Chapter 1: Introductions of The Lifedebt Hanyo Blessing Mechanic
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Katsuki Bakugou absolutely hated that sludge fuck that damn near killed him......
Now For Context, There's this culture called Yoki Culture....
Legit Daiyokai and their biracial kids, Hanyo or their immortal counterparts Daihanyo......
Not all Daiyokai are Immortal but all Daihanyo are......
There's this special way for Yokiless Humanity (The Oldest Version of Humanity that always existed) to become a Hanyo or a Daihanyo.....
Through a Lifedebt Hanyo Blessing Form, only obtained if a Yokiless Human Soul saved a Yoki Person's Life from Certain Death or A Absolute Worse Fate and said Yoki Person knew their Yoki Cultured Nature....
Keep in mind that Yoki People can EAT PEOPLE without trauma or physical harm.....
Why, Yoki Culture and their beautiful Sister Culture, Yoko Culture had to be hidden for centuries now....
With all this context in mind, Katsuki got a Lifedebt Hanyo Blessing Form...
However, Katsuki is guaranteed to get "Lifedebt Ousted" fuck.....
Now, the only way for a Hanyo regardless of context to become A Immortal Daihanyo is by eating the hearts of 10,000 Malicious People or by Eating a Shikon No Tama, or a Sacred Jewel....
Katsuki did not care, he did BOTH SHITS......
This is Katsuki's Story......
Chapter 2: Everyone Else: The Sadness of Eikoyasha
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1AM.....
ON AUGUST 4TH....
A WEEK AFTER THE UNFORSEEN SIMULATION JOINT SHITSTORM.......
Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead saw a "Bounty Poster" of a teenage boy codenamed "Eikoyasha" with the following picture of a Bakeneko Daihanyo Boy.......
Sharp and thick claws that were solid black, his hair was waist-long and dark brown, A badass dark red marking on his forehead that was shaped like a "V" like "Victory", two small cat ears on top of his head that was ash blonde, goofy as fuck three whisker marks on each cheek like that "Naruto Character" but more ferocious and thicker like "Kyubbi Berserk Naruto Character", yellow eyes with vertical black slits for pupils like a cat, thick and sharp fangs that was feral to look at, and he had a very long and goofy cat tail that was covered in ash blonde fur and with a dark brown tip, Wearing A Stormy Grey Robes of The Fire Rat like that Inuyasha Character but Dark Grey like all Lifedebt Hanyo Figures, Humans that somehow got plagued to be like that in their souls and quirks to be a Hanyo or Daihanyo of their soul expressions that's immune to Transformation Straining, and of course Barefooted like all Lifedebt Hanyo.......
Of course Shouta, like everyone else, nobody knew how "Lifedebt Hanyo Forms/Yokifitcation Mechanics" worked in Humanity and their quirks but the most common and fucked up "Theory" is "Severely Traumatized People, losing the core of their own humanity in their Self-Loathing or Traumatizing Baggage without Therapy, forcing their own Quirk's Powers to mutate into a Lifedebt Hanyo Quirk and making said people undergo Yokifitcation for a bit before they learn how to have healthy self-love and self-care in their own humanity".......
Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead sighed in a somber way as a coworker, Present Mic asked in a understandably but uncharacteristically quiet voice towards Shouta....
"AIZAWA, THAT EIKOYASHA KID, HE'S ALREADY A POWERFUL ASSED BAKENEKO DAIHANYO KID IN HIS YOKIFIED SHIT, BECAUSE HE ATE 10,000 PEOPLE AND A SHIKON NO TAMA WHILE A YOKIFIED HUMAN KID THAT HAD 'BAKENEKO DAIHANYO' AS A THING IN THE PAST 10 MONTHS, EVERYONE WANTED TO MERCY KILL THAT KID FOR A BIT BUT, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO"......
Without skipping a beat, Shouta said to Present Mic.....
"YAMADA, EIKOYASHA NEEDS TO BE A U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT, SPECIFICALLY MY STUDENT.....THIS KID, IS DEFINITELY 'SCARED TO DEATH, OF DYING' IF HE BROKE A TRAGIC GLOBAL RECORD OF BECOMING A LIFEDEBT DAIHANYO IN 10 SHORT MONTHS UNLIKE THE PREVIOUS RECORD OF 20 MONTHS.....A LIFEDEBT HANYO FIGURE'S 'HANYO NAME/YOKIFIED SOUL CRUCIFIX TITLE' IS NOT SOMETHING THEY CHOOSE FOR THEMSELVES, IT IS JUST 'ETCHED INTO THEIR HEARTS' PRESENT MIC.......EIKOYASHA, OR THE GLORY DAIHANYO.....THAT KID IN HIS BURIED HUMANITY RIGHT NOW 'WANTED GLORY' OR 'EMBODIED SOMETHING GLORIOUS' IN HIS AUTHENTIC CHARACTER......MENTAL HEALTH ISN'T SOMETHING TO TRIFLE WITH, EVEN THE DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED MORAI SISTERS HAVE 'TWO THINGS' THEY JUST PUT THEIR TYPICAL INHUMANLY SPIRITED SADIST SHIT ON HOLD TO SOLVE IF THEY KNOW ABOUT IT......
1. ALKALINE SYNDROME
2. YOKIFITCATION MECHANICS
WHY THE MORAI SISTERS PUT THEIR BULLSHIT IN JAPANESE CULTURE 'ON HOLD' BECAUSE THEY WERE DEALING WITH THIS TRAGIC BATSHIT TEENAGE BOY THAT HAD 'CAT' IN HIS SOUL THAT WAS A POSITIVE AND HAPPY ASSOCIATION BEFORE THIS TRAGEDY IN HIS LIFE DAMNIT......THAT'S THE WHOLE GODDAMN POINT OF A LIFEDEBT HANYO FORM OR A YOKIFITCATION YAMADA, TO GIVE A PERSON THEIR HAPPINESS AND JOY IN THE NATURAL WORLD IN A SYMBOLICAL FORMAT TO TEACH THEM HOW TO LOVE AND CARE FOR THEMSELVES......ALL LIFEDEBT HANYO FIGURES GET THEIR YOKIFIED BULLSHIT TRAUMA OUSTED AND THAT'S EVEN BEYOND THE MORAI SISTERS' CONTROL.....THANKFULLY THIS SHIT IS ALWAYS REVERSIBLE IF SAID YOKIFIED PEOPLE GET THE GODDAMN THERAPY SESSIONS AND SELF-RESPECT THEY NEED AND AS A BONUS THEY GET THEIR LIFEDEBT HANYO FORMS TURN INTO HANYO SHAPESHIFTING QUIRKS OR DAIHANYO SHAPESHIFTING QUIRKS DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION".......
-------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------
"YEAH ERASERHEAD, BECAUSE YOKIFITCATION MECHANICS IN THE QUIRKS OF HUMANITY ARE THERE FOR A REASON EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY AS FATE GODDESSES MIND YOU.....YEAH, WE HAD TO PROJECT THIS GOAL ABOUT EIKOYASHA YOU HAD GOING FORWARD AND ESPECIALLY THAT CLARIFICATION AS TO WHY YOU HAD SUCH GOALS......LOOK, ANY LIFEDEBT HANYO FIGURE BECOMES MORE 'YOKI-LIKE' THE LONGER THEY WEREN'T OUSTED BECAUSE THAT'S PRECISELY HOW THEY GET LIFEDEBT OUSTED/YOKIFITCATION OUSTED......10 MONTHS IS A LONG TIME FOR THAT OUSTING TO NOT OCCUR AND ESPECIALLY FOR A LIFEDEBT DAIHANYO FIGURE......LOOK WE DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING AND ESPECIALLY NOT ABOUT SCANNING PEOPLE'S PASTS OR MEMORIES BECAUSE WE PEER INTO THE FUTURE AND THE STRINGS OF FATE ITSELF......NOW, EIKOYASHA, IF YOU ARE LISTENING TO OUR MESSAGE, PLEASE DO FLICKER YOUR WHOLESOME CATTY TAIL TO ERASERHEAD'S CLASS, LEARN HOW TO BE A HERO IN A HEALTHY WAY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY RELEARN HUMANITY".......
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was sitting on top of a skyscraper in Mufufasa City in his true form that everyone knew him to always be before he got a Lifedebt Hanyo Blessing Form/Bakeneko Daihanyo Form/Eikoyasha Form, hanging out in his pajamas and completely blissed out because he felt the nightly and cool breeze in his blonde hair.......
Katsuki was sitting on a railing and slow blinking in a happy way.......
*AMUSED SNICKERING FROM THE FATE HAGS OR THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASONING*.......
----------------------------------Masaru POV-------------------------
"WHAT A WHOLESOME ALBEIT NAUGHTY SHENANIGAN THAT THIS MAN CALLED ADONAI SHOWED THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT FOR WHOMEVER THOSE 'MORIA FORCES' ARE.....KATSUKI BAKUGOU IS HAVING A BLAST GOD BLESS.......THIS IS WHY MODERN DAY SOCIETY HAS ARCHITECTURE DESIGNED FOR GOOBERS WITH ANIMALISTIC INSTINCTIVE BULLSHITTERY TO SIT ON WITHOUT UNINTENTIONALLY HURTING THEMSELVES IN THEIR PERCHES.....ALSO EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BUT THAT ADONAI FELLOW BLOCKED MORIA FORCES FROM GETTING ANY FURTHER 'GLOBAL TELEPATHIC COMMUNICATIONS' OR 'GROUP CHAT TRANSMISSIONS' IN HIS PHRASING BUT FORTUNATELY IT'S FOR GOOD REASON CLEARLY"........
THAT'S NOT NORMAL MORAI SISTERS......
KATSUKI IS USUALLY DEAD ASLEEP AT THIS POINT......
KATSUKI IS ACTUALLY NEVER LIKE THIS IN TERMS OF HOW HE'S DOING THIS BULLSHITTERY SO LATE AT NIGHT......
MASARU BAKUGOU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KATSUKI BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN SOLIDARITY.......
--------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------
"GUYS, OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDERS ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO RAISE THEIR DIRECT BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN IN THEIR QUIRK'S STUFF"....
THAT'S IMPORTANT AND THANK YOU FOR LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT INFORMATION ABOUT MASARU BAKUGOU'S ENTIRE SHIT THAT KATSUKI BAKUGOU INHERITED ADONAI.......
WHAT IS YOUR QUIRK MASARU BAKUGOU AND BY EXTENSION KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S INNATE QUIRK BIOLOGY??????
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KATSUKI BAKUGOU BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT AND HUMMING IN CURIOSITY......
