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Evan unlocks the door to their apartment. "Hey babe, I'm home," he calls while toeing off his boots before turning right to head into the kitchen, heaving the heavy shopping bags over his shoulder. "Fuck, grocery shopping the day before Christmas Eve is my own special kind of hell. Too many people — which I hate by default. Zero parking — that's on me, though; I shouldn't have taken the Cayenne. And, worst of all, the heating in those stores makes me want to rip my clothes off. And I don't think that's what Frank meant when he sang 'Make the Yuletide gay', and since I already have a warning for public indecency — thanks to you — I'm not doing that again—"
He stops in his tracks.
The kitchen is a mess. At first glance, that's not out of the ordinary when living with Barty Crouch Jr., but there is red splatter everywhere — on the counters, the cabinets, the appliances, the floor, the walls, even the ceiling.
Again.
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Sometimes your boyfriend doesn't know the proper way to peel a pomegranate, and sometimes he's just hungry for cock. (It's not what it sounds like, trust me.)
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06 Mar 2026
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After browsing through some pranksters’ videos online, Regulus decides to test those closest to him with a single text message.
‘I need you to help me dispose of a body.’
It goes about as well as he would expect.
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- Part 1 of the dangers of social media
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01 Nov 2025
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Aren't You Forgetting Something? by s_the_queen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2024
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Izuku has been sleeping with Katsuki for two years now. They're best-friends-with benefits, and honestly? He's having the time of his life. Sure, he caught feelings and sometimes he wishes for more, but he's pretty good with what they've got, and he trusts that their friendship would withstand any emotional fallout. He's happy with any piece of Kacchan that he's willing to get. Little does he know, Kacchan's on a completely different page. Hell, he might be in a completely different book.
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They should probably learn how to communicate. Too bad it's their worst skill!
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Hysterical by spark_the_fangirl
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Feb 2026
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Midoriya’s quirk isn’t what anyone is expecting. That's not to say it’s bad, quite the opposite, it’s just that things are put in a different perspective when you regularly die. Midoriya still dreams of becoming a hero, and when he does- well no one was expecting this.
Aizawa needs a vacation. All Might doesn’t know how to handle his suicidal successor.
Bakugou is the only student that isn’t absolutely terrified of this cheerful yet surprisingly deadly hero in training.And Midoriya? Well, he’s a little bitch with no regard for personal safety, and someone decided to give him an enhanced strength quirk on top of it.
AKA Midoriya has an immortality quirk and no one knows how to handle it, including Midoriya himself. Might as well fake it till he makes it. What’s the worst that can happen?
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Am i falling in love with the one that could break my heart? by mangochewinggum
Fandoms: AO3 Outage, Archive of Our Own, Anonymous Sudan Group - Fandom
12 Jul 2023
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DDos attacker goes through five stages of grieve at his failure on attacking Ao3, thinking it was the end. Yet, something unimaginable happened...
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