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When a King and a Bat Rant

Summary:

What could go wrong? Cursed Fenton Luck.

For Danny Fenton, apparently, everything within the span of two months, his world falls apart.

But thankfully, he has his mentor, the Sad Trenchcoat Man, and a really pretty lady to help him get through all of it, and maybe a few Bats and Birds… And maybe one Baby Bat. Maybe... Wink Wink

Chapter 1: Astroids Collide and We are Out of Time

Chapter Text

“No. No. No. No no no no no…” The room was dead quiet as Danny kneeled over Jazz. “This is all an elaborate prank- you can get up now, Jazz- you got me.” With a trembling voice, all he can manage to whisper out is:

 “Jazz?”

 Sobbing over my older sister, I felt a hand on my shoulder.

 “Danny… She is gone.” That voice- I think that I know it. I do. When I looked up to see who it was, Sam was standing there with Tucker next to her. All I can remember is us going home from Nasty Burger, then the GiW doing one of their ghost checks, Jazz setting off the sensor and then shooting her… I don't remember how long I stayed sobbing over Jazz before Sam and Tuck took me home, though it had felt like an eternity.

 

 

 

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That's all I remember before I wake up from the yelling from downstairs.

“IT WAS ALL THAT DAMN SPOOKS FAULT FOR MESSING WITH THE READERS MADDIEKINS!” Dad sounded pissed. 

“When I see that THING-” Mom spits.

“I swear that I will rip it open molecule by molecule for causing the death of my DAUGHTER.” She sounded like murder was a plausible thing to do in the name of justice.

 

What? Mom and Dad think Jazz’s death was caused by Phantom? That is obviously not true, it was the GiW thinking she was a ghost. Not me. But because of their  prejudices  against ghosts, they will never be able to see the truth.

 

 

 

 

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Danny feels his phone buzz, hearing the Ghostbusters Theme playing. Picking it up, he sees that his favorite member of the Justice League Dark is calling him. The contact reads: “SAD TRENCHCOAT MAN :D”. Mentally saying ‘what the hell’, Danny picks up.

 

“Hey Kid…” Constantine's voice sounds comforting.

 

“Hi.” Danny sounds broken as he answers his mentor.

 

“I… I heard about what happened yesterday… I want to let you know that I am here if you need anything. I am just a call away. Got that Kid?” 

 

That was Danny’s breaking point.

 

“Why did it have to be Jazz? The one person who truly cared about me and took care of me. She practically was my mom. She made sure I was okay when both of my parents never did. The one person who I needed in my life is now gone and I have no idea what to do. Why is it so hard?” The silence after Danny said that was deafening. 

 

Constantine releases a breath he didn't even know he was holding. 

 

“Kid… I wish that I knew the answer to that but I don't. She was taken from us far too early. It will hurt but know that I am always going to be here for you, just like I have been for the past couple months. I can't promise that the pain will go away, but I can promise that I will be here for you.” Constantine hears Danny sob, wanting to hug the poor boy.

 

“You promise?”

 

“Yeah, Kid. I promise.”

 

“Thanks” Danny pauses for a second then continues “Thanks… Dad.”

 

The call ends after Danny drops the D-A-D word, and Constantine stands in the Watchtower hallway like a fool.

 

 

 

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“Jon?” Zatana is out in the hallway now, looking at Constantine with confusion. 

“You good?” He just stares at her for a moment.

 

“Nah, I’m too sober for this shit Z.” That wasn't really a lie, but for the Kid I knew I shouldn't've been drunk during that call. He lost his bloody sister. But fuckin Hell, I forgot that I have to deal with those bloody wankos because dear old Batsy decided to call a meeting to ‘Check on’ the JLD. The bloke just wants to make sure his  contingencies are all in place.

“Just try to behave this time around, Jon.” She chuckles.

“No promises.”

 

 

 

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It has now been two months since Jazz's funeral  and I feel like she would be proud of me if she was still here right now.  I've been dating my biggest crush for a month and a half now!  My grades have also improved a lot since then for the first time since I became Phantom. Constantine and I have had a lot more calls recently and we've been able to meet up a couple times in person which has been a really big help for getting over the trauma of her death. But speaking of my boyfriend,  he said that for our date today it's gonna be really important; I wonder what he means by that??

