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YOI: SexTape

Summary:

Do you remember the first time your husband saw you naked?
Do you remember the last time he saw you naked?
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Don't even think about it.
How do you get it back?

 

Yuri has been married to his husband Victor for several years now. They have a teenage son named Yuratchka, but he's referred to as Yurio by anyone besides his grandfather. Life has been great for them after their careers as professional figure skaters Victor is the highly requested figure skating teacher at Yutopia and Yuri has taken over running his families hot springs inn. But after years of married bliss and parenthood the two are having the age old story of getting their spark back. After an idea is tested out the two find themselves having to spare themselves the embarrassment of not only friends and family alike, but the media getting their hands on their sex tape.

Notes:

A parody idea I've had in my head since seeing people's Yuri!!!OnIce: 50Shades of Grey parody on YouTube and reading the ao3 fanfic in the YOI fandom "Sex Tape" (http://archiveofourown.org/works/8763766/chapters/20088073)
I'm finally getting around to this. Essentially this is a Parody of the movie SexTape but with our favorite anime ice skaters. Wish them luck.)
Also I re-edited the first character a bit so, sorry for the tease if you were expecting chapter 2 (it's on the way though!)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Perfect-ish Life

Chapter Text

" Hello again fellow mothers! It's been a while since my last post and not many questions were actually asked last time so I apologize for not updating the past two weeks, so much has been going on at home. Recently my husband and I found out our son is an Alpha! He was so relieved, I was almost hurt by his reaction . But truthfully it would have been more surprising if he wasn't alpha; honestly not even his father is half as rambunctious! We have no idea where he gets such an aggressive attitude from sometimes, it could just be his age though. Given he has always been a fairly headstrong person, it's gotten more notable as the years have gone by. Somehow it just doesn't seem like something that I can blame in the fact he's an alpha, again his father is hardly the aggressive type. Well unless you count to where it matters that is. I have many beta and omega follower who have been very vocal about their alphas, they know what I'm referring to. Anyway my sister (an alpha herself) recently moved out to start a life with her mate who is also an alpha, as happy as I am for them it's left me entirely alone running the family business. I won't be complaining though, it's nice being able to work from home and getting some time with my son after he comes home from school before going to his private lessons with his father at the ice rink. He's fine tuning his routine for the upcoming skating season; he practically threatened his father to choreograph his senior debut routine( it was precious I'm ashamed to say) . Victor is confident he knows what he's doing but recently asked his old coach to come over and help him this season though. Yurio is less than excited about this but I'm sure he'll warm up to the idea when it's all said and done, especially since his grandfather is coming over as well. Since Yurio has been officially proclaimed as an alpha a lot of family and friends are coming over for his coming of age ceremony. Oh the planning that went into that was... exactly what you'd expect it to be. Luckily we can manage planning it just fine for the crowd we're expecting. With everything going on recently I'm not even sure when the last time Victor and I have been able to sleep in the same bed, or sleep in general. So I guess I'm going to ask all of you a couple of questions for once.

Do you remember the first time your husband saw you naked?
Do you remember what it felt like? What was even going on in your head?

Yes?No?Maybe?

Okay let's make it a bit harder-
Do you remember the second time?
God knows we were anything but holy that night.
Man if we weren't addicted to each other every second after that.
Ready for the next one? Brace yourself-

Do you remember the last time he saw you naked?

You know what let's not go there....

