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  Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out of Me by themidnightguardian

  Fandoms: Naruto  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  12 Aug 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Dai-nana-han | Team 7 & Hatake Kakashi
  • Haruno Sakura & Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto
  • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi
  • Dai-nana-han | Team 7 (Naruto) - Character
  • Hatake Kakashi
  • Sarutobi Hiruzen
  • Tazuna (Naruto)
  • Momochi Zabuza
  • Umino Iruka
  • Orochimaru (Naruto)
  • Dai-hachi-han | Team 8 (Naruto) - Character
  • Dai-jippan | Team 10 (Naruto) - Character
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Hoshigaki Kisame
  • Various Others
  • Gaara (Naruto)
  • Uchiha Obito
  • Zetsu (Naruto)
  • Time Travel Fix-It
  • Naruto Sakura and Sasuke go back in time
  • everyone else is terrified and confused
  • BAMF Dai-nana-han | Team 7 (Naruto)
  • Kakashi is just resigned to his chaos team tbh
  • Humor
  • slightly crackish
  • POV Multiple
  • 5+1 Things
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • outside perspective
  • there is a liberal use of swear words
  • talk of murdering children
  • talk of murder in general
  • Danzo is Dead-zo
  • a moment of silence for Orochimaru getting his ass beat
  • by three twelve year olds
  • Sakura angrily healing people
  • is Naruto accidentally starting a cult
  • who can say
  • Kakashi finally giving in to that mental breakdown
  • Shikamaru knows everything ok

  Summary

  “Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.

  Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.

  Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.

   

  ***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***

  Language:

  English

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  17 Jul 2026

  Bookmarker's Tags:

  • Short & Sweet
  • cozy reads

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  • Fluffy & Cozy

  Bookmarker's Notes

  Really enjoyed it