 

 

 

 

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Phantastic4

KingBoo is Online

         KingBoo: guys sould i wear eyeliner for my daet with dash? @PlantsOV3RU @TheTuckGuy @TheBetterDanni

 

KingBoo: @PlantsOV3RU @TheTuckGuy

KingBoo: ???

KingBoo: helloooooo??? guyss???

PlantsOV3RU is Online

PlantsOV3RU: No, you look stupid with it.

TheTuckGuy is Online

TheTuckGuy: no because what if you have to go ghost and dash

sees the same eyeliner on phantom that his boyfriend had on

KingBoo: k

KingBoo: @TheTuckGuy yk i retored rite

KingBoo: retyred rihgt

KingBoo: retired right

TheTuckGuy: you never officially retired dude

PlantsOV3RU: That is true, Danny.

PlantsOV3RU: Plus, doesn't Dash hate eyeliner?

TheTuckGuy is Offline

PlantsOV3RU is Offline

KingBoo: no more ghost atacks so m retired

KingBoo: @PlantsOV3RU he nevr said nything bout that

KingBoo: neway he jus got here 

KingBoo: ttyl

KingBoo is Offline

 

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Dash is finally here! We can go on our date now! 

“Hey, Honey!” I say when he walks in. I kiss him on the cheek as he grabs my hand to take me to his car. The drive over to our picnic spot is eerily quiet. Dash is not speaking to me- which is really weird by the way. Usually, he has some romantic, snarky remark to say.  When the car stops at our picnic spot, I see Paulina?  I sit in the passenger seat in confusion as Dash gets out and opens the door for me. 

“Dash? What is going on? Why is Paulina here?”  he leans in like he's gonna kiss me,  but stops and whispers in my ear, 

“There is something me and Paulina need to tell you, Babe.”  Oh.  This is either really good or really bad and from the way that polina looks I think it is going to be the second option. 

 

“What is it?” I ask, dreading to see if my suspicions are correct.  I look at polina and the way that she is looking at Dash and ancients I hope that I'm wrong. Dash takes a deep breath before he speaks.

“Danny, you are no fun so I cheated on you with someone way more fun. This is me breaking up with your ugly gay self. You are such a weirdo for thinking I actually liked you, come on Fenturd- you should have figured it out after all these years of me bullying you. You act like such a bitch all the time too. We are done, good riddance. Gay Freak.” Dash and Paulina laugh before they make out. Ouch. I leave the two alone to do whatever they do. I walk out of the clearing in the forest and deeper into the woods.  Maybe I should call Ellie, Sam and Tuck to see if they are down for movie night? I doubt Ellie will come since she didn't respond earlier and is off on one of her worldwide adventures, but Sam and Tuck should pick up right?

 

 

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Phantastic4

KingBoo is Online

KingBoo starts an Emergency Call

KingBoo ends a Call

KingBoo starts an Emergency Call

KingBoo ends a Call

KingBoo starts an Emergency Call

KingBoo ends a Call

KingBoo starts an Emergency Call

KingBoo ends a Call

KingBoo is Offline 

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That was weird. Neither of them picked up my call, they both must be really busy with stuff. Oh well… Since neither of them picked up I guess there is one option, and that is to fly my emotions away.

“I'm Going Ghost!”

 

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The cold  air rushes through me as I fly across the icy November sky. I soar through the clouds making me shaped holes. Looking down for only a moment, yet in that moment, I see both Sam and Tuck on their phones hanging out together. So I did the only sensible thing a ghost could do, and I fly down to my so-called best friends. 

“What the hell guys?!” The two of them finally look up from their phones and their eyes light up when they see me. 

“See! He still goes ghost, Sam. I told you he is not retired!” Tucker says enthusiastically.

 “What the heck Tuck?! I’m not just some toy to play with!” I say distraught. Then Sam begins “I was the one to explain that to you, Tucker. We do not have to ignore Danny now that we know he is officially not retired.” Hold on- are Sam and Tuck trying to distance themselves from me because I told them that I retired from being a hero?! 

 “I tried to call both of you multiple times and now I figure out that you have been ignoring me because I don't want to be Phantom anymore?!” Sam looks away from my eyes whilst Tucker’s widen.

“It… It's uh… Not like that?” Sam answers for both of them, and you know what? Screw this, I’m so done with being treated like shit today. 

