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"Out you go... Just give us some time alone for a bit okay?" Lena smiled at the little robot, once again in the form of a robot dog thanks to Grethe and Vika as she escorted him out of the room. Soon followed by TP. Even he was not safe from this treatment.
This. This whole thing?
Was bullshit. Pure, uncut, unfair, bullshit.
Prototype 008, dubbed by the name "Fido" twice by his Master Shinei Nouzen, was outraged. He wanted to spend time with the Master, and here comes the Missus to rob that from him! He was thankful to the Missus for pulling the young master out of his despair, but he deserved some credit as well! He had been with Shinei the longest, and thus, he should be at the top of the list when it comes to quality time with him. But no. Here he was. Out in the hallway.
Even TP, the CAT, had been with Shinei longer than the Missus, using him as a very comfortable bed. Now back in his dog body? He could see why. Fido... Wanted to be cuddled up with his master for longer. But NOOOOO. The Missus had to come by, for what seemed like every damn day at this point, to engage in intimate actions with him.
Fido was not BLIND.
He knew what the two of them were up to. His audio sensors could hear the should of shuffling clothing, teasing words, and mutual compliments of affection. The hallmarks of a healthy romantic relationship, Fido knew that was the case without a shadow of a doubt.
But...
Fido was jealous. Kicked out without a second thought once the Missus came over. 10pm on the dot. Right when Fido got comfy on the Masters lap. Once the Missus left? Young Master Shinei was too tired and went straight to bed. Meaning that he could not pet his loyal friend. He could not cuddle with his master, could not make up for lost time ever since he regained his dog body.
It was an outrage.
It was pure BULLSHIT. Of the HIGHEST order.
The master HAD to give Fido his pets. Behind the ear, if he were to state his preferences on that matter. Fido really liked it when master pet him there.
And yet? All he and TP could do was paw at the door. It was no use. He could hear it now. The Missus throwing the Young Master onto the bed, giggling to herself, making some comment about how it should not be so easy to throw a trained soldier around like that. Ugh... This again?
'He LETS YOU... damned Succubus... Corrupting my innocent master"
Fido shook his dog-like snout (He was still getting used to it). Even as mad as he was now, he could not insult the Missus like that. He was Master Shinei's joy, his love, his wife to be soon enough. It filled Fido with warmth when he was not being robbed of his time with the master. He pawed at the door again, but it was no use. TP was the worst of the two of them, fine claw markings decorating the door. Evidence of how often this little event seemed to happen.
Then-
Fido came up with a plan... Fido had a plan now... He would not put the two in danger... But he would get the high ground back... He learned some things about the Legion... How to "speak" to them... Or rather, how to speak to a certain one of them.
"OH GODS YES~!!! HARDER~!!!"
Fido... Was now tempted to put them in danger. TP shot Fido a look. Such a simple and innocent being, he was worried that Lena was in pain at the moment. Fido, cursed with the knowledge the internet gave him, as well as... Seeing it happen once when he climbed through the window to get back inside, knew that wasn't the case. Even if that was on the table? Young Master Shinei was likely tied to the bed. This was all Missus Lena's doing. And? She loved every minute of it... Ugh... It made Fido shiver.
He should have been more worried when he saw those leather outfits Lena had purchased back when Shinei was still fumbling about trying to propose to her. Whips still (To his knowledge) were not involved yet, but Fido should have kept an eye on those ropes. Not to forget what Lena did with those leather outfits... It struck fear into his robotic heart.
"THAT"S IT~!!! WHO"S MY GOOD BOY~??!!"
Fido shivered again... That term... was his favourite. Or... It used to be. Before this waking nightmare started...
And here was the Missus. Corrupting it. Making it something that it was not. Fido was a good boy, THE GOOD BOY, Shinei was a good master. Those terms should not leave that context. Yet? This. This happened. It pushed Fido to act even faster than before. This was his limit, the moment he broke.
< Opening Communication: Come in No Face >
. . .
< DECLINED: State name, origin, and affiliation unknown unit >
Oho... Easier than he expected. Perhaps getting closer to Zelene was more of a boon than Fido had thought! Either that, or Reisha Nouzen was just that good at making AI. It was anyone's guess, but that was no the point of the matter.
< Name: Fido. Origin: Reisha Nouzen. Affiliation: Service to Shinei Nouzen, known to you as... Báleygr >
< Query: Why contact me. Why contact the Legion. Are you considering betrayal of your master for the Legion? >
"YESSSSSSS~!!! HARDER BABY HARDER~!!!!"
< Follow Up Query: What the fuck was that? >
< All in due time... I contacted you for a clarification. Were you not originally Václav Milizé? >
< Query: This matters why? >
So that was a yes... Good. If Fido had to suffer, this traitor to humanity would have to suffer to. It was not like the Young Master needed permission to wed Lena. Ernst already agreed to walk her down the aisle too. This? This was all spite. Plus, if No Face did something rash, Shinei had a shovel in the room. They would be safe enough.
Oh if only the master knew the power of that thing...
The war would be long over, and Fido could spend more time on his lap. Rather than swapping from this body back to the M101 Barrett frame, then back to this form. It got tiring after some time you know!
