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1.
It takes an observant man to see
That Rodney's a geek flyboy's fantasy
But if we can get John
To put slash goggles on -
It will lead to a romance Atlantis-y!
2.
They went through the gate and the iris
For trading they were quite desirous
But it all went to hell
When a girl-wraith called El-
lia stole Carson's new retrovirus.
(The above limerick won 2nd place, Cleanest Limerick)
3.
The new Major's feeling forlorn
And wishing he'd never been born.
He pissed off the Colonel
Whose wrath is infolonel
Which means no promotion for Lorne.
The last two go together:
4.
Sheppard claims that he likes Ronon Dex
For reasons obscure and complex
Like his skill with a gun
From his years on the run -
But it's really his glutes and his pecs.
For his part, I hear Ronon Dex
Just hangs out with John for the sex
It's too bad the plot
Gets him whipped, punched and shot
With numerous special effects.
(The above "epic limerick" won third place, best Atlantis pairing AND third place, best relationship presented through epic limerick.)