-----------------------------------Nemuri POV-------------------------
"BOTH MISUKI AND MYSELF ARE OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDERS.....MISUKI IS THE OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER WOMAN OF ALL HUMAN PHILOSOPHY AND HUMAN BEAUTY QUIRK CLASSIFICATIONS AND I AM THE OMEGA PROGENITOR OF SPIRIT ELEMENTAL AND SPIRIT CHEMISTRY QUIRK CLASSIFICATIONS......BEFORE YOU GET CONCERNED ABOUT KATSUKI'S PHYSICAL HEALTH IN POSSIBLE ALKALINE SYNDROME SINCE THAT'S ONE OF THE ONLY REASONS WHY TWO OMEGA PROGENITORS WOULD 'KILL THE FUNZIES' AFTER THE FIRST KID, THAT'S NOT THE CASE WITH KATSUKI......KATSUKI HAS HUNDREDS OF YOUNGER QUIRKED ANIMAL SIBLINGS DUE TO GENETIC GLITCH ANIMAL SIRING PHENOMENA FUCKERIES BUT KATSUKI HAD TO CONNECT THE DOTS TO SHIT ON HIS OWN REGARDING HIS QUIRKED ANIMAL SIBLINGS GUYS......LET MISUKI EXPLAIN WHY".......
Then like a microphone got picked up, Misuki Bakugou explained to everybody but Katsuki Bakugou in a rasping and hoarse sounding voice with the Telepath Transmission assistance of Adonai......
"AS A FUNCTION OF ALL OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRKS AS YOU KNOW, SAID PEOPLE AUTOMATICALLY KNOW THE DYNAMICS OF THEIR QUIRK'S BULLSHITTERY AND THE MECHANICS OF IT.....I, AS A HUMAN PHILOSOPHY QUIRK WELDER WOMAN AS A PRIMARY THING IN A POST-QUIRK MADDENED WAY, BY DEFINITION HAVE A OMNI ANIMAL SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT TO SAID SHIT.....THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE HOW DO LEARN PHILOSOPHY??? THROUGH SYMBOLS, ESPECIALLY ANIMAL SYMBOLS.....KATSUKI HAS TO GET A 'ANIMAL SYMBOLISM' THAT IS TYPICALLY FROM A FEMININE ASSOCIATION BECAUSE HE'S A PRE-QUIRK MADDENED SANE CISGENDER BOY WITH MY RED EYES......NOW THIS IS WHERE THE ANIMAL BRATS COME IN, WHILE DISCREET IN THE SHIT, SAID QUIRKED ANIMALS ARE SUPPOSED TO HANGOUT AND VIBE IN THE BACKGROUND AS KATSUKI OBSERVED SAID SHIT FROM HIS BRATTY YOUNGER SIBLINGS.....THERE'S A FUCKTON OF QUIRKED CATS FROM MY SHIT RUNNING AROUND BECAUSE CATS ARE THE MOST COMMON AND MOST FEMININITY ASSOCIATED CREATURES THAT KATSUKI CAN CLICK TO.....KATSUKI HAS TO BEFRIEND A QUIRKED ANIMAL THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW HAD A QUIRK AND ESPECIALLY NOT HIS LITTLE SIBLING AND MAKE SAID QUIRKED ANIMAL 'A SIDEKICK'......OVER TIME WHAT'LL HAPPEN IS A SEEMINGLY QUIRKLESS ANIMAL 'GAINING A PERSONALITY' THE LONGER THEY INTERACTED WITH THEIR 'OVERSEER' THAT KATSUKI IS SUPPOSED TO UNCOVER ORGANICALLY.....I CAN'T NAME ANY OF THOSE QUIRKED ANIMAL BRATS OF MINE, THAT'S KATSUKI'S JOB OR WHOMEVER IS LUCKY ENOUGH TO UNINTENTIONALLY 'SIDEKICK A BAKUGOU CAT'.....ALL OF THOSE CATTY BRATS KNOW THEIR SHIT AND HOW TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE AND ESPECIALLY THEIR OLDER HUMAN BROTHER".......
THAT'S FASCINATING MISUKI BAKUGOU......
Beautifully, Nemuri Kayama AKA Midnight saw The Group Chat click on, showing Katsuki Bakugou hanging out in his pajamas as a very goofy and amazing cat with blonde fur with brown paws like it was walking through mud and soft and kind brown eyes sat down beside Katsuki Bakugou and said cat licked his paws......
Katsuki Bakugou said in a nonchalant manner to this cat.....
"NEAT, YOU LOOK LIKE A 'DORO' BECAUSE YOU GOT BROWN PAWS LIKE MUD DUDE.......NOW DORO, LET'S HANGOUT LATER"......
Doro, The Cat meowed in a sly way before walking away......
The Group Chat clicked off completely......
-------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------
-----------3 Hours Later----------------------
4AM.....
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was in his Bakeneko Daihanyo Form/Eikoyasha Form that's immune to Transformation Straining that looked as follows......
Sharp and thick claws that were solid black, his hair was waist-long and dark brown, A badass dark red marking on his forehead that was shaped like a "V" like "Victory", two small cat ears on top of his head that was ash blonde, goofy as fuck three whisker marks on each cheek like that "Naruto Character" but more ferocious and thicker like "Kyubbi Berserk Naruto Character", yellow eyes with vertical black slits for pupils like a cat, thick and sharp fangs that was feral to look at, and he had a very long and goofy cat tail that was covered in ash blonde fur and with a dark brown tip, Wearing A Stormy Grey Robes of The Fire Rat like that Inuyasha Character but Dark Grey like all Lifedebt Hanyo Blessed Figures, and of course Barefooted like all Lifedebt Hanyo Blessed Figures.......
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was flickering his tail in a playful way as he was looking at U.A. High School in the distance in front of him.....
Katsuki leaped in the air, flying quietly on Neko Yoki Energy, smiling in a euphoric and confident way, and started flying towards home......
--------------1 Hour Later----------------------
5AM.....
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was terrified and confused as a bunch of cops were at Katsuki's House, clearly looking for Katsuki.......
Seeing his inconsolable parents was the most heartbreaking thing that Katsuki ever saw......
Katsuki flew away before anyone else detected him....
------------2 Hours Later----------------------
7AM.....
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was in his true form, sleeping underneath a tree........
*SOFT TWIG SNAPPING*.....
Katsuki immediately woke up and hissed instinctively but he immediately stopped that shit whenever he saw his parents crying in happiness and sheer relief........
Katsuki apologized.......
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha then followed his parents home.......
Chapter 3: Other People's Reactions: Katsuki Bakugou's Lifedebt Hanyo Ousting
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9AM.....
ON AUGUST 5TH....
Izuku Midoriya was just extremely concerned with Kacchan's Behavior, which was becoming more bizarre and disorienting as the most terrifying thing about it is how Kacchan DIDN'T NOTICE IT........
Everyone in class was training in The Mock City Zone on U.A. High School Property, but Kacchan was slipping into weird shit again, as Kacchan nuzzled Izuku's shoulder in a shockingly bizarre and blatant display of affection.......
In the background however The Quirked Cat named Doro in his true form instead of The Upright Form that's immune to Transformation Straining all Quirked Animals have, walked into the area, which prompted Aizawa Sensei to politely "Pspsps" said cat, which made Doro meow in affection but it was KACCHAN'S REACTION that was most disturbing, because Kacchan was HISSING AT AIZAWA SENSEI like he was annoyed or perhaps JEALOUS.......
Thankfully even Kacchan abruptly covered his mouth, apologized for the rudeness, and Kacchan ran away trying not to cry because thankfully KACCHAN WAS FINALLY NOTICING HIS OWN STRANGE BEHAVIOR.......
--------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------
"HOW STRANGE, FORGIVE US OLD LADIES FOR PRYING BUT WHENEVER WE REALIZED HOW ATYPICAL KATSUKI BAKUGOU IS ACTING ABOUT HIS MANNERISMS, WE GOT CONCERNS"........
VALID RESPONSE HERE MORAI SISTERS........
THE FACT THAT KATSUKI AS A DWEEB ACTUALLY "RAN AWAY AT NIGHT" LAST NIGHT IN A SHOCKINGLY BIZARRE EPISODE FOR HIS TYPICAL CHARACTER IS NOT GOOD........
NOW FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG.......
THALIA GRACE HERE, NICE TO MEET YOU ALL.......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT........
-------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------
"PRIVATE MESSAGE TO YOU KATSUKI: #I KNOW YOU ARE EIKOYASHA KATSUKI/#TRUE DIVINITY MADE LIFEDEBT HANYO BLESSINGS TO ALLOW YOKILESS PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND YOKI CULTURE/#EVEN THOUGH THE LIFEDEBT HANYO BLESSINGS AREN'T A SOMBER SIGN OF MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES CALLED YOKIFITCATION, MOST PEOPLE THAT HAVE SUCH STUFF IN THEIR LIVES AND ESPECIALLY IN YOUR CASE HAVE TRAUMATIC BAGGAGES/#WHY TRUE DIVINITY ALLOWED THAT SOMBER JUSTIFICATION OF A LIFEDEBT HANYO BLESSING TO PERSIST BECAUSE YOKI AND THEIR SISTER CULTURE, YOKO CULTURE CAN'T BE REVEALED YET/#YOU'RE A GOOD KID".......
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was sobbing, as he got emotionally but privately lifedebt ousted by this random Heaven Geezer, this Adonai Guy, so Katsuki tried to fly with his explosions but he couldn't because his quirk was abruptly erased........
Aizawa Sensei tied up Katsuki firmly but soothingly in Capture Gear, as Aizawa Sensei asked somberly.......
"WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU KATSUKI BAKUGOU?".....
Katsuki screamed whenever his GREY LIFEDEBT ROBES OF THE FIRE RAT APPEARED on his body and burned away his old Pro Hero Costume even though he didn't physically transform into Eikoyasha fuck.....
*MAJOR DESTINY STRING SNAPPING AND WOOD SPLITTERING IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS*......
*TERRIFIED SCREAMING FROM THE FATE HAGS AS WELL AS HORRIBLE GLASS SHATTERING IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS OF "PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESSES DESTROYING" AND THE FATE HAGS OR THE MORAI SISTERS GAINING "KALEIDOSCOPIC COLORED HUMANITY" PERMANENTLY*.......
Without any hesitation, Katsuki used his Quirk's Powers that nobody knew about, powers he accumulated over the past 10 months, to warp away to THE YOKI REALM, a beautiful place like Edo Period Japan but covered in perpetual and unending fog on the ground.......
--------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------
"LIFEDEBT OUSTING, AS TRUE DIVINITY ALWAYS MADE KNOWN TO ALL PEOPLE AT SOME POINT"......
Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead was just emotionally wrecked by YOKIFIED KATSUKI BAKUGOU because damnit there's A LOT OF SHIT that would LEAD TO YOKIFITCATION IN KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S LIFE like that Sludge Villain Fuckery and The USJ Shitstorm......
Aizawa Sensei saw his students crying in emotional heartache and especially Izuku Midoriya......
Then the famous Morai Sisters appeared nearby, with their grey hair and eyes of freshly Sane Multi-Colored Eyes with regular white scleras instead of that solid black of their delusional quirk maddened shit, as those three old sisters were sobbing for good reason......
Then the most painful thing those Morai Sisters could've said here, they did......