"FUCK YES~!!! OH MY GOOD GOD KEEP GOING"
< Query: Seriously. What the fuck am I picking up on your end Unknown Unit? >
< Reply: Your Daughter: Vladilena Milizé >
Fido did not need to reply in the format that the Legion worked by, but it was funny in the moment. He could hear the pure SHOCK over the line. It was great.
It gave Fido enough relief to rub against TP! Thank the gods for his sensors, he could enjoy just how soft the cat was. Even better when Shinei pet him at the same time... But someone ELSE was getting "pets" at the moment. A damn shame... Thank goodness Shinei knew to wash his hands after... That.
< . . . What? >
< That is your daughter, with my Master, Shinei Nouzen, or known to you as Báleygr. Also, your soon to be son-in-law >
Many emotions came over the Legion comms. None of them positive. Which, if it were possible, would bring a smile to Fido's lips.
. . .
< Query: You tell me this... Why? >
< Because your daughter is a succubus corrupting my Master. This has been going on for several weeks now. I have come to the conclusion that, if I must suffer, you must suffer as well. >
This was fun.
It was nice to get this off his robotic chest! Fido felt as happy as could be!
"OH SAN MAGNOLIA SAVE ME YOU MONSTER~!!!!"
Annnnnnnd...
It was gone.
Fido slammed his head into the door, wishes he could turn off his ears for the next hour or so. As the product of a warrior clan, and a man whom was VERY fit, this... Would not end here. Lena learned that the hard way. So did the Federacy as a whole. Mainly because Lena walked out of Shin's room with very shaky legs.
And dropped like a sack of potato's when Shinei spoke to her at a briefing... A very... Interesting look on her face once that happened.
It was lewd. Very lewd. It haunts Fido's robotic nightmares. Shin made a monster that day.
Lena even told the temporary Republic President to her face that... No... Fido would not remember that cursed quote. All said with a shit eating grin on her face.
. . .
< She gets it from her mother... >
What?
What the FUCK???
Fido could not imagine THIS being the answer the great No Face had when presented this information.
< . . . Why. Why must you accept this? >
< Oh dear Fido... I have not a choice in the matter... I'm still going to attempt to remove your masters head but... He is doomed nonetheless. Your master is under her thumb >
. . .
< If you surrender you can come to the wedding... >
< No chance... I'm still gonna murder him >
"FUUUUUUUUCK YES~!!!!!!"
Fido could hear it now, the Missus slumping over on top of the master. It was over now. Seemed as if she was... "pent up"... Maybe master could cuddle with him after all. Just... Fido was gonna wait a few minutes for them to clean up. He liked getting put but... Not enough to flush his dignity down the drain.
Blissfully? Five minutes later? The door opened. Meaning that, at the very least... They took a quick shower... Likely together but... Clean enough that Fido could be given pets without thinking of what is on their hands. Their filthy, lewd act doing hands.
And then? Fido had an evil idea.
< Open your visual receptors to my broadcast No Face... Broadcasting now... >
Shin and Lena were there. They dressed quickly after their shower, now in the nighttime clothing. Still a little wet.. Both were cuddling on the bed. Inviting Fido and TP to join them. It seemed as if the Missus would be staying the night once again. But? They did not seemed tired. Perhaps Fido would get double the pets tonight! Maybe Lena was not so evil after all...
But?
The real kicker was the looks on their faces.
For lack of a better term? They looked VERY pleased with themselves. In a sate of pure bliss, mutual love. Looking at each other with those stupid lovey-dovey eyes. Kissing every now and then as they chatted away, both Fido and TP getting comfortable between them. Or rather, Fido found himself between the two of them.
TP? That greedy cat?
Sat on top of master Shinei. Greedy bastard...
Fido sensors then caught something, something they should have caught long ago...
Something... Something was inside Missus Lena.
Not THAT...
But rather... Something new... Oh dear... Oh this was perfect...
< No Face? >
Fido could hear the long, drawn out robotic sigh from the other end. One would call it souless, but the sheer mental pain in that sigh told him otherwise.
< Yes? >
< Congratulations >
If he were human?
Fido would be laughing his ass off, as the humans say. Maybe he was, considering how done with it all No Face sounded.
< Query: On? >
. . .
< On becoming a grandfather >
The scream of pure rage on the other end of the line? Right before Fido cut the link?
It was priceless. It made Fido's day. It made up for the lost time on Master Shinei's lap.
Though, in the end? Fido was glad. Oh so very glad.
Sure he lost some time with the master but... But he had more time now... and...
Now the master had something... something more to fight for. Something to look forward to. To live for after it all ended. To an extent? So did Fido. He could not wait to meet the child of his master, to care for them, to love them, to protect them. He did not need orders to want that, to desire that.
Oh Master Shinei... Oh how much you have grown...
From the shy, timid boy hiding behind your brother to this... They would all be so proud of you... Reisha... Yuuna... Shourei... The Master, The Lady... The Older Brother...
'I... I am...
I am proud of you... So proud of you... Master Shinei"
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