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Old asshole...

Summary:

You're a new neighbor that move into suburbs where smith and Sanchez live.

Your new house is front of their house, you weren't expecting the new neighbor to be friendly and kind until you meet the old asshole Rick Sanchez.

Things have been complicated between you and him.

( P.s. you and your relationship with Rick get very sketchy, Rick is a total creep in this story. )

Notes:

First time writing a Rick x fem reader :3 yes Rick will be an asshole towards reader since this story will be him body shaming reader in this chapter so please read the tags.

It's gonna be a short story but if y'all want me to make series of it, I will.

I know Rick has slept with a woman who's chubby so I haven't seen the episode yet since I need to catch up on watching Rick and Morty. Also I love a fat shaming and asshole Rick, yes I'm a chubby woman but I can't help it since I find it so hot if Rick shame me and tell me that I got daddy issues while he eat me out🤤😭 so reader is 5'4, the same height as me but you can used your height for this story but reader is shorter then Rick since I realized Rick is 6'5 👀😭😭 why is he so tall???

So I hope y'all enjoy this short story, I'll be updating it ( I'm slow at updating it so please be patient with me.)

Chapter 1: Welcome new neighbor

Chapter Text

You stare at the sign that says sold on it, you begin to smile. You never live in an area like this since it's the suburbs, it seems nice and cozy, you hope the neighbors are nice too.

You begin to get out of the car, you put your hands on your hips, you begin to collect the boxes from the back to put it inside.

You get a little startled by a tap on your shoulder as you turn your head to see a married couple, a man and woman. They are both taller than you but you don't mind that, you smile at them.

You notice her holding a plate of pie, it smells heavenly as you hum at the sweet smell.” welcome new neighbor!! I'm Jerry Smith, this is my wife Beth. We brought you a pie! ” your cheeks turn red as you smile at them. You close the trunk.

 

You say your name to them, you grab the plate as you were expecting to eat it in your new house.

Jerry grabs your wrist as they take you across their house." Come come, we are having dinner today. We want you to come join us.”

“ oh that very sweet of you guys..” once inside the house, Beth starts introducing everyone about you being the new neighbor, you begin to feel nervous as you never had people's eyes on you.

You see two teenagers and an elderly… scientist? He seems like he can be a mad scientist with that hair and such, he looks scary.

“ This is my son Morty and my daughter Summer, this is my dad Rick! ” Beth says to you, it seems mostly everyone was busy on their phone or showed no interest. Mostly summer, she was mostly on her phone, it's normal for teen girls.

Morty seems to take an interest in you, you notice his cheeks are getting red as you sit down.

Jerry sits in his spot as he has a plate, beth put a plate in front of you.

“ Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Smith for inviting me..” you say nervously since you never had neighbors like this, friendly and kind. You normally don't get that.

Jerry playfully smacks your back, he begins to giggle.” your welcome! You can ask any one of us for anything, we’ll help.”

You nodded your head as you began to eat the smash potatoes, your mouth watering from the food.

“ so… you um.. g-got a boyfriend? ”you blink at the young boy's question and your cheeks turn red.

“ Morty!! ” Beth says as he quickly lowers his head.” I-I was just asking.”

“ no no it's okay beth, I don't have one.. I don't have an interest in relationships at the moment.” everything went silent as you feel like your heart is gonna fly out of your chest, maybe you should have just lied about it.

What feels like forever, Rick begins to smirk as he stares at Morty.” m-morty didn't know you're into older chicks, especially the fat ones.” your cheeks feel like it's on fire, you never had someone shamed you for your size, you felt this is awkward as you rub your neck. Things get awkward as you quietly eat the food.

“ Dad!! You can't be saying that to our new guest, she just moved in.” Beth put a hand on your shoulder as she apologized to her dad's rude comment.

You felt like tears are almost coming out, you see both Rick and Morty bicker at each other, Beth sighs heavily from this.