“Wow Samantha. I couldn't have been more convincing myself.” As I mock her, I roll my eyes. Tucker looks like he is about to speak up, but I cut him off.

“Uh huh. Well I hope that the two of you are happy with what you did. Enjoy the rest of your lives, and I hope you do not become ghosts so that you can not ruin the rest of my Afterlife. You already ruined the beginning of it. Good riddance.” Today has been absolute shit. I fly away from the two  people that I had called my best friends for my whole life and all of my afterlife so far.

 

 

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“This day could not get any worse.” Danny yells into the sky as he zooms through the freezing air. He is heading home, making sure he is tangible that way he can punch clouds as he flies through them. With the South Winds forcing him to fly faster and faster. Danny is so caught up in his emotions that he does not notice the flock of geese flying in from the North for the winter time, not until it was too late. He flies head first into the flock and once he does, he begins to fall.

Ô̸̢̨̮͈̲ͅĤ̴̱̟̩̹̼͖̰͕͐̉̋ ̶̢̪̬̹̪͇͖̰͉̗̀̑̅̀̆̄̂̍̐͛S̶̢̤͕͉̱̗͈͙̫͐̈́̌̃͑̄̿͜H̴̢̭̩̺̬͂̋̆̾Î̴̧̫͔̻̮͉́̔̔͐͗͝͝ͅṬ̵̢̨͎̮̯̘̥̀̈́̈́͆́͝ͅ ” Danny yells as he plummets to the ground, losing control of his flight ability till 

till the last second. When he looks up, he is surrounded by GiW agents.

“Just as you predicted, Agent K.” A male voice speaks, though it is hard to tell who said what because all of the agents are wearing the same thing: White shoes, white slacks, a white button down, a long white lab coat, and a pair of knock off Men In Black sunglasses that are also white. Agent K then speaks,

“It was your idea to steal the spy camera birds from the government, Agent L.”  Agent K’s voice is female so she should be easier to pick out, but Danny can’t because whatever new technology they are using to keep him down is making him really dizzy and light headed.

S̵̢͙̳̪̩̠͂̀̊͒̿̓t̸̘̻͖̟̓̔ͅu̵̙͆̈́̔̆͐̂̉̕͝p̷̭̀̔̾̋̍̀̒ͅï̸̫͗̍̇̀͆d̷̤͚̭̯̩̣͎̥̎̓̄͌̄͊̇ ̵̧̢̧̤̞̳̜̩̬͚̈̄̚F̸̨̭̬͈̻͚̭̮̹͠ě̴̫̥͈͗̇n̸̫̥̜̎͆͘ț̴̹̣̭͚̬̯͆̇̃͜ơ̶̞̓͛͠ṅ̵̹̭̙̰̲̿́͜ ̶̼͙͍̝̾̃̇̆̄l̸̝̠̹̽̈́̀̂̀ų̵̟̟͚̮͈̀̀̓̈́c̵̯̙̍̀͗̎̉ͅk̴̢͈̲̩͙͉͊̔̆͗̑.̶̨̭̜̻͕̈́͑̍̆̔ ” Danny curses under his breath just before everything goes dark.

 

 

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When Danny wakes, he is strapped to a cold metal table. A slight green glow fills the room, he blinks, then his eyes widen. He is in the Lab at home. He is home right now- so that means the GiW has tricked the Fentons into thinking that Phantom killed Jazz two months ago.

“I think the Spook is awake now, Maddiekins!” Jack says with a tone of glee.

“I think so too!” Maddie has a huge smile on her face as she holds a scalpel in her hands, it is as sharp as can be and easily able to tear through skin.

W̴̢̛͔̘̞̼̩̊̾̆̚͜A̴̭̣͖̝͓̤̗̙̭͐̎̒̊͑I̴̧̢̯̣͂̍̆̏͛̑T̸̨͉͕̰̤̦̼̎͗̓̾̀̐͘͜ͅ!̴̨̝̱͖̣̳̙̓̉̉͊́̏̏͐̓ ” Danny’s plea caught their attention, Jack looks to Maddie and she nods.

“What is it, you Spook?” Jack spits out “What the hell could you possibly want?” Maddie looks at Jack as he speaks to Phantom. She looks like she is ready to pounce.