"WE WERE TOO CRUEL TOWARDS KATSUKI BAKUGOU IN OUR DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED STRINGS OF FATE......OUR MORAI QUIRKS NEVER WANTED THIS, NOT FOR A TEENAGE BOY THAT ALREADY HAD TRUST ISSUES IN HIS LIFE.....OUR MORAI QUIRKS MAY HAVE BEEN CRUEL ABOUT THINGS BUT DAMNIT THEY DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AS WELL AS POSSIBLE REGARDING 'ALKALINE SYNDROME AND YOKIFITCATION'.....WHY THEY DID THAT POWERFUL REMORSE FOR US PERMANENTLY BECAUSE THOSE QUIRKS KNEW WHAT THEY WOVEN, WHY KATSUKI BAKUGOU WOULD HAVE BEEN YOKIFIED WITH THE BAGGAGE THEY DESIGNED, AND THE FURTHER DAMAGE THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT GOT PERMANENTLY DESTROYED WHENEVER THOSE MORAI QUIRKS BROKE PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESSES".......
A figure, a Living Soul Projection Ghost of a Human Man made of light and wearing some beautiful Rainbow Robes of flame that didn't burn anything appeared in the background and said in Adonai's Voice........
"LOOK MORAI SISTERS, YOUR QUIRKS WEREN'T A TRIO OF SATANS, BECAUSE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SATAN AND HIS FALLEN ANGELS THAT WILL BE CONDEMNED AT THE APPOINTED HOUR, EVERYTHING LIVING IS REDEEMABLE AND THAT EVEN INCLUDED THE INSANITY OF YOUR QUIRKS AT BIRTH.......ALL SATAN DOES IS KILL, STEAL, AND DESTROY......YOUR QUIRKS WERE CRUELTY YES BUT THEY YIELDED TO YOU THREE AS THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE WHENEVER THEY COMPREHEND SOMETHING THAT THEY COULDN'T FIX WITHOUT THE HUMANITY OF THEIR HUMAN WELDERS PERMANENTLY MORAI SISTERS......OTHERS WILL TESTIFY TO TRUTHFULNESS BUT TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF WILL OUTSTRETCH HIS HAND IN THIS CURRENT DIRE HOUR AGAINST THE MORIA FORCES, TO RAISE THE DEAD, PERFORM MIRACLES AND HEALINGS, DESTROY TYRANNY AND UPLIFT SHEPHERDS TO BE KINGS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY EVERYONE WILL BE TAUGHT BY GOD"........
Then a different person appeared, The Nagging Figure and Creator of Quirked Alchemy, a woman that looked as follows as she was crying in heartbreak.....
A powerful image of a stately and elegant woman wearing a dark green robe with a hood over her head which had Post-Quirk Maddened Sane Evergreen Eyes and Dark Green Hair, a bulky steel metal mask that had air holes that hissed steam, black pants, and gold armor on her chest, shoulders, and knees in a similar way to Katsuki Bakugou's Knee Pads in his Pro Hero Costume, appeared through a portal of green clouds.......
The Nagging Figure Composed Herself before saying in her iconic Vocal Distortion that nobody could duplicate but The Authentic Nagging Figure.......
"ANNA WHITEWATER, LORRAINE WHITEWATER, AND CHLOE WHITEWATER OR CODENAMED THE MORAI SISTERS/THE NORNS/THE HEMSUT: I HEREBY GIVE YOU THREE GRAND ALCHEMY SWAY AUTHORITY OVER ME BUT AS A UNDERSTANDABLE EXCHANGE YOU MUST PREFORM NAG MISSIONS WHENEVER I CALL YOU TO DO SO".......
The Morai Sisters were bawling in a gambit of emotions because DUH......
BEFORE THIS POINT, ONLY DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA THE ALCHEMIST HERSELF HAD "GRAND ALCHEMY SWAY AUTHORITY" ON THE ENTIRETY OF EARTH......
HOWEVER IT'S ABUNDANTLY CLEAR WHY THE MORAI SISTERS GOT THIS AUTHORITY NOW....
"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED YOU THREE OLD BAGS THAT PRACTICALLY RAISED ME FOR 35 YEARS NOW TO HAVE THIS KIND OF AUTHORITY WITH ME BUT I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GOT SANE FROM PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESSES BEFORE I COULD GIVE THIS TO YOU".......
The Nagging Figure chuckled in amusement before saying to Shouta.....
"CORRECT IN YOUR SPECIFIC PONDERINGS ERASERHEAD......KATSUKI BAKUGOU IS IMPORTANT TO ME AS WELL, WHY I HAD TO WEEP SLIGHTLY HERE.....NOW, I KNOW WHERE KATSUKI BAKUGOU WARPED TO AND THAT'S NOT A PLEASANT PLACE FOR YOKILESS HUMANITY TO GO......KATSUKI BAKUGOU WENT STRAIGHT TO THE YOKI REALM, A BEAUTIFUL PLACE YES, BUT DANGEROUS".......
The Morai Sisters begged The Nagging Figure.....
"EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A DELUSIONALLY INFLUENCED NAME, IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SIGN OF AFFECTION AND TERM OF ENDEARMENT FROM OUR HUMANITIES ALOGAKI.....PLEASE GET KATSUKI BAKUGOU BACK HERE IF YOU CAN ALOGAKI OR THE NAGGING FIGURE IN HER BEAUTIFUL SOUL"......
The Nagging Figure nodded in acknowledgement before warping away without a word......
A few minutes later, The Nagging Figure returned with a sleeping Katsuki Bakugou in his Lifedebt Hanyo Robes in her arms......
Then naturally The Morai Sisters asked The Nagging Figure......
"OUR LITTLE ALOGAKI, OUR WHOLESOME NAG, PLEASE CLARIFY WHAT THE YOKI REALM IS EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE OUR SUSPICIONS".......
The Nagging Figure explained to The Morai Sisters.....
"I WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU LATER IN DEPTHS BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BE COOL WITH A FUCKTON OF SHIT QUICKLY BEFORE I START TO EXPLAIN, RIGHT NOW THOUGH HEAL IZUKU MIDORIYA, SCAN HIM AND YOU'LL SEE WHY......AFTER YOU HEAL IZUKU MIDORIYA, I WILL STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO GET QUIRKED BIRDIE FRIENDS TO HELP WITH INTELLIGENCE GATHERING ABOUT THE PAST OR BACKGROUND OF PEOPLE BEFORE YOU WEAVE THINGS FOR PEOPLE".......
Thankfully a cheerful Adonai summoned Quirked Sparrows, two for each Morai Sister that perched on these old people's shoulders before saying in a cheerful way to The Morai Sisters.......
"THESE LITTLE BIRDIES ARE POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE AND COMPLETELY IMMORTAL LIKE YOU THREE.......NOW, THAT YOU THREE ARE POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE, YOU CAN ACTUALLY MOVE INDEPENDENTLY IN FATE EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE STRONGEST TOGETHER AFTER ALL.....THE NAGGING FIGURE OR THAT BEAUTIFUL RECLAMATION OF A DELUSIONAL DELIVERY THAT IS HUMAN NOW DUE TO THE SPIRITUAL JUSTIFICATION OF CALLING THE NAGGING FIGURE, ALOGAKI, WILL HELP YOU THREE OLD LADIES 'GAIN INDEPENDENCE' IN UNIQUE WAYS FOR YOU INDIVIDUALLY".........
The Morai Sisters then scanned Izuku Midoriya with their quirks, gasped in alarm, and immediately blasted Izuku Midoriya with light that put that kid to sleep......
The Morai Sisters thanked The Nagging Figure for that insight into Izuku Midoriya before they warped away.......
--------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------
-------------6 Hours Later----------------------
3PM......
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha woke up, hissed instinctively but stopped that shit whenever he saw Deku, Auntie Inko, and his parents in The U.A. Infirmary.......
Katsuki apologized as he curled up in a ball in his Grey Hanyo Robes of The Fire Rat, scratched his neck, and Aizawa Sensei calmly walked into the room and explained to Katsuki......
"YOKIFITCATION MECHANICS IN QUIRKS ARE LARGELY UNKNOWN BUT WHAT IS KNOWN IS THAT THE YOKIFITCATION OR LIFEDEBT HANYO FORM THING ALWAYS TURNED A PERSON INTO A HANYO OF 'THE BEST THINGS AND QUALITIES' IN A SYMBOLICAL FORMAT AND THE LIFEDEBT HANYO NAME/HANYO SOUL CRUCIFIX TITLE IS AUTOMATICALLY CHOSEN FOR YOU THAT REPRESENTS THE BEST THINGS ABOUT YOU KATSUKI BAKUGOU".......
Katsuki saw a Telepath Transmission or something, showing a image of a Teen Boy Dumbass with black hair that had a grey stripe in his bangs, crying in his sleep, and wearing a motherfucking Camp Half-Blood Shirt and jeans but barefooted.......
The Dumbass woke up, opening his Dark Green Eyes like seaweed, and said out loud in a voice that SHATTERED EVERYTHING KNOWN REGARDING SHIT GOING FORWARD because everyone on Earth KNEW THAT VOICE from old Dawn of Quirks Era Recordings that happened 200+ years ago, as THE VOICE OF TRUEST PERCY JACKSON said in a heartbroken manner.......
"BOTH KATSUKI AND THAT EIKOYASHA KID NEED FUCKING THERAPY SESSIONS IF THEY TURNED INTO A GENUINE HANYO IN WHATEVER BULLSHIT TRAUMA YOKIFITCATION IS.......I USED TO LOVE THE INUYASHA ANIME AND MANGA SHIT BUT HOW CAN I NOW WHENEVER YOKIFITCATION MECHANICS EXIST IN PEOPLE???? EVEN THE MORAI SISTERS' DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHITTERY BROKE PERMANENTLY WHENEVER THOSE QUIRKS REALIZED 'THEY WENT TOO FAR' REGARDING YOKIFITCATION MENTAL HEALTH SHITSTORMS.......AT LEAST THIS YOKIFITCATION BULLSHIT IS ALWAYS REVERSIBLE IF SAID PEOPLE 'LEARN SELF-CARE AND SELF-LOVE AS WELL AS RELEARN HUMANITY' OR SOMETHING AND GET A BADASS HANYO SHAPESHIFTING THING IF THEY MASTER IT.....HOWEVER THE MORIA FORCES, THAT CANNIBALISTIC TITAN DICKWIPE IS BACK FROM ASHTRAY BULLSHIT AND BECAME THE MORIA KING THAT ADONAI TRIED TO PERSISTENTLY NAG THAT DIPSHIT TO SHOW MERCY FOR 16 YEARS STRAIGHT BEFORE I WALKED BACK INTO FRAME".....
OWW SEAWEED BRAIN DUMBASS....
RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD SOMEHOW AND ALREADY BLASTED INTO TRAUMA GODDAMNIT.......
Like Seaweed Brain Dumbass (Percy Jackson) heard that, this legendary kid said to Katsuki in a awkward and comforting way.......
"HEY KATSUKI, DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING A RANDOM HANYO DUDE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE CLEARLY PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THAT YOKIFITCATION TOPIC CORRECTLY AND ESPECIALLY FUCKING THALIA, WHO'S CLEARLY STILL ALIVE"......
Katsuki chuckled in amusement as Doro, That Blonde haired Cat with brown paws, was hanging out with Seaweed Brain Dumbass by walking into frame of this Telepath Transmission thing called The Group Chat and said cat nuzzled Seaweed Brain's hand as that legendary kid gasped in happiness......