“ Guys come on, we are just having a normal dinner… We have a new neighbor.” Jerry says.. Well this is great. You thought to yourself, you probably make things worse.

Summer taps your shoulder as you stare at her." So how come you don't have a boyfriend? ” God will this never end, before you can say anything, Rick gets up from the chair as you stare at him.

“ w-whatever.. *burp* I'm going back to the garage.” you watch him slam the door as everyone goes quiet and Beth apologizes again for her father.

You rub your neck, you think maybe you should go back to your new house and maybe not interact with them.

You probably lose your appetite to eat from his comment, you turn your head at summer who was waiting.

“ oh sorry summer.. I-I I don't think I'm ready for a commitment plus I'm busy.. it's hard for me.” she hums softly as she nods her head but doesn't ask you afterwards.

You finished the plate, Beth took the dirty plates..” how about you and me drink wine together to take the stress off.” you smile as you stare at Beth.

Morty went to the garage since you saw him open the door to see Rick working on something on his desk. God, he's definitely an old scientist.

Beth grabs the wine bottle as she begins to pour the wine into the glass.

Jerry went to his room, you assume as summer went to her room.

“ Have you drink wine? ”

“ Well no, I had whiskey and vodka but with juice in it. "Beth smiles at you, she lightly taps her glass against yours.

“ Everything is stressing me out, the family. Jerry, horse heart surgery, everything.” Beth complained to you about it, both Beth and you were a lightweight with drinking wine.

You hum as you stare at the ceiling, you take another drink.

“ I s-swear everything is pissing me off.” Beth throws her hands upwards as she tips her head back, drinking the wine.

“... I gotta go back to put the boxes away.” you hiccup as you feel like you're gonna pass out cold from the drink, Beth stares at you.

She blinked a few times as she apologized for her outburst as you waved your hands.

“ sorry s-sorry for today.. We should do more wine chats together often.” You begin to smile as you nod your head.

“ d-do you need help with the boxes? ”

“ y-yeah… If you don't mind. ” you watch Beth getting up from the floor as she begins to walk towards the garage… Oh no.. god, please be Jerry and not him.

“ Dad? C-Can you help her out please.” you were gonna expect him to be mad and just say no.

Please say no.

“ sure sweetie.”

Fuck..

You rub your face, you get up, you watch Rick getting out of the room.

He follows you, God you just realized how tall he is when walking with you.

You were like a newborn fawn that just learned how to walk, you're heading towards your car as you begin to open the trunk.

Even though you can tell by the smell of his breath, he was drinking too.

You grab boxes as you struggle with it, Rick grabs it for you.

“ uh.. thank you.” he doesn't say much, you wobbly walk towards the door, you unlock it.

Allow Rick to place the boxes on the floor. You grab two boxes since you don't have a lot of items and not heavy things.

“ so..”

You tilt your head at him, you raise your brow.” a-are you seriously about not having a boyfriend? ”what with everyone wanting to know if you are in a relationship or not.

You don't want to be rude as you look away.” nah.. Not interested.” Rick smiles as he acts nonchalant as he grabs three boxes.

“ y-yeah me neither.. Relationships are stupid.” you giggle as you nod your head in agreement.

“ right!! Plus I-I like having the freedom and not having someone be a dickhead towards me.” Rick started to laugh as you probably didn't think much since you like being honest.

Once you and him finish putting the boxes inside, you stare at him.

“ so…. Do you want to come inside for a drink? ” You didn't think about it since you're drunk, you really want to drink so bad.

Rick begins to smirk as he nods his head. Why did you allow this man inside your home, you have no clue.

You look inside the boxes for your favorite, you gasp as you grab the Jack Daniel bottle.

“ ohh didn't know y-you like those.” Rick stares at you, you open the bottle as you begin to drink.

You giggle as the liquid slides down your throat, you stare at him.

You wrap your arms around his neck as you're on your tippy toes.