 

I̷̞̼͇̬͚̘̲̘͚̭̕t̶̨̼͍̣̼̍͌̃̅̿͐̕͘͝'̸̲̟̯̪̥͖͈̼͖̳̇͂̃͆͛̈́̚s̶̖̟̳̤̖̟̻͐̄̉̒̏̃́͝ ̵͚͉̘͍̉̔͋͆̓̓̔̐̅̽ḿ̷͚̲̘̦̩̹́̊ḛ̵͕͈͇̮̏̆͑͊̚͜,̸̡̼̠̘̞͓͌͌̾͊̆͂̆̀͝͝ ̷̡̢̨̭̩̜͇̺̓͑̿͠M̷̯̒̔̐ò̴̮̻͙̝̌̈́̀͂͝m̷̘͛,̸̢̨̟̬̮̫͍̗̒̀̊ ̷̧̢̨̭̜̰͗͋̄̋́͘ͅD̷̡̧͎͕̹̹̀̐̅̊ͅa̶̯̪̭͖͎̅̽̀́̆͆͒͠d̴͉̬̆͌̐͋.̸̭̼͑̈́̈́͒͐̌̓̀̓͜ ̸̧͙̻̗͈̻̺̙̤͓̀̍̅̕͝͝Í̴͈̦̞͔͔̞͇͓̀̃̌̌͠͝ṱ̴̞͓͖̀́͛̒̌̽͑̎͛ś̴̨͈̗̥̜̥̘̟̮́̿̎͊̓͐͆̐ ̶͍͎͚̭̺͋͜m̸̮̗̮̍̽̍̔̒̌̿̚̕ͅḛ̶͙̞̙͚͒͐̄̌́̈́̔̓͛̕ͅ ̶̡͉͇̒̐̚͝D̷̯̱̯̦̬̱͖͚́́͐̌̈͌͐͝a̵̝͚͚̓̉̀͛͘͝͠n̵͖͐͘n̷̡̧̛̟̞͈̗̻̼͔̋̒͂̐͑̚y̴̨̟̮͔̪̓̆̚.̸̨̢͕͓̱̺̫̭͔͑ ” Danny tries to get his parents to listen, though his voice is 

almost impossible to understand. 

“You Spooks are so bad at lying, just give it up already.” Maddie's voice is cold, filled with hatred and anger. Danny then makes a last ditch effort to keep himself from getting vissected. A white flash of light fills the room, and Danny is now seen strapped to the dissection table where Phantom once was. 

“It really is me Mom” Danny pleads, voice trembling as he gasps for air. The metal restraint around his neck is definitely way too tight. Jack and Maddie look horrified.

“You… You are no son of mine” Jack states bluntly.

“You damn Spook- you are posing my son. I will rip you up molecule by molecule for killing my daughter, and now killing my son.” Maddie lunges for the dissection table with her scalpel, just as Danny is able to turn on his emergency signal to alert Constantine that he needs help effective: IMMEDIATELY. 

 

 

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Constantine was sitting through another one of Batman's check up on the JDL meetings, when he feels a tug at his soul. 

“Hn.” Batman notices that Constantine is getting antsy.

“I- I have to… Oh BLOODY FUCKIN HELL- ” Constantie shoots up from his chair and quickly leaves the room with almost every JDL member yelling after him.

 

 

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Maddie ignores all the screams again as she continues to cut down the middle of Danny.

“Fasinating! Jack, Dear, come look at this” Maddie is hovered over Danny’s body looking at how he has organs.

“Comming Maddiekins!” Jack says too excitedly “Ohh! That is fascinating, Maddiekins! This Spooks has human organs, unlike the previous Spooks we have dissected!” Maddie nods along to what her husband is saying, until a purpleish greenish portal opens and a blonde man walks out of it. The man's eyes widen as he sees Danny.

“KID!” The blonde yells as his eyes go from Danny to Jack and Maddie.

“Abite, viri, a filio meo abite.” The man mutters and both Jack and Maddie are flung across the room. The blonde man continues and says:

“Catena nunc.” The couple is now chained to the wall, where they can’t get up for a while. The man creates a bubble around him and Danny.

“Kid?” Constantine sounds extremely worried.

“H-Hurts.” Danny manages to form the word, Constantine looks angry then understanding.

