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Travis: Archer gave a great speech.
Malcolm: Yes he did. Are you all going to the reception?
Hoshi: I am.
Travis: I don't see why not. Hey, where did the Captain go?
Hoshi: I saw him earlier by the coat check room.
Malcolm: That's odd. He didn't bring a coat with him.
Hoshi realizes something: Umm... Malcolm, what are you doing?
Malcolm: Going to find the Captain.
Hoshi: I don't think that's a good idea.
Malcolm: Why not?
Hoshi: Just trust me on this. We can meet up with him later.
Meanwhile inside the coat check room...
Archer: We should have done this years ago.
T'Pol: Copulated in a coat check room?
Archer: You know what I mean.
T'Pol: I did not realize until recently my feelings for you.
Archer: And your pon farr hadn't arrive yet?
T'Pol: Yes.
Archer: I had a feeling that was why you pulled me in here.
T'Pol: I'm sorry I couldn't wait.
Archer: You don't have anything to be sorry for. I'm glad you did... Have you seen my underwear?
T'Pol: I believe it is hanging from the light fixture on the wall.
Archer: Oh, yeah it is. We better get dressed before someone unlocks that door.
T'Pol: Indeed.
Archer: Do you have a place to stay on Earth?
T'Pol: No, I haven't thought of that yet. I had other things on my mind.
Archer: I would love for you to stay at my place.
T'Pol: Are you asking as my former commander?
Archer: No. I'm asking as the man who wants you in his life. You can stay as long as you want.
T'Pol: Then I accept.