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The video begins with two men standing in the middle of a field, they look similar though dressed very differently. The younger man wears cut off jean shorts and a distressed band tee, the older a full threepiece suit.
“I’m Adam Savage, over there’s my brother without a cool name,” The brother sighs. Text shows up on the bottom of the screen contradicting the so-called Adam Savage. It identifies him as Kol and the man in the suit as Elijah.
“Today on Mythbusters we will be finding out if werewolves really do mindlessly attack all vampires when transformed or if that's an… old wolfs tale.”
Jump cut to indoors, daytime. Elijah speaks for the first time. “Up until recently wolves under transformation seemed to be relatively docile but known to attack Vampires if they got a scent of one. But recent events have shown a break in this trend with less immediate animosity towards every new vampire. A longstanding curse was recently broken and it seems to have had a positive effect on the cognition of transformed werewolves.
Jump cut to Kol outside in the field again. “For todays subjects we have Klaus,” The camera goes to a stock photo of a mugshot with Klaus’s face pasted onto the head. “Hayely, and Aiden” the camera goes to a normal photo of Hayley then one of Aiden. The photo of Aiden fades out to show an aerial view of three wolves in the field lit by several floating balls of light.
Camera goes to Elijah and Kol in the woods. “Now ‘Lijah and I will step into the clearing and see what the werewolves do.”
Elijah holds out an arm in front of Kol, turning to the camera, “We are aware this would have been far better scientifically supported to do an individual test for each wolf but that would have required either two more fields or two more full moons and some within this operation lack that patience.”
Kol rolls his eyes, “Yes yes we are sacrificing scientific integrity whatever, we are not currently scientists there will be no paper. We are doing this for the love of the game and anecdotal evidence.”
Cut to Elijah in an office. “For additional context we know all of the werewolves and have amicable relationships with them all.”
Cut back to the field, voiceover of Kol as Elijah enters the clearing. “The wolves have been able to smell us in the area for a while but haven’t taken any action against us, lets see what happens when we get a bit closer.”
Elijah walks a quarter of the way to the center of the clearing when Hayley’s head snaps up and she begins charging at Elijah. Elijah starts walking the other direction which quickly turns into a jog then a vampiric sprint up a tree as Hayley starts growling at him.
Smash cut screen with text – Mindless violence against vampires: 1
Cut to Hayley in a bathrobe with her hair in a towel. “I had full awareness of myself when I decided to run at Elijah. We had just broken up so it felt like a good time to get some of my emotions about that out.” Someone snorts off camera. Hayley smiles.
Smash cut screen with text – Mindless violence against vampires: Maybe?
Cut to Kol walking into the field towards the wolves. Klaus gets up and trots over toward Kol. Kol stops walking and Klaus goes faster. Once he reaches Kol, Klaus tackles him to the ground before walking in a circle and settling into a ball on Kol’s chest. Kol lets out a wheezing laugh.
Smash cut screen with text – Werewolves are chillers: 1
Next the screen cuts to a new man, text overlaid on the screen saying: Josh, Aiden's boyfriend.
Cut back to Elijah in the office, Kol is half in frame as well. “For our final guest we have Josh! Josh and Aiden are dating so hopefully Aiden doesn’t kill Josh! That would suck for them.”
Cut to Josh nervously walking into the field Aiden’s ears perk up then and he gets up to quickly bound over to Josh. In the corner of the frame you can see Hayley’s snout covered in blood as she walks over to Klaus and Kol.
Aiden pushes his head against Josh’s hand and Josh laughs before beginning to give him scritches behind the ear.
Smash cut screen with text – Aww they’re in big gay love
Smash cut screen with text – Werewolves are chillers: 2
Cut back to Kol laying in the field with a wolfy Klaus on top of him, “Well with this damning anecdotal evidence we can now confirm that the myth that werewolves universally hate vampires has been busted.”