“I am going to get you out of here, Kid. I promise that I will keep you safe.” Constantine breaks off the restraints from where Danny was strapped down.

“Fr-Frostbite will b-be able to,” Danny is barely able to get a sentence out, but Constantine knows what to do. He picks up the young ghost and walks through the portal to the Infinite Realms, hoping it will take him to the right spot.

 

 

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“FROSTBITE-” Constantine practically yells when he steps out into the Far Frozen. The Yeti comes as quickly as soon as he can.

“What do I owe the pl-” Frostbite looks down at Danny and sees the injury.

“OH GREAT ONE! We must hurry, for the sake of the Great One’s health.” Constantine nods and rushes with the Yeti to the treatment center. On their way there, Danny retracts into his core in Constantine's arms.

“Bloody Hell.” Constantine whispers as he sets Danny into the healing chamber. His kid is going to be alright… Right? Minutes turn to hours, and hours turn into three days. Three days of no information given to him. On any other circumstance, Constantine would barge in demanding answers… But since it is a life or death situation with HIS kid then he will be patient.

“Magic One.” Frostbite comes out to see Constantine finally. He stands up and rushes over to the Yeti.

“How is he Frostie? Is the Kid okay? Is Danny okay?” Constantine questions the Yeti, as he is brought back to where he had placed Danny three days ago. When he entered, he saw Danny but things had been different about his appearance. Danny’s hair was transparent as well as some other parts of him. Constantine looks worried beyond belief. 

“Oh Magic One, do not fret. This is what I came to grab you about.” Frostbite looks at him with both glee and concern. 

“Well? What is it mate?” Anxious about what is next, Constantine looks up at Frostbite.

“The young King requires the blood of a family member to fully heal.” Frostbite states like it is an every day thing.

“WHAT?!” Constantine’s eyes go wide. 

“Is’nt that a bloody problem since bloody parents disowned him and his sister is no longer here?!” Constantine begins to pace the room mumbling random things that are incoherent. Frostbite places a hand on Constantine’s shoulder.

“Magic One, rest easy. I have the belief that if the young King considers you part of his fraid, then it shall be fine to use the blood of yourself.” Constantine blinks, then thinks for a moment.

“Do whatcha gotta do, but only because it's for the Kid.” Constantine agrees to Frostbite’s plan and gets to work. He goes and grabs a chair, pulling it up next to the chamber where Danny is floating. The blood transfusion is simple, Constantine draws his own blood and drops it into the chamber where Danny floats. The change is almost instant, Constantine yelps while Frostbite is taking notes on everything incase anything like this happens again. Danny’s eyes shoot open, slowly he is able to come out of the chamber. There are some big differences to Danny’s appearance now that Constantine looks at the kid.

“Danny?” Constantine asks, seeing if Danny’s able to speak again.

“Yeah? Wait, why are we in Frostbites Care Center?” Danny looks confused.

“Well, Kid…” Constantine lets out a breath he didn't know he was holding. As Constantine puts his hand on Danny’s back he remembers. Then he begins to cry and Constantine just holds him close, rubbing his back in comfort. After a while Frostbite comes back into the room as Danny finishes crying.

“Great One, Father of the Great One, there is much we need to discuss.” Danny’s eyes widen as Frostbite says the third word, and so do Constantine’s.

“FATHER?!” The two say in unison as Frostbite chuckles. 

“Yes, Great One. With the Magic One’s blood inside of you, genetically the Magic One is your father.” Frostbite explains, Danny’s face lights up for a moment then fear sinks in.

“I- um… Is being my dad… Okay with you?” Danny fidgets with his fingers, looking down to avoid Constantine’s eyes.

“Kid, I really don't mind. Hell, I was planning on adopting you anyways so this makes everything easier.” Constantine ruffles Danny’s hair and pulls him closer.

“Really?! I mean I have been calling you Dad for the past month on accident totally” Danny smiles up at Constantine, leaning into him more. 

“Great One, your father and I have much to discuss, so why don't you begin with your kingly duties now.” Danny groans at Frostbite's words, knowing that he is most likely correct. 

“It’s okay Kid, I can handle all the adult talking. Go and do whatever you need to do, just you might wanna look in the mirror.” Constantine chuckles at his son’s groans. Danny goes to find a mirror, or in his case a very reflective piece of ice. 