Seaweed Brain asked Doro......
"CAN YOU TAKE ME TO KATSUKI AND OTHER PEOPLE IN MY NEW CLASS?"..….
Doro, The Cat ran and Seaweed Brain followed this cat......
Chapter 4: The Sports Festival
Chapter Text
12PM......
ON AUGUST 7TH....
THE DAY OF THE SPORTS FESTIVAL AND ESPECIALLY TWO DAYS AFTER BOTH KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S LIFEDEBT OUSTING AND THE DEATHWALKER RESURRECTION PHENOMENA STARTED........
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was now in The Battlefield of The Sports Festival shit and facing against Motherfucking Wise Girl (Annabeth Chase) as a Deathwalker Resurrected Kid.....
Katsuki and Wise Girl got ready to fight whenever the announcement to begin the fight rang out.....
Of course Wise Girl abruptly did that soothing "Pspsps" towards Katsuki, which made a instinctive reaction to walk over and his damn Grey Robes of The Fire Rat appeared on his body and burned his shoes and socks up......
Then a random assed pocket of green herbs got shoved in Katsuki's face from Wise Girl, which made his eyes instinctively blow out and he felt stoned to high fuck damnit.......
Annoyingly enough Katsuki was declared the loser of this fight......
------------4 Hours Later----------------------
4PM.....
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was pissed off after he got "Catnipped" to high fuck and acted like a stoner that had the munchies constantly.......
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha just gestured wordlessly in absolute annoyance towards Wise Girl, who was laughing in happiness but it wasn't a mocking thing thankfully.......
Katsuki said in a very annoyed way towards The Old-Timers in this mega class Called The Freshmen Year Battle Heroics Class, a class that combined Classes 1-A, 1-B, and 1-C alongside all The Old-Timers that got resurrected........
"OI DEATHWALKERS, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUNK MY ENTIRE SHIT DURING A GLORY MOMENT IN THE SPORTS FESTIVAL?".....
Wise Girl (Annabeth Chase) explained in a firm and low-key somber way......
"ALL I HAVE IS MY INTELLIGENCE, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD BEAT YOU WITHOUT TRICKS EVEN THOUGH IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP"......
Katsuki placed his hand on Wise Girl's Face in a soothing way before saying in a somber way.....
"I WILL OUTLIVE EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT, EVEN YOU PROBABLY, BUT I WILL CARRY YOUR SPIRIT ALL THROUGHOUT MY DAYS NOW I GOT TO MEET YOUR LIVING FACE WISE GIRL".......
Latino Elf Dumbass (Leo Valdez) asked Katsuki in a somber and gentle way......
"DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT SHIKON NO TAMA THINGY TO MAKE YOUR SHIT A YOKIFIED BAKENEKO DAIHANYO, IF SO, WHY?"......
Katsuki walked over to Latino Elf Dumbass, placed his hand on this wonderful brat's face, and said in somber way.......
"YEAH I DID AND I HAD TO GET STRONGER TO PROTECT MYSELF AND ESPECIALLY MY LOVED ONES LATINO ELF DUMBASS".......
Charmspeak Badass (Piper McLean) then asked Katsuki in a awkward way......
"SO UH, WHAT'S YOUR YOKIFIED HANYO NAME?"....
Katsuki did a feral hiss in response but immediately cut that shit out and apologized for it......
Wonderfully, Spooky Gemstone Badass (Hazel Levesque) scratched underneath Katsuki's chin in a soothing way which made Katsuki "Noise" in a happy way as Spooky Gemstone Badass told everybody else while doing "Pspsps" occasionally at Katsuki.....
"GUYS A LIFEDEBT OUSTING IS CALLED THAT BECAUSE NOBODY HAD A CHOICE TO REVEAL THAT WILLINGLY TO OTHERS IN A TRUSTING THING......YOKIFITCATION IS COMPLETELY SAD SINCE IT'S A TRAUMA FUCKERY AND KATSUKI IS NOT A EXCEPTION HERE, BE MORE SENSITIVE"......
--------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------
"OUR LITTLE ALOGAKI, THE NAGGING FIGURE, HAS CLARIFIED EXACTLY WHAT THE YOKI REALM IS, THINGS OF TRAGIC HIDDEN CULTURE BEAUTIES, AND ESPECIALLY WHAT THE HECK THE LIFEDEBT HANYO BLESSING IS......THE NAGGING FIGURE IS EXTREMELY NOSY LIKE US (MAKING US AS NOSY LADIES OURSELVES SO PROUD) IN TERMS OF HOW SHE MEDDLED IN EVERYTHING BUT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT SHE NEVER HAD AND NEVER WILL HAVE A PROPHECY QUIRK......OUR LITTLE ALOGAKI (NOT TECHNICALLY 'LITTLE' BUT LET US OLD LADIES HAVE THIS) HAD SIMILAR POWERS AND GLORIES OF A LIFEDEBT DAIHANYO FORM BUT IT'S PERMANENT ALCHEMY ENHANCEMENTS OF HER INNATE NAG-EYE QUIRK".....
IT'S BEAUTIFUL HOW YOU THREE OLD LADIES, DESPITE BEING DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED FOR THE NAGGING FIGURE'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE UNTIL LESS THAN A WEEK AGO, MANAGED TO "HEALTHILY RAISE A PERSON" FOR 35 YEARS MORAI SISTERS.......
OF COURSE YOU THREE MORAI SISTERS WOULD STILL CALL THE NAGGING FIGURE "ALOGAKI" WHICH IS GREEK FOR "NAG" BUT AS A POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE RECLAMATION OF SOMETHING HUMANIZING TO THE NAGGING FIGURE...
YOU WATCHED THIS GIRL GROW UP INTO A WOMAN, GET SANE, AND HONOR YOUR SHIT MORAI SISTERS.....
OF COURSE YOU THREE OLD LADIES AND YOUR MORAI QUIRKS WOULD HAVE "CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT" OVER THE COURSE OF THREE DECADES NOW.....
NOW, WHAT IS THE YOKI REALM???
WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOKIFITCATION?????
PERCY JACKSON'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY PERCY'S OWN DAD, SIMON WHITEWATER AKA POSEIDON/NEPTUNE WHILE HE WAS HUMMING IN AGREEMENT......
--------------------------------------Simon POV-------------------------
"UNFORTUNATELY THAT'S A PREMATURE THING TO REVEAL IN FATE PERCY JACKSON BUT WHAT WE CAN SAY IS THAT THE YOKI REALM A BEAUTIFUL PLACE BECAUSE OUR LITTLE ALOGAKI TOOK US THERE, AS ALL THE DENIZENS OF SAID PLACE ARE FOR THE MOST PART ANYWAY, EXTREMELY KIND, BENEVOLENT, AND RESPECTFUL TO US AND ESPECIALLY 'LADY KOGOTO NO RENKINJUTSU' IN THEIR SANE PHRASINGS IN THEIR SANE CULTURES AND GLORIFIED BEAUTIES".......
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL MORAI SISTERS.....
SAD HOW YOU CAN'T REVEAL SHIT BUT AT LEAST THOSE PEOPLE OF THE YOKI REALM HONOR THE GODS AND GODDESSES OUT THERE AND ESPECIALLY ALOGAKI.......
BECAUSE HOLY SHIT......
"KOGOTO NO RENKINJUTSU"......
THE LADY OF NAGGING ALCHEMY.......
WHICH IS TRUE.....
THAT'S EXACTLY WHO ALOGAKI IS......
SO UH YEAH SINCE YOKIFITCATION IS A TOPIC HERE, THE DEATHWALKERS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT "REAL DAIYOKAI" AND "BORN HANYO AND DAIHANYO"......
THANKFULLY GENUINE YOKAI AND HANYO ARE RARE BUT THE YOKIFITCATION SHIT IS TRAGICALLY "SOMEWHAT COMMON" IN MODERN DAY SOCIETY DAMNIT......
READ THE YOKI MONSTER CODEXES PERCY.......
HOWEVER UH, DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA THE ALCHEMIST HAS "CONTROVERSIAL VIEWS" OF THE DAIYOKAI MONSTERS AND HANYO CREATURES OUT THERE.......
WHY THAT WOMAN IS NOT A POLITICIAN OR SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD THE TYPE OF CHARISMA TO BE THAT WAY.......
POSEIDON PROJECTED HIS OWN THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE FOR GOOD REASON......
-------------------------------------Annabeth POV-----------------------
"BITCH THEY ARE HUMAN SOULS, BUT A BIOGENETIC BRANCH OFF FROM YOKILESS HUMANITY!!!!!! IF A YOKILESS HUMAN SOUL CAN THEORETICALLY PRODUCE CHILDREN AND ESPECIALLY HANYO CHILDREN WITH A SAPIENT BEING THEN THEY ARE HUMANITY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! YOKILESS HUMANITY HAS OMNI-HYBRIDIZATION IN ALL BORN SAPIENT BEINGS BECAUSE YOKILESS HUMANITY CAME FIRST GODDAMNIT!!!!!! IF YOU WANT MORE ACCURATE INFORMATION ABOUT YOKI PEOPLE DEATHWALKERS THEN READ MY YOKI ANALYSIS ENCYCLOPEDIAS!!!!! WOULD YOU DEHUMANIZE A ELF FROM ALFHELM OR A GODDAMN JOTUNN FROM JOTUNHELM??!!!! NO, SO DON'T DEHUMANIZE THESE PEOPLE FOR THEIR BLAMELESS MENTAL HEALTH SAFEGUARDS IN THEIR YOKI ENERGIES!".....
DAMN OR IF YOU WANT THE MORAI SISTERS' COMMENTARY HERE AS POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE WOMEN IN THIS TITLE CARD RESPONSE TO THE ALCHEMIST POPPING OFF ABOUT YOKI PEOPLE WITH THE MORAI SISTERS' HELP HERE....
"ONLY THE SICK, INSANE, AND SELF-LOATHING DO 'THAT SHIT' DAMNIT AND THE VILLAINOUS ASSHOLES ARE THE EXTREMELY DARK AND RUDE MINORITY IN A HUMAN DEMOGRAPHIC, WHICH ARE SOLVED BY RATIONAL AND SANE PEOPLE LIKE ANY CIVILIZED HUMAN SOCIETY, WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT WHILE WE WERE QUIRK MADDENED BUT WE KNOW NOW AND FOREVERMORE AND WOULD ACT ACCORDINGLY TO PROTECT INNOCENT CHILDREN AND PEOPLE FROM MOTHERFUCKING GENOCIDE SHIT JUST BECAUSE OF A HUMAN BRANCH OFF NATURE THING".....
BRUTAL BUT YEAH THANK YOU FOR THAT OUTSPOKEN SOLIDARITY AURA MORAI SISTERS AND ESPECIALLY DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA THE ALCHEMIST IN A GODDAMN "NATIVE JAPANESE CULTURE DEMOGRAPHIC" LIKE THE NATIVE AMERICANS BUT FOR JAPAN SPECIFICALLY GODDAMNIT.......