“ w-we… We should dance, Rick~.” you say it in a playful manner as he grabs your pudgy waist, he stares at you.

“ nah I don't date fat girls.” he says it in a sarcastic way. You raised your brow as you felt embarrassed lay on your face, you were just getting along with him.

You lightly punch his side as he chuckled, is he joking? You can't tell… The alcohol is getting to you.

“ Don't be mean asshole… What's your deal? ” Rick narrowed his eyes on you, he crossed his arms.

“ What's my deal? It's you.. ” you notice him staring at your lips then your eyes, you should get him out of the house before it gets worse. That hurt you to the bone as you felt like tears coming out.

You push his chest away as you stare at him.” I-I.. ” he begins to smirk as he stares at you.

“ aww are you gonna cry? B-Because daddy being mean to you, you got daddy issues huh? ” You stare at him, you feel yourself growing wet. You couldn't look at him.

Maybe this is his way to flirt? You're not sure, this man is definitely an asshole and not interested in romance.

“ a-asshole.” you push him again as he smirks at you, he grabs your wrist as he stares at you.

“ y-you know that I'm not interested-..”

He kisses you on the mouth, you gasp as you slowly close your eyes as you wrap your arms around his neck, he grabs your thick thighs around his thin waist.

You gasp as you pull away to notice he sits on the couch, you can feel him getting hard.

He pulls you into the kiss, he slides his tongue inside your mouth, you grab his crazy light blue hair.

“ y-yeah I knoowww princess~.. We can just fool around, ya know no strings attached.” he kisses you, you feel unsure about this.

“ w-we can be fuck buddies.”

You push his chest away, you try to move away.” y-you're such a dick.” you mumble against his lips, he chuckled as he slapped your ass.

“ aww you don't like that idea? ”

“ say the man that doesn't date fat women.” he laughs as he slaps your ass.

You whine from the slap, he grips your hips as he makes you grind his lap.

“ Well we are not interested in dating but you look so sexy when I humiliate you, look at your face.” he grabs your jaws as he makes you stare at him.

“ You want Daddy to take care of you princess? Humiliation that native mind of yours.” you whimper as he pulls away to suck your neck.

“ s-stop..” you push him again, he sucks a spot on your neck, he thrust against your butt.

“ ahh fuck.” you whimper from his light bites, he firmly holds your neck as you're gagging.

“ you look so fucking cute when you're crying princess, you're making me hard.” you whine as you grind against his hard-on.

You slap his face, he is caught off guard as you stare at him.

“ g-get out of the house. Is that how you flirt with people? Be an asshole and fat shaming.” Rick begins to smirk at you, he pulls you into a hot heat kissing and makes you whining.

He pushes you against the cushion, he starts to pull your shorts and underwear down.

“ God, I-I thought you were gonna be boring and annoying at the same time… But fuck, I love it when you're like this.” You felt embarrassed as you watched Rick remove your lower clothes, you cover yourself but Rick pulls your thick thighs wide as he licks his lips. He stares at your pretty fat cunt.

“ Don't hide from Daddy, princess~ I wanna see it.”

“ fucking creep old pervert.” you mumble as he chuckles at you, he smirks at you.

He leans in to suck your cunt, you arch your back as you gasp loudly.

“ fuck…” you cover your mouth, you never experience anything sexual at all, the first time feeling a mouth on your cunt, you whimper.

“.. please daddy~.. need you.” you slowly get lost by Rick eats you out, he roughly pulls your thick thighs against his greedy mouth.

You hate this but you really enjoy this old man's tongue inside your wet wall.

“ fuck~.. you feel so wet and tasty.. Fuck me.” you gasp loudly as you feel something slip inside your wall.

“ w-what the hell… What are y-you doing?!?” Rick chuckled as he pulled away, you watched his fingers moving inside your cunt, you whined as you stared.

“ What does it look like, sweet thing? I-I'm fingerfucking that fat pussy of yours.” you moan, you watch Rick pull your shirt upwards as he stares at your bra.