Don't even think about it. But the question stands-

How do you get it back?
It's a bit of an age old question I'm surprised no one has asked. I guess it can't really be something anyone can blame anyone else for though; after more than half of two decades of a happy marriage I only just realized it too. Several of you have asked about not having enough time with your spouses and others on what to do when you finally do get the time. Admittedly it's not as easy to make or expect big romantic gestures anymore at this stage in our relationship but it's not like we don't miss it a little. So let's discuss it ladies and gentlemen
How have you tried to get the old spark back after you and your significant other have established yourselves?
I'll try to summarize the topic next week and answer any other questions you may have.
Thank You for following me and wish you all the best with your families!
'Special shout out to MamaBearzilaX@ on her third child! You've been one of my oldest followers and I appreciate the support of such a positive and powerful woman. Hope your baby has a long a healthy life!'
                   See you all next week !
                                      Yuri N.K. "
Yuri sighed as he closed his laptop. He hadn't really intended for the post to end the way it did but he had already hit send and was looking over his shoulder at his sleeping husband. Even after all these years he was still like a god sent angel in Yuris' eyes. A playfully devious, more or less dim witted at times angel, but an angel all the same. Yurio must have really tired him out today; he had practically fallen asleep on his dinner plate! Yurio was always a bit of a handful, even as a baby, he was his own person before either had the chance to realize it. Their precious son reflected his father the most in appearance , especially now that his hair was growing out. Yurios hair really did remind Yuri of when he first met Victor,particularly on the rare days he decides to have it in a ponytail. Rather than appearance Yurio had definitely inherited Yuris' stamina and tendencies to get a bit... emotional at times. Unlike either of them, he seemed to have a fire in him that let no one come close enough to even dare to put out. Naturally the two couldn't help but aw at how adorable it was to them; where others saw a raging fire tiger they saw a kitten kindling a flame, much to the teens annoyance. They would be the first to admit to this fault of theirs, but they couldn't help being that type of parents. It seemed only the boys grandfather from Russia ever got to experience the kitten side of Yurio, before even they only got to enjoy glimpses of it. Adolescents seemed to be the most reasonable explanation; but truth be told the child always was one to hold his own head highly and step firmly. He looked over to the other side of his shoulder to an old picture of their son and his grandfather holding the then kitten he had gotten for his tenth birthday. Yurio had always been one to favor cats, even as a baby he acted as if he was a kitten hissing at the family dogs. Placing the laptop on the desk Yuri debated shuffling over back to bed or taking a dip in the hot springs. The later won as he felt the need to just indulge in himself, it's been a while since he last had the chance.
He wasn't wearing much aside from his robe from a shower he took earlier so there wasn't much of an internal fuss if he should wash up before the springs or just getting in.
Slipping off the rob he remembers the questions he left on the post from earlier.

The first time his husband saw him naked

They were only teenagers and Yuri had never so much as kissed someone else before that night. Yuri had been at a party of many other young skaters competing that day. It was his last year in the junior devision and the next season he be able to make his senior debut. At one point alcohol had been introduced and Yuri unknowing had his fair share. He was conscious but was a very unbalanced in his steps, at least till the dance off. God that's must have been embarrassing, Yuri is forever thankful most of that is irretrievable memory. Yuri can clearly remember getting covered in Victors drink when they collided at some point, vodka of all things. Victor himself being rather tipsy. Going to the nearest bathroom Yuri decided it was a brilliant idea to get the sticky and smelly clothes off of himself. Naturally he failed to remember to lock the door and caught Victor by surprise. It could have been the alcohol but he had a hazed look in his eyes as he seemingly visually devoured Yuri. He had originally come into apologies for earlier but before either knew it they were kissing in inside the bathroom. Victor was definitely prepared to continue but Yuri had no intent on making it himself easy. He pulled away and took Victors large coat.
" Not tonight Nikiforov, I have to go" he said as he slid the long coat on covering him completely.
Smiling at the memory he blames the alcohol for the unusual amount of courage he had in that moment. The next morning he had woken up confused and questioned why he was only wearing some else's coat, and then remembering it was Victors...

The second time wasn't any less shameful. Around a year later the two ended up filling themselves with more liquid courage as they shamelessly flirted. At first it was innocent enough but long story short he never pulled away from Victors lips like he had the first time. The setting was at least better, be it that they made it to a room before actually kissing.

Now the last time his husband saw him naked.....

He had just finished bathing the dog and needed to change. Victor and Yurio had gotten home at some point and Victor had already finished his shower. When Yuri got to their room he was just peeling his cloths off as he headed for their bathroom. Victor had opened the door as he was reaching for it
" Oh Yuri there you are! I was looking for you earlier. I have a doctors appointment in the morning, so I'll need to skip breakfast "
" Alright, but at least promise me you'll take something to eat after the appointment; you and I both now you need your morning coffee"
" Okay you have my word. I'll get started on dinner then"
" No need I gave Yurio permission to order out"
" Right he's been craving that food from the restaurant for days now hasn't he" Victor chuckled he then stepped aside from the doorway for Yuri as he left to get dressed. Yuri distinctly remembers how sticky and smelly he felt not even a minute after closing the door. He'd been standing there naked oozing of wet dog while he casually talked with his naked husband.
To a certain extent Yuri felt that might have been an accomplishment in someone else's book; but Yuri also knew that the heat from his face had nothing to do with the hot springs, more so the embarrassment crawling all over him.
When was the last time they even had sex? He couldn't remember if it had even been within the past month or months.
When had they become so routine?