LIKE A GODDAMN CHEROKEE GIRL NAMED PIPER IS "RIGHT THERE" AND A GODDAMN YOKIFIED KATSUKI IS "RIGHT THERE"....…
ANNABETH CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY STERN AGREEMENT AND UNDERSTANDABLE SOLIDARITY HERE......
-------------------------------Piper POV-------------------------
"IN INKO'S MEDICAL BOOKS SHE IS EXTREMELY CLEAR OF HER PHRASINGS THAT NEVER CONTRADICTED.......
ENCYCLOPEDIA=ANY BORN SAPIENT BEING
CODEX=ANY LESSER SAPIENTENCE LIKE QUIRKED ANIMALS
WHY INKO IS ABSOLUTELY ENRAGED WITH 'YOKI CODEXES' BECAUSE IT WAS UNAWARE JERKWADS THAT BASTARDIZED INKO'S OWN TERMINOLOGIES FOR BORN SAPIENT BEINGS NOT YOKILESS HUMANITY GUYS.......BORN SAPIENTENCE CAN MAKE HANYO CHILDREN, LESSER SAPIENTENCE LIKE QUIRKED ANIMALS CAN'T BECAUSE TRUE DIVINITY CALLED BEASTIALITY A ABOMINATION.......INKO WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THAT BUT SHE HAD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THAT LISTENED TO 'EVERYBODY' AND DREW WISDOMS FROM ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE, DO NOT SLANDER A WOMAN THAT BLED FOR HER HUMANITY AND CORE SANITY AS A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN NOWADAYS".....…
THANK YOU ADONAI......
LIKE HOLY SHIT NO WONDER WHY A MOTHERFUCKING DOCTOR THAT "USED TO BE A UNINTENTIONALLY RUDE JERK" TOWARDS YOKI PEOPLE BUT DAMNIT SHE "GREW THE FUCK UP" AND LOVINGLY AND TENDERLY WROTE DOWN "YOKI MEDICAL ENCYCLOPEDIAS" BUT SHE IMMEDIATELY HAD TO DEAL WITH ASSHOLES THAT GENUINELY "BASTARDIZED HER OWN TERMINOLOGIES" TO DEHUMANIZE PEOPLE.......
LIKE "HUMANIZE YOKIFIED KATSUKI" BUT GOD FORBID YOU ACTUALLY SHOW THE SAME THING TO "A BORN BAKENEKO DAIHANYO KID".......
FUCK OFF RUDE AND HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLES.......
THE FACT THAT YOKILESS HUMANITY CAN "GET YOKIFIED" IN THE FIRST PLACE IS A GODDAMN RED FLAG TO "HUMANITY IN YOKI PEOPLE"...…..
PIPER MCLEAN'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE SEETHING IN ANNOYANCE AND SOLIDARITY WITH PIPER HERE......
------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------
"THOSE THINGS CAN EAT HUMANS GUYS, JUST BECAUSE A HORNY ZOOTED PERSON CAN FUCK A DAIYOKAI MONSTER OR A HANYO DEMON, DIDN'T MAKE THEM HUMAN"......
THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT MADE YOKI PEOPLE FUCKING HUMANITY AMY WHITEWATER AKA ATHENA/MINERVA!!!!!!
THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GOT THE OMNITRIX DEVICE!!!!!!!
THE OMNITRIX DEVICE IS DESIGNED FOR "MEDICAL DIPLOMACY" NOT "A SUPERWEAPON" YOU HARPY!!!!!
THAT ULTIMATRIX TECHNOLOGY IS A WICKED THING THAT YOU DESIGNED AMY WHITEWATER BECAUSE OF YOUR ENTIRE "INTENTION" BEHIND IT!!!!!
THIS IS WHY THE NAGGING FIGURE IN HER MOST BLATANT WAYS OF EXPRESSING HER SOUL HEXED YOUR ULTIMATRIX DEVICE PERMANENTLY TO NEVER BIND TO YOU AND YOUR CURRENT DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED MALICIOUSNESS TOWARDS ANYONE NOT YOKILESS HUMANITY AMY WHITEWATER!!!!
DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA THE ALCHEMIST HAD HER THOUGHTS PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE SEETHING IN ANGER ON BEHALF OF INKO'S IRE HERE......
----------------------------------Leo POV----------------------------------
"DR. INKO MIDORIYA: #GENIUS, BILLIONAIRE, PHILOSOPHER/#INVENTOR OF THE OMNITRIX TECHNOLOGY TO TURN ANYONE THAT IS A BORN SAPIENT BEING INTO ANY OTHER BORN SAPIENT BEING IN THE ENTIRETY OF CREATION THAT HAD IT'S DNA SAMPLE INSIDE OF SAID DEVICE/#SHE'S LITERALLY JUST A TONY STARK CHARACTER EVER SINCE SHE MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED IN THE JAPANESE CONSCIOUSNESS, GOT RICH, AND BECAME A DOCTOR WHENEVER SHE TURNED 19 YEARS OLD DEATHWALKER RESURRECTED KIDS/#NERDY AND INSTINCTIVE YES, BUT THE ALCHEMIST IS FUCKING SANE ABOUT IT"...…
DAMN.....
"MEDICAL DIPLOMACY".......
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING OMNITRIX IS "DESIGNED FOR".......
DID THE ALCHEMIST, IZUKU'S MOM, MAKE A MOTHERFUCKING IRONMAN SUIT?????
*AMUSED SNICKERING AND HAPPY GIGGLING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT GODSPEED*......
LEO VALDEZ'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE LAUGHING IN GLEE......
-------------------------------------Izuku POV-------------------------
"ACTUALLY THAT'S HISASHI'S GENIUS NOT MINE BUT I APPRECIATE THE FLATTERY LEO VALDEZ".......
YEAH MOM BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH NOBODY KNEW WHO THE FUCK "HISASHI MIDORIYA" IS, ALL THEY KNEW ABOUT THAT MAN IS THIS SHIT.....
1. INCREDIBLE BLACKSMITHING LEGEND
2. HAD A FRAIL AS FUCK FIRE BREATH QUIRK
3. MARRIED TO DR. INKO MIDORIYA AND TOOK THE MIDORIYA FAMILY NAME TO MAKE THE MIDORIYA FAMILY SHITSTORM A MATRIARCHAL OR WOMAN-CENTRIC CLAN IN JAPANESE CULTURE BY DEFINITION
4. IS THE TRUE AND BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF IZUKU MIDORIYA
DUE TO PROPHECY ENTANGLEMENT BULLSHITTERY AROUND IZUKU'S ENTIRE FAMILY, HE NEVER MET HIS OWN DAD.......
IZUKU'S MOM ALWAYS DESCRIBED IZUKU'S DAD AS FOLLOWS......
"A ROGUISHLY DASHING AND GLORIOUS MAN, WITH THE IMPECCABLE STYLE OF HIS MECHANIC TRADE, STRONG ARMS LIKE CEDAR TREES, A MAN OF SO MUCH CHARM AND BEAUTY OF HIS PHYSICAL FORM THAT WAS SO PERFECT THAT SOME JEALOUS DEMON THING THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TWISTING AND DISFIGURING BABIES HAD TO MALFORM HIS LEGS IN THEIR WICKED JEALOUSY TOWARDS SUCH GENTLE BEAUTY, HIS GLORIOUS PROSTHETIC LEGS THAT I CRAFTED FROM VULCAN STEEL OF TURQUOISE BLUE HUES ALLOW YOUR FATHER TO RUN AND CLIMB AS WELL AS ANY ABLE-BODIED MAN AT BIRTH, A HANDSOME FACE WITH THE MARKS LIKE YOU MY SON, BLACK HAIR AND BEARD THAT CURLED AND FLUFFED LIKE THE MOST REGAL LION WHICH YOU INHERITED FROM HIM EVEN THOUGH YOU GOT MY HAIR COLOR MY SON, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE EYES OF HEAVEN TURQUOISE FIRE OF BLUE CLARITY FOREVERMORE REGARDING HIS OWN QUIRK'S POWERS IZUKU".......
IZUKU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE LAUGHING IN HAPPINESS FOR GOOD REASON.....
-------------------------------------Annabeth POV-------------------------
"YEAH AND TRUE DIVINITY EVEN THOUGH YOU NEVER COMPREHENDED HIM BUT KNEW HIS MORALISTIC STRUCTURE ALL YOUR LIFE INKO, SANG AND DANCED IN JOY WHENEVER YOU DESCRIBED HISASHI TO IZUKU WHENEVER HE WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD AND ASKED THAT WHOLESOME QUESTION OF 'WHAT WAS DAD LIKE?' LIKE ALL KIDDOS DO WHENEVER THEY SEEK OUT ANSWERS ABOUT A MISSING FAMILY MEMBER"........
THAT IS A AWESOME AND VIVID PICTURE OF A FATHER IZUKU......
EXTREMELY TRAGIC HOW PROPHECY ENTANGLEMENT BULLSHITTERY TORE IZUKU AWAY FROM HIS DAD LIKE THAT......
THAT IS A VERY POWERFUL AND LEGENDARY DESCRIPTION OF A VERY ENIGMATIC MAN DAMNIT....
A VERY HANDSOME MAN DAMNIT......
BECAUSE IF DOCTOR INKO MIDORIYA DESCRIBED HER HUSBAND, HISASHI MIDORIYA AS "SO PERFECT IN FORM AND BEAUTY THAT A JEALOUS DEMON THING HAD TO BUST HIS LEGS TO PERMANENT DYSFUNCTION THAT REQUIRED COMPLETE AMPUTATION AND PROSTHETICS TO FIX" THEN SHE'S A LUCKY BITCH......
*BASHFUL SNICKERING FROM DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA THE ALCHEMIST IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON DAMNIT*......
DAMNIT ANNABETH CHASE WANTED THAT LOVE STORY BUT NOOO, PROPHECY ENTANGLEMENT BULLSHITTERY "DID A DEADLOCK ON THE SAP".....
ANNABETH CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY AMELIA WHITEWATER AKA APHRODITE/VENUS WHILE HUMMING IN ANNOYANCE DUE TO "MIDORIYA FAMILY SHITSTORM FATE CENSORING"........
--------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------
"THIS IS BLASPHEMY FROM ME, A LOVE GODDESS BUT CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO THE OMNITRIX DEVICE AND IT'S CRAP BECAUSE THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT FOR DEATHWALKER RESURRECTED DEMIGODS AND DEMIGODDESSES TO KNOW ABOUT".......
YEAH AMELIA WHITEWATER AKA APHRODITE/VENUS DESPITE THE DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED DELIVERY HERE......
SO, FOR CONTEXT FOR THOSE MODERN DAY PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T KNOW DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA SHIT, THE OMNITRIX DEVICE IS BASED OFF OF "BEN 10"......
A WATCH THAT TURNED THE PROTAGONIST INTO "ANY ALIEN, IN GROUPS OF TEN FOR A LIMITED TIME".......
THAT IS INCREDIBLE TO HAVE THAT SHIT "BE REAL" IN THE MODERN DAY SOCIETY THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA THE ALCHEMIST CREATED......
FOR MEDICAL DIPLOMACY......