“ fuckkkk… R-Right there daddy~ please make me cum….” Rick sucks your clit, you arch your back.

He spreads your lips wide as he slides his tongue inside your hole, your thick thighs squeeze his head.

Rick pulls away as he slides a second finger inside your pussy." Didn't you say you're not interested in relationships? ” you couldn't think straight from him hitting that sweet spot, you roll your eyes back. He pulls your bra downward as he begins to suck your nipples.

“ y-yeah.. W-We both think it's stupid ahhh..” you whimper, you rub your eyes from the tears.

“ such a *burp* crybaby~.” you roll your eyes at him, you close your thick thighs but Rick forces your legs to open wide.

“ fuckin’ old pervert asshole. ” Rick smirks at you, he kisses your lips as you can taste yourself on his lips. The alcohol and tangy sweetness on his tongue.

You whimper feeling a third finger slide inside your wall, you bite his lip and you pull at it.

“ ahhh daddy~... ” you felt his smirk against your lip, Rick moved away as he was eating your pussy.

“ ohh god~... FUCK.” you cross your eyes as you squirt on his mouth, you're breathing heavily as you lay here.

You felt good and tired as Rick pressed kisses on your pussy, he began to move away.

You close your eyes as you let sleep take hold of you.

You slowly wake up, you rub your face as you realize you are not wearing your shorts and underwear, you laying on the couch.

“ fuckin creepy asshole.” you mumble as you begin to get dressed, you rub your eyes.

You walk around to find the restroom, you find it and you grab your clothes to take a shower.

There is a knock at the door, you sighed wondering who's at the door.

You walk towards the door as you open it, you're not expecting Beth to be standing here as she has soft pink rose cheeks that makes you blush.

She's looking very pretty like this… you shouldn't be thinking like that towards a married woman. Especially the man's daughter… He ate you out last night.

“ heyy… uhh good morning Beth.” She has a nervous smile as she lightly laughs.

“ Good morning!! Sorry for disturbing you, I was wondering if you want to come back and just chat…” she narrowed her eyes as she stared at your neck, you felt your nerves growing and face growing hot.

“ Is that a hickey on your neck?” you gulp as you avoid her eyes, you cover it as you stretch your body. You yawn loudly.

“ Huh? Uhh..” think of something like a lie, unless she knows her dad stays a bit longer in your house.

“ It's nothing beth, it must be a mosquito.”

“ uh huh..” she gave a puzzled look as she smiled awkwardly.

“You know you can tell me the truth, a mosquito bite wouldn't be that big.” You sighed as you stared at Beth.

“... yeah… It's a hickey.” Beth began to blush as she rub her neck

“ I-I’ll take a shower and I'll come to your house in a few minutes.” you close the door as you quickly head to the restroom, stare yourself in the mirror.

“ God damn it, Rick. "You mumble to yourself, the hickey was big and definitely wasn't a mosquito bite.

You begin to remove your clothes, you jump in the shower, you turn it on.

You sigh as you close your eyes as you thought for a moment.

Why is your brain making you think of having babies? You shake those thoughts, you shouldn't be having that and you're worried about getting the bills, paying the new house.

Your hand moves to your belly, you're getting butterflies out of nowhere and the thought of having future children.

“ fuckin’ baby fever.” you mumble, you never had these feelings so why does your body automatically want a baby.

Especially when everything costs too much, kids are too much to handle and in this economy? Yeah no..

You know you're not ready to be a mother and not ready to be pregnant… That is one of your reasons to not be in a relationship, fear of getting pregnant so soon and finding a right partner to have kids with.

You sigh, you finish washing yourself with hot water. The shampoo fall from your head, you use a wet washcloth to clean yourself.

You finished, you got out of the shower, you cleaned yourself.

Yeah no baby shouldn't be on your mind since you gotta take your birth control pills and your medicine.