“HUH?!” Danny sees his reflection, and sees the changes that happened to his body. He is a bit more muscular or ‘built’ as someone might say. But the most notable change is that his previously black hair is now the same striking blonde color as Constantine’s. He looks at himself one more time and smiles before flying off to his keep.

 

 

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Batman is confused, and that is not a good thing for the Justice League. When Batman is confused, he doesn't understand something, and when he doesn’t understand something, everyone is either royally fucked or, well, there is no other option.

“Are you okay, Batman?” Clark asks Batman, concerned. All he gets in return is the patented BatGlare™ and a grunt. There is also not a single one of the other Gotham vigilantes in sight.

Yep. The JL is royally fucked.

 

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Constantine is most definitely royally fucked. Why might one ask? Well, it’s because Batman is looking into all of his history. Dear old Batsy doesn't take his research lightly, and Jon is worried for his kid. Yeah, even though Danny is the most powerful being in the entirety of the multiverse itself, doesn't mean he can't be a worried dad. Especially after the talk with Frostbite, where Jon learned that the kid is now biologically his, that Danny is not able to live in a city without enough ambient ectoplasm, and the fact that ghosts are considered illegal in the United States due to the Anti-Ecto Acts. So yeah, Constantine has a lot to be worried about. And on top of all that, his son is required to host a royal banquet to welcome Constantine to the Realms as his dad? 

“Bloody Hell, this suit is tight.” Constantine says to one of the maids helping him get ready. He is still trying to wrap his head around the fact that his son is the bloody king of the Infinite Realms. Time to go be all fancy and nice to people. Bleaugh. But Constantine would do anything for his son.

“I am sorry, Mr.Constantine, but this is the formal clothing of the royal family of the Realms.” The maid, Lottie, explains to Constantine as he sighs. 

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Danny is bored. For the past hour, he has been forced to get ready for a meeting he didn't even ask for, then go to a big gala to introduce his dad to the Realms. At least he looks damn hot. 

“Why do the eyeball thingies have to be exactly like a controlling boyfriend? UGHHHHH!!!” He groans into the empty hallway. The walk to the meeting hall is long, so Danny decides to stop by his dad's room. He takes the detour, it's not that far away from the meeting hall… Right? Danny knocks.

“Come in, kiddo.” Constantine says as he has heard Danny’s knock enough times that he doesn't need to ask who it is anymore. Danny phases through his dad’s dore and crashes on the bed, groaning.

“Why do we have to do this stupid gala, Dad?” He asks, face first into a pillow. Constantine laughs. “I have the same thought, Kiddo, but-” Constantine sighs, “Clockwork said that you have to and I ain't disobeying that bloody guy.” 

 

 

Whelp. Danny is going to be tired later tonight. 

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Woah, she is pretty. Constantine thinks to himself as he stares at this Goddess looking woman. She looks to be about 11 feet tall with her long black hair cascading down her back, her smog grey pointed ears have chains crossing from her cartilage to the lobe of her ear, and she is wearing leather gloves that almost melt into her ash colored skin. She is slightly levitating over a cloud of smog next to the bar. 

“Ooh, someone has a crushhhhh~” His son teases, and Jon just scoffs. 

“I do not.”

“Just go talk to her, Dad.” Jon rolls his eyes, but makes his way over to the gorgeous woman.

 

 

 

 

“Hello.” 

Blime, what has gotten into me, I know how to flirt better than just saying hello. Jon thinks to himself, as he hears faint snickering off in the distance. 

“𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.” The pretty lady says with a smile and some kind of proper New Jersey accent. 

“𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘓𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘮, 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨?” 

Oh. The pretty goddess is Lady Gotham. HOLY SHIT ITS LADY GOTHAM. And she is talking to me?! Constantine thinks to himself, then answers.

“My Lady,  just wanted to come over and tell you how beautiful you look tonight.” Lady Gotham then blushes, Bloody hell, Constantine actually did it. 

 

The two talk for the whole night, and Constantine receives an offer he can't refuse.

 

The deal? Move to Gotham, take care of the corrupt ectoplasm pools, and to keep her knights in check. But is Lady Gotham trying to play matchmaker for her future son? Perhaps. Perchance. But no one is going to know, right?  Right??