DAMNIT AMY WHITEWATER AKA ATHENA/MINERVA WHY DID YOU MAKE THE ULTIMATRIX WITH "WEAPONIZING BIOLOGY" THAT PISSED OFF THE NAGGING FIGURE SO BADLY THAT YOU CAN'T EVER HAVE YOUR OWN CREATION "BOND TO YOU" WITH A ALCHEMY ENCHANTMENT HEX????
EVEN "AZMUTH, THE BEN 10 CHARACTER" WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH FROM YOU SPECIFICALLY AMY WHITEWATER.......
BECAUSE "AZMUTH" AS A GODDAMN CHARACTER CREATED THE OMNITRIX IN A KID'S SHOW BECAUSE HE WANTED "TO PRESERVE DNA SAMPLES AND ESPECIALLY TO STRENGTHEN DIPLOMACY BETWEEN OTHER PEOPLE WITH EMPATHY".....
THUS "MEDICAL DIPLOMACY" FROM THE ALCHEMIST'S JUSTIFICATION TO CREATE THE MOTHERFUCKING OMNITRIX.....
DR. INKO MIDORIYA KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK SHE WAS DOING IN CREATING THE OMNITRIX DEVICE INTO THIS MODERN DAY SOCIETY.......
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT........
--------------------------------Leo POV-------------------------
"THE ALCHEMIST IS VERY INGENIOUS, A KEEN MIND THAT ACTUALLY 'INVENTED SOMETHING' DEPENDING ON 'ORIGINAL INTENTION AND SPIRITUAL INSPIRATION' OF THE THEORETICAL TECHNOLOGY.......WHY IT'S NERDY AND HIGHLY INSTINCTIVE STUFF BUT AGAIN, IT'S A SANE LOVE LETTER TO THE SPIRITUAL INSPIRATIONS BECAUSE DEPENDING ON WHAT THE ALCHEMIST IS 'MAKING A COMMENTARY OF' IN A THEORETICAL TECHNOLOGY AND ESPECIALLY IF IT'S BIOLOGY RELATED, SHE'LL NAME IT 'NERDY' OR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT......THE OMNITRIX DEVICE IS THE ONLY COMPLETE 'NERD NAME' IN THIS INVENTOR SHIT FROM THE ALCHEMIST BECAUSE OF THE AZMUTH CHARACTER'S ENTIRE PURPOSE OF CREATING THAT DEVICE IN THE BEN 10 TV SHOW LORE AND HOW THE ALCHEMIST HERSELF 'HONORED THAT' WITH ABSOLUTELY NO 'LUCIDITY TINKS' IN THE NAMING BECAUSE SHE DECLARED SUCH SHIT AS 'ALREADY SANE AND HUMANIZED IN IT'S SOUL' WHICH IS BEAUTIFUL PERCY JACKSON".......
THAT IS SO COOL MORAI SISTERS.......
WHERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING OMNITRIX?????
PROBABLY IN THE HANDS OF A ADULT.....
SOMEONE THAT DOC MIDORIYA WOULD TRUST WITH SUCH THINGS......
LEO VALDEZ'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN SOLIDARITY......
--------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------
"THAT WAS INKO'S TRUE DESIGN TO GIVE THE ORIGINAL OMNITRIX TO SHOUTA BUT AWKWARDLY ENOUGH THE ORIGINAL OMNITRIX PERMANENTLY MELTED INTO A TEENAGE BOY HOST THAT ANNOYED INKO GREATLY BUT SHE, WITH THE HELP OF HISASHI, FORTUNATELY CREATED A NEW OMNITRIX FOR SHOUTA'S ACCESS GOING FORWARD BUT WITH MASTER CONTROL AND INFINITY SHAPE HOLD COMMAND INGRAINED THAT I WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER TO SHOUTA TO HELP WITH THE MORIA WAR THING LEO"........
THANK YOU ALCHEMIST FOR THAT VERY IMPORTANT PRO HEROIC GEAR FOR SHOUTA AIZAWA AKA ERASERHEAD PERSONALLY BUT WHO THE FUCK HAS THE ORIGINAL OMNITRIX PERMANENTLY MELTED INTO THEIR BIOLOGY AS A TEEN BOY????
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN ADONAI?????
YEAH, OF COURSE A SANE WOMAN WOULD NEVER WILLINGLY GIVE SOMETHING AS IMPORTANT AS A OMNITRIX DEVICE TO A TEENAGER......
BECAUSE DUH......
SERIOUSLY WHO HAS THAT ORIGINAL OMNITRIX?????
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE NAGGING FIGURE HERSELF WHILE SIGHING AWKWARDLY......
------------------------------Hanta POV-------------------------
"ANNOYINGLY ERASERHEAD I CAN'T REVEAL THIS STUFF YET RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN SAY THAT THE BOY IN QUESTION MISTOOK A HIGHLY IMPORTANT MEDICAL AMBASSADOR'S TOOL AS A MOTHERFUCKING COOKIE, WHICH HE ATE, COMPLETELY WHOLE TOO, WHICH WAS DEFINITELY NOT IN A MOTHERFUCKING BOX THAT COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR A COOKIE JAR AND WAS GENUINELY ADDRESSED TO YOU SIR".....…
*EMBARRASSED BLUSHING*......
OH NO, THAT'S HORRIBLE NAGGY LADY.......
IT PROBABLY LOOKED LIKE A OREO......
MOST LIKELY TASTED LIKE A S'MORE ON THE TONGUE BUT ODDLY MORE "ELECTRIC" ABOUT THE TASTE FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASONING.......
OF COURSE......
HANTA SERO DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT......
*ANNOYED AURA TOWARDS HANTA FROM THE ENTIRE PLANET FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASONING*......
Hanta Sero was immediately smacked by a very annoyed Leo Valdez for good reason fuck....
---------------------------------Hazel POV-------------------------
Shouto Todoroki abruptly told everybody in the room.......
"IT'S FINE SERO, EVERYONE HAS THEIR EVER-DROOL MOMENT, JUST DON'T MAKE A HABIT OF IT"......
Hazel Levesque saw all The New-Timers extremely terrified with the exception of Shouto, who said in the most huffy and grumpy voice.......
"OH PLEASE DON'T TELL ME ALL OF YOU ARE AFRAID OF A PINK HAIRED FATASS LIKE LAIOS?????? PLEASE ALL HE IS WAS YA KNOW.......
LAIOS: THE DEVOURER OF ALL THINGS HORRIBLE, THE PINK MIDGARDIAN HORROR, THE HUNGRY DUNGEON CRAWLER, THE EVER-HUNGER, THE RAVENOUS DREADKNIGHT, THE PINKED HUNGER FIEND, THE ONE WHO DEVOURS WICKEDNESS, THE GREY-BLUE EYED DROOLER, THE CRYPTID EATER, THE GREAT MONSTER DEVOURER, THE TRI-ELEMENTAL HOUND KNIGHT, THE EVER-DROOL, THE ONE THAT BITES, THE HOUND BOY HORROR, THE EVER-RABID, THE EVER-BITER, THE APEX SCAVENGER, THE ALL-CONSUMING ONE, THE VORACIOUS VIGILANTE, THE MIDGARDIAN DEVOURER, THE ALL-EATER, THE EVER-SNIFFER, AND THE EVER-LICKER
LAIOS, LAIOS, LAIOS!"......
Immediately a fucking terrified Bitchslapping of Shouto occurred from Thalia who scolded Shouto for "DRAGGING THE RAVENOUS DREADKNIGHT INTO A CONVERSATION WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CONTEXT FOR IT!".......
Sure thing The Group Chat clicked on, showing a image of a Human Teenage Boy that looked as follows......
This boy's hair was styled like Frank's haircut and had two goofy bangs just like two wings of a bird but a light pink, his face was regal and stately like a king, his eyes were a literal blend of the grey and blue to be something far more beautiful and unique than most people, he had a powerful and muscular physique that made him 6 feet and 5 inches tall that looked like Frank's chubby but extremely muscular physique, and finally, bizarre and kinda soothing looking tufts of light pink fur on his elbows.....
The Mystery Boy was wearing bulky and thick armor like "The Dungeon Meshi Character Named Laios" (Eerie considering the timing here) but this armor was dark blue and with glowing neon gold norse runes on it.......
A fucking terrifying Title Card from The Morai Sisters said as follows in The Group Chat......
"NAMES HAVE POWER SHOUTO TODOROKI: #A LAIOS AKA THE EVER-DROOL ENCOUNTER APPARENTLY"....
Thalia Grace immediately summoned her Aegis Shield and spear, told Shouto in a annoyed way while forcing Shouto to go with her by shoving him in front of her.....
"YOU WANNA MEET THAT BATSHIT CANNIBAL SO BAD, FINE LET'S GO SHOUTO BECAUSE THE OLE DROOLING PRICK WANTED TO MEET YOU TOO NOW!".....
--------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------
Shouto Todoroki AKA Laios was in his True Form instead of that "Peppermint Prick/Sickly Past Form" that everyone knew "Shouto Todoroki" to be, watching as his "Drool Clone" and Thalia Grace marched to face Shouto in combat......
Shouto Todoroki AKA Laios laughed in joy, as he created a Empty Root Al-Morality Enchantment Sigil that glowed Neon Blue with pink flames in a ring around it and crackling with gold lightning bolts and told it while drooling heavily....
"ALL BORN SAPIENT MORALITY AND VIEWS OF THEIR MORTALITY ALIGN WITH THE FACT THAT ALL THINGS OF LIFE MUST EAT OR BE EATEN, THAT IS THE UGLY TRUTHFULNESS OF THE MATTER BUT PUNISH THOSE THAT USE THEIR JAWS TO HARM INNOCENCE AND REJOICE IN THOSE THAT USE THEIR JAWS TO BITE THE DARKNESS OF THOSE THAT CHOSEN TO SACRIFICE THEMSELVES TO THE DARKNESS OF THEIR HEARTS AND BASE DESIRES LIKE A LESSER BEAST, FOR YOU ARE SOMETHING CREATED BY AND FOR BORN SAPIENT BEINGS THAT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THEIR DESIRES TO EAT OR BE EATEN WITHOUT FEAR BUT WITH TRUE CONTROL OF THEIR VERY SOULS BEYOND THIS, IF YOU FEED THE BENEVOLENT HEARTS OF GLORY AND FEAST ON THE WICKEDNESS OF DARKENED HEARTS, YOU WILL JUSTIFY YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE AND IF YOU ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS, YOU'LL NEVER STARVE OR DIE"........
Shouto Todoroki was just in awe and extremely excited somehow as he saw this beautiful Root Al-Morality Enchantment Sigil "BECOMING CANONIZED/GETTING BORN", glowing more brightly and The Entirety of All Born Sapient Beings in The Global Consciousness got blasted with the following Soul Notifications in their hearts.......
*POWERFUL ROOT OR CORE ALDROOLMEY CREED ESTABLISHED!*......
*GRAND MASTERY AND CONTROL OF QUIRKED ALDROOLMEY AUTOMATICALLY GRANTED TO "THE DROOLING FIGURE" PERMANENTLY!*.......
*MORALISTIC VOCAL MANNERISM AND MORALISTIC CORE COSTUME DESIGN CREATED FOR THE DROOLING FIGURE!*......
*THE CORE CONCEPT OF "EQUIVALENT DEVOURER" MADE IN GLOBAL AWARENESS PERMANENTLY!*.......
Shouto created 700,000 Empty Root Aldroolmey Enchantment Sigils and told them all......
"YOU WILL EMBODY A SINGLE AND STANDARD FOOD ITEM IN THE ENTIRETY OF JAPANESE, CHINESE, AND KOREAN HISTORY FROM PRE-QUIRK ERA BRONZE AGE TO THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA CULTURAL PERSPECTIVE 200+ YEARS AGO THAT YOU WILL SUMMON AND IF THE PERSON IS GOING TO BE WASTEFUL IN THE FOOD OR GOING TO BE CRAPPY TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE, MAKE THE MEAL SHITTY BUT IF THEY TRULY NEED IT AND WILL FINISH ALL THE FOOD, MAKE IT DELICIOUS FOR THEM"......
*MASS EFFECT STANDARD EASTERN ASIAN CUISINE SUMMONING ALDROOLMEY SIGILS CREATED!*.….…
Shouto used Aldroolmey to make some Hot Soba Noodles and he ate it and it was fucking amazing.......
After eating all the food, Shouto created 700,000 Empty Root Aldroolmey Enchantment Sigils and told them.....
"YOU WILL EMBODY AND CREATE A STANDARD WEAPON THAT COMES FROM THE BRONZE AGE TO THE LATE 1700s IN PRE-QUIRK HISTORY THAT WILL BE ENCHANTED TO COMPLETELY DRAIN THE BLOOD OF THE ENEMIES OF THE USER TO EMPOWER THE WEAPON IF THEY WERE GOOD PEOPLE THAT NEED A VAMPIRIC WEAPON, BUT IF THEY WERE WICKED PEOPLE THAT ARE TRYING TO ABUSE YOU TO MAKE WEAPONS FOR BELLIGERENT SHIT TO ATTACK PEOPLE, THEN SUCK THE BLOOD OF THE USER OUT TO THE POINT OF DEATH"........
*MASS EFFECT STANDARD VAMPIRIC WEAPON CREATION ALDROOLMEY SIGILS CREATED!*......
*THE TITLES OF "THE BLOOD-BASED AL-MORALITY ENCHANTER QUIRK SYSTEM", "THE FEAST OR FAMINE ENCHANTMENT SYSTEM", "THE KITCHEN SINK OF ALL AL-MORALITY ENCHANTER QUIRK SYSTEMS", AND "THE BLACKSMITHING AND COOKING AL-MORALITY ENCHANTER QUIRK SYSTEM" PERMANENTLY ETCHED INTO QUIRKED ALDROOLMEY AUTOMATICALLY!*........
Thalia Grace got fucking traumatized by "Laios or The Ever-Drool, Becoming The Drooling Figure" right in front of her......
Shouto Todoroki AKA Laios laughed harder than he thought was imaginable, as Shouto made a Root Aldroolmey Enchantment Sigil appear to make A Vampiric European Arming Sword out of Pure Aldroolmey to arm himself with a sword......
Shouto was suddenly blasted into a wall with a powerful blue flame by his annoyed and grumpy father, Enji Todoroki AKA Endeavour who scolded "The Drool Clone of Shouto Todoroki" by shouting......
"DAMNIT SHOUTO, THIS INSANE BOY IS TOO BRUTAL AND SICK IN HIS COOKED INSTINCTIVE BULLSHITTERY TO FUNCTION IN SOCIETY AND YOU KNOW THAT!!!!!! I'LL HANGOUT WITH YOUR NEW 'FRIEND' SHOUTO, NOW DON'T TOSS NAME SHIT YOU'RE NOT READY FOR!"......
The Drool Clone was seemingly evacuated with warping quirk shit but it was actually forcibly deactivated by Adonai's Rainbow Fire shit damnit.....
Being annoyed, Shouto ATE HIS SWORD which tasted absolutely delicious like most things but since it was made of Pure Aldroolmey, it tasted like Hot Soba Noodles, and then Shouto's Father blasted Shouto with flames that Shouto's Ever-Drool Shit DEVOURED EFFORTLESSLY WITHOUT HARM.........
Shouto was drooling more than before as he said in his authentic voice nowadays, which sounded like himself but thicker and richer in smooth cadence......
"HOW RUDE OF YOU BUT AT LEAST YOU GAVE ME A SPICY SNACK ENDEAVOUR......YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT A FINGER OR HAND!".....
However before Shouto could attack, he got slammed from behind, a powerful push from a strong hand that forced Shouto to fly into a nearby abandoned building......
Shouto was pissed off and annoyed whenever he turned around and saw Amy Whitewater AKA Athena/Minerva, a blonde haired woman with grey eyes wearing armor, who was just as annoyed and grumpy as Shouto.......
Amy Whitewater said in a annoyed and stern voice towards Shouto........
"LAIOS THIS IS RIDICULOUS, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN CIVIL, FOR ONCE, BUT YOU NEVER DO DESPITE YOUR COMPLETE CAPACITY TO BE REASONABLE BOTH AS A MORTAL BOY AND NOW A GOD OF HUNGER AND GLUTTONY......EVERYONE IS TERRIFIED OF YOU BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE YOU COULDN'T BE REASONABLE BUT YOU NEVER ONCE ATTACKED A INNOCENT PERSON AND ESPECIALLY NOT A CHILD YOUNGER THAN 12.......THIS IS RIDICULOUS, IMAGINE YOUR DEMIGOD CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE, WHO WOULD INHERIT YOUR APPETITES AND YOUR PREDISPOSITION TO DROOL EVERYWHERE LAIOS"......
EVERYTHING IS DELICIOUS.....
EXCEPT FOR CHILDREN.....
DISGUSTING WHY WAS SHOUTO ONE OF THOSE THINGS?????
THANK THE LORD THAT SHOUTO STOPPED BEING A CHILD.......
*AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON*......
--------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------
"THEN EAT A ACTUAL DOG'S SHIT AS A MUNCHIE THING LAIOS IF YOU ARE PECKISH BUT THANKFULLY NOT PARTICULARLY ANNOYING TODAY".....
THAT'S DISGUSTING MORAI SISTERS......
LIKE THIS KID ACTUALLY "EATS SHIT" IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY??????
PERCY JACKSON'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN ABSOLUTE AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE FOR GOOD REASON FUCK......
--------------------------------------Frank POV-------------------------
"YEAH PERCY, THAT YOKILESS HUMAN BOY EATS ANYTHING BUT TRUE DIVINITY MADE THE FLESH OF CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF ACCOUNTING (12 YEARS OLD) IN THAT BOY'S TONGUE TASTE ABSOLUTELY VILE FOR HIM TO EXPERIENCE BECAUSE IT WAS TRUE DIVINITY'S STUFF FORCING THIS KID TO GAG ON SOMETHING FOR ONCE".......
*UNCOMFORTABLE STOMACH CHURNING*.....
EWW ADONAI.....
WHO THE FUCK IS LAIOS DAMNIT?????
Frank Zhang immediately recoiled in disgust......
Chapter 5: The Catty Boy
Chapter Text
9PM......
ON AUGUST 7TH....
Due to the entire Deathwalker Resurrection Phenomena bullshit and The Moria War Shit, U.A. High School had to become a Boarding School, as a very powerful and enchanted Dormitory Building called Heights Alliance was risen into frame by Heaven Geezer (Adonai), as said Dormitory Building in each room had a bedroom, a bathroom, and a walk-in closet, as Heaven Geezer created these powerful and beautiful banners with symbols that was customized for each individual student in Heights Alliance that always hung on the wall in a student's room, and most importantly Heights Alliance was designed to be your personal perspective of "Home" or "Safety" because Heaven Geezer or Adonai designed it that way........
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was in his room in Heights Alliance, looking at The Banner with the following symbol on it that represents Katsuki's Soul according to Heaven Geezer......
A symbol of a two-tailed cat with a tiny shield or metal disc that was on fire and floating on it's back in proportion to said cat's body as the cat was leaping skyward with a paintbrush in it's mouth....
Oddly Enough this symbol reminded Katsuki of THE BOOF POTENTIAL PHENOMENA, which had the following explanation.......
"THE BOOF POWER UPGRADING PHENOMENA IS ALWAYS ACCOMPANIED BY A VERY POWERFUL NEUROTRANSMITTER CALLED BOOFINITE.....THERE'S 8 BOOFS BRANCHES WITH 8 BOOFS PER BRANCH.....HERE'S THE FOLLOWING CLASSES OF BASELINE BOOFS.......
1. HERO/NOBLE/LIGHT
2. VILLAIN/WICKED/SHADOW
3. SOUL/SPIRIT/VIRTUE
4. FLESH/BODY/VICE
5. JOY/POSITIVE/HAPPY
6. FURY/NEGATIVE/ANGER
7. HOLY/HEAVEN/ANGEL
8. UNHOLY/HELL/DEMON
BOOFS ARE A QUIRK'S REWARD FOR A HUMAN BEING FUNCTIONING BEYOND THEIR QUIRK'S POWERS BY USING A HUMAN ARTISTIC MEDIUM TO PERSONIFY THEIR HUMAN MORALITY AND ETHICAL VALUES......FILLING ALL YOUR BASELINE BOOFS IN YOUR QUIRK IS CALLED FULL HALLOWING AND ANY HUMAN BEING WITH A FULLY HALLOWED QUIRK WILL AUTOMATICALLY DEVELOP A APEX OMMI INSTINCTIVE PERSONALITY AND LEVEL OF THINKING IF THEY DON'T ALREADY HAVE IT DUE TO ELEVATED BOOFINITE LEVELS......IF A PERSON GOT A GENUINE QUIRK AWAKENING, THEY WOULD GAIN A BRAND NEW BOOF BRANCH TREE WITH 8 BOOFS PER BRANCH WITH THE FOLLOWING CLASSES IN THE FIRST QUIRK AWAKENING........
1. DEATH/BONE/DECAY
2. LIFE/BLOOD/BLOOM
3. ATTACK/OFFENSE/SWORD
4. BLOCK/DEFENSE/SHIELD
5. PURE/CLEAN/HEALTH
6. IMPURE/UNCLEAN/ILLNESS
7. LOVE/CHARM/PASSION
8. HATE/SCORN/DISGUST
BOOFS ARE UNPREDICTABLE BUT ALWAYS EQUAL IN STRENGTH TO OTHER BRANCHES......IN A SECOND GENUINE QUIRK AWAKENING, YOU GET THE FOLLOWING CLASSES OF BOOFS.......
1. POISON/ACID/VENOM
2. ANTIDOTE/ALKALINE/MEDICINE
3. DARK/NIGHT/BAD
4. BRIGHT/DAY/GOOD
5. PRIDE/HUBRIS/DESCEND
6. HUMBLE/MEEK/ASCEND
7. COLD/ICE/CRUEL
8. HEAT/FIRE/MERCY
FOR THE FINAL/APEX QUIRK AWAKENING FOR ANYONE WHO HAD BOOF POTENTIAL, THEY GAIN THE FOLLOWING CLASSES OF BOOFS AND OF COURSE 8 BOOFS PER BRANCH.......
1. TRUTH/REVEAL/HONEST
2. LIE/HIDE/DISHONEST
3. SUN/OPTIMIST/HOPE
4. MOON/PESSIMIST/DESPAIR
5. PEACE/FRIEND/ORDER
6. WAR/ENEMY/CHAOS
7. SHEPHERD/LEADER/PROTECT
8. BANE/ANARCHY/DESTROY
NOBODY EVER ENCOUNTERED A 'APEX HALLOWED QUIRK' IN EXISTENCE AND NOBODY KNEW WHAT THAT ACTUALLY MEANT BUT, IT'LL DEFINITELY DESTROY A HUMAN'S SANE MINDSET PERMANENTLY IF THEY WERE PRE-QUIRK MADDENED SANE BEFORE THIS HAPPENED.....PEOPLE AREN'T ABLE TO HANDLE THAT, POWER IS DANGEROUS AFTER ALL"........
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha then started to BOOF UP HIS QUIRK'S POWERS with video games or shows for good reason......
-------------6 Hours Later----------------------
3AM......
ON AUGUST 8TH.......
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha had the following thing in his Fully Hallowed Baseline Quirk now.....
-------------------Baseline Boof Powers--------------------
1. HERO/NOBLE/LIGHT: INUYASHA ANIME AND MANGA (ACID/TRICKSTER/DOG DAIHANYO SHAPESHIFTING/DOG DAIYOKAI SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT)
2. VILLAIN/WICKED/SHADOW: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG GAMES (SPEEDSTER/HEDGETHROPY OR WEREHEDGEHOG/STRENGTH ENHANCING/STRETCHING QUIRK ASPECT)
3. SOUL/SPIRIT/VIRTUE: OKAMI VIDEO GAME (SOULFIRE/HEAVEN CELESTIAL CAT SHAPESHIFTING/SOUL INK GENERATION/HEAVEN CELESTIAL ARTIFACT MASTERY QUIRK ASPECT)
4. FLESH/BODY/VICE: INFAMOUS SECOND SON VIDEO GAME IN "MAXED GOOD PLAYTHROUGH" (NEON LIGHT/ASH/DIGITAL/PERMANENT QUIRK DUPLICATION QUIRK ASPECT)
5. JOY/POSITIVE/HAPPY: LEGEND OF ZELDA GAMES (WEAPON MASTERY/HYRULIAN FIRE/HYRULIAN LIGHT/ROKKUR WOLF SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT)
6. FURY/NEGATIVE/ANGER: BEN 10 TV SHOW (VULPIMANCER OR WILDMUTT SHAPESHIFTING/TERRAMAND OR FOURARMS SHAPESHIFTING/PETROSAPIEN OR DIAMONDHEAD SHAPESHIFTING/GALVANMORPH OR UPGRADE SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK ASPECT)
7. HOLY/HEAVEN/ANGEL: FULL METAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD ANIME AND MANGA (AUTOMAIL ARMOR BLACKSMITHING/ENCHANTER/MATTER ALTERATION/DREAM COMMUNICATION QUIRK ASPECT)
8. UNHOLY/HELL/DEMON: DEMON SLAYER ANIME AND MANGA (BLOOD YOKI ARTS/BLOOD-BASED/BERSERKER/FEAR INDUCING QUIRK ASPECT)
-------------------Baseline Boof Powers End--------------------
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha just turned into his "Heaven Celestial Cat Form" that's immune to Transformation Straining since "Shapeshifting Quirks" have the form immune to Transformation Straining while "Transformation Quirks" still have to worry about Permanent Transformation Strain.......
Katsuki was now transformed into a beautiful snow white cat with red markings all over his body like badass fire, with red eyes like his human form, and most importantly a tiny metal disc the size of a Human hand that was on fire and floating above his back in his Heaven Celestial Cat Form.......
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha just warped away to explore being a literal cat for a bit......
-----------9 Hours Later----------------------
12PM........
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha was having a blast today, running around as a Heaven Celestial Cat, beating up dipshits that had weird scythe emblems on their armor that kept trying to "Get The Soulful Cat for The Boss's Research or something" in their phrasings as villain dumbasses, and using his extremely powerful ability to shape and mold The Heaven Celestial Artifact on his back to turn into floating beads, swords, metal discs, and other cool items that all have unique properties and purposes like a goddamn arsenal in a single Heaven Celestial Artifact........
Katsuki Bakugou AKA Eikoyasha just warped into The U.A. Cafeteria, as all the girls in the cafeteria immediately started "Pspsps" towards Katsuki which he immediately walked over to his best friend with the entire "Pspsps Affection" which was Spooky Gemstone Badass (Hazel Levesque) and leaped into Spooky Gemstone's lap as she petted Katsuki's back while saying in a playful and slightly scolding voice in "Pet Owner/Baby Talk Mode"......
"HELLO THERE LITTLE GUY, ARE YOU SCARED OF THOSE MEANIE MORIA FORCES???? DID THOSE JERKS HURT YOU????? YOU'RE A GOOD KITTY AND YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THOSE MEANIES TRYING TO HURT YOU FOR HOURS NOW, WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND INSTEAD?"....
Katsuki with all his "Platonic Authority" placed his cat paw on Spooky Gemstone's Forehead in UNO REVERSE BOOP.......
Spark Plug (Denki Kaminari) said to Katsuki in a normal and analyzing way.....
"HEY MEOW ONCE FOR 'YES' AND TWICE FOR 'NO' BUT ARE YOU A BAKUGOU CAT?".....
Technically Speaking not lying, Katsuki meowed once.....
Hilarity ensued whenever Motherfucking Doro, The Cat came barreling out of nowhere and started to harass Katsuki like "Annoying Little Brother".......
Seaweed Brain (Percy Jackson) asked Katsuki while stopping the actual cat fight here.......
"ALRIGHT I'LL GLADLY CUT TO THE CHASE BUT DO YOU KNOW WHERE KATSUKI IS, YOU BADASS AND AWESOME OKAMI VIDEO GAME CAT?".......
Katsuki just turned to look at Heaven Geezer or Adonai in the background dramatically like he was looking at a camera as Heaven Geezer was laughing in joy in the background for good reason.......
Heaven Geezer whispered in a happy way towards Katsuki like "COME TO ME" and "I NEED TO CHAT WITH YOU" while Katsuki walked over to Heaven Geezer....
Heaven Geezer then knelt down to be closer to Katsuki before saying more formally and politely.....
"NOW DO YOU WANT ME TO REVEAL THE OBVIOUS OR ARE YOU GOING TO DRAG THIS OUT?"....
Instead of responding, all Katsuki did was flop on the ground to lay down, rolled on his back, and started playing with his Heaven Celestial Artifact Disc, which made every girl and even sappy boys in the background coo in happiness.......
Abruptly and jarringly, Katsuki was forced to turn back to his True Yokiless Human Form with a puff of white smoke.......
Deku was highly aggravated in the background as he walked over, pulled Katsuki off the ground, and said in a salty manner which was completely understandable damnit.......
"CLEARLY YOU BOOFED UP YOUR QUIRK'S BULLSHIT AND THAT IS ANNOYINGLY COOL KACCHAN.......DANG IT STOP RIZZING ALL THE GIRLS, OTHER BOYS AND OTHER GIRLS NEED TO FUCK EACH OTHER IF THEY WEREN'T CLASSY ABOUT THAT REGARDING SCHOOLYARD STUFF......NEVER FUCK A CLASSMATE, YOU GOTTA KEEP IT PROFESSIONAL KACCHAN.......I KNOW MY MANNERS EVEN THOUGH MINETA-KUN DIDN'T RIGHT NOW DUE TO WHATEVER THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE WITH HIM".......
Katsuki said the obvious question that was going to piss off Auntie Inko if Deku did this shit......
"ARE YOU A SLUT DEKU???? WHAT THE FUCK DEKU?"....
Deku oh so casually and nonchalantly said to Katsuki.....
"I STOPPED COUNTING AT 12 BUT DEFINITELY KNOW THERE'S MORE BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF RIZZ BUT I KEEP IT PROFESSIONAL".....
*MAJOR DESTINY STRING SNAPPING AND WOOD SPLITTERING IN THE GROUP CHAT FROM THE POOR SCANDALIZED FATE HAGS FOR GOOD REASON GODDAMNIT*.....
------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY BUT STOP THAT FORNICATION SIN IZUKU AND ESPECIALLY AS A FULLY HEALTHY QUIRK WELDER BOY NOW".......
YEAH ACCURATE RESPONSE HERE ADONAI......
DO YOU CHECK BACK WITH YOUR FLINGS IZUKU?????
TO SEE IF YOU HAVE ANY "PERMANENT RAMIFICATIONS".......
AS YOUR MOM, INKO IS HIGHLY ANNOYED BUT DAMNIT THE OMEGA PROGENITOR INSTINCTIVE BULLSHIT IN INKO IS DELIGHTED......
HIGHLY AGGRAVATING FOR THE HUMAN SPIRIT THAT HAD "ROMANTIC SAP" THAT MARRIED UP IN TERMS OF THE BEAUTY SHIT BECAUSE IN COMPARISON TO HISASHI, INKO WAS GODDAMN HIDEOUS IN HER PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE........
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT FOR GOOD REASON......
--------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------
"UGH MOM WHY WOULD I GO BACK TO A LOVER OR SOMETHING, I DON'T DO THAT REPEAT FLING CRAP"......
THIS IS WHY SHOUTO TODOROKI YEETED HIS SEX DRIVE OR THE POSSIBILITY OF A SEX DRIVE IN HIS ARO/ACE BULLSHIT INTO THE HUNGER VOID PERMANENTLY.......
DO YOU REALIZE HOW DISGUSTING CHILDREN AND ESPECIALLY BABIES ARE?????
THEY EAT, SHIT, PISS, AND CRY EVERYWHERE.......
*FERAL SOLIDARITY AURA FROM THE DROOL-EYE QUIRK IN SHOUTO'S SHIT*.....
SHOUTO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT......
--------------------------------------Frank POV-------------------------
"SHOUTO YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO REBUKE CHILDREN'S POSSIBLE GROSSNESS WHENEVER YOU HAVE PRETTY REGULARLY, ATE AND DRANK ACTUAL CRAP AND PEE".......
*UNCOMFORTABLE STOMACH CHURNING*.....
UGH ADONAI!!!!!!
AT LEAST SHOUTO HAS A GENUINE EXCUSE AS A UNHEALTHY QUIRK MARRIAGE SPAWNED DEFORMED KID RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
LAIOS, THAT DROOLING IDIOT, HAS NO EXCUSE!!!
LAIOS IS JUST DISGUSTING!!!!
FRANK ZHANG'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE MISCHIEF........
---------------------------------Kyoka POV-------------------------
"YOU GUYS, YOU'RE IN THE CAFETERIA, THIS IS A GROSS TOPIC TO VEER INTO"......
NO SHIT MORAI SISTERS.....
THANK THE LORD THAT THERE'S DEUS EX-MACHINA BULLSHITTERY OUT THERE......
Kyoka Jiro was tired and annoyed with this bullshit during lunchtime.....