Fake Babies- Children that aren't Children
Reincarnation, Self insert, Time travel, changelings, ect.
Works where someone (or something) that isn't a child ends up in the body of a child. This collection is largely for mostly fluffy fics where poor souls attempt to raise or get accidentally (or deliberately) adopted by these not-childen.
(Open, Moderated)
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one man's miracle, another man's abomination by Beastrage
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
06 Jun 2026
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Eva is dead. Her death leads to her mother to change the world forever. To beckon in a age of bioweapons.
Eva is dead. But she wakes up, with new information packed into her brain. Such as her new reality being a video game in her old one.
Surely that'll shake things up?Series
- Part 2 of wrong body, wrong world
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Changing universes, getting superpowers, and merging mind and soul with a homeless orphan child isn't terribly dramatic or difficult. The parts before that really aren't all that much worse. Unfortunately, that's only the beginning for poor, unfortunate, Jacqueline Colere. Being small and adorable is a pretty good superpower, as is being mostly capable of making good decisions. And healing powers are pretty great, even if they’re also pretty useless in a fight. She even has good people skills (sorta) and surprisingly good knowledge, maturity and planning ability for a fourteen year old.
Now if only the universe she’d arrived in wasn’t a horrible, horrible mess in all sorts of ways, and maybe if she’d actually so much as heard of the story she’d supposedly been shoved into, things would be great.
Well, in comparison to her current situation, anyway. By this point, she'd take it.
Orderly has a TvTropes Page: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Orderly
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- Part 1 of Orderly and Related Works
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"What the hell happened? I'm fuckin' tiny!" All Jason had on was his Wonder Woman shirt from earlier, and that was just barely staying on. Jason slumped against the wall, feeling the frustration bubble in his chest. He was tiny, injured, confused, nearly naked, and alone in an alley. This wasn't good.
"I found him!" a voice shouted at the same time as light showered over Jason from above. He looked up quickly in shock. He knew that voice.
'You have got to be kidding me.' Jason thought. The light lowered slightly and he saw the smiling face of the one and only Officer Dick Grayson above him.
More Batfamily members shall appear later on!
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The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.Series
- Part 1 of EttWverse
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Rin: Got hit by Truck-kun and reincarnated. I know, I know, so cliche. How about you?
Obito: I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve got to get back. They gave me a week to accept the job offer and I’ve been here seven years now.
Kakashi: I’ll save you all this time. Then I can retire in peace.
Minato: I need more alcohol.Team Minato, featuring not one, but two OC-inserts, a time travelling Kakashi, and Haymitch, I mean, Minato.
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Stephanie Brown's Rapid Cognitive Decline VS Bruce Wayne's Impulsive Adoptive Disorder by YukinaZero
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Feb 2026
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Stephanie’s legs trembled. Her heart was a trapped bird in her throat, as she whispered out a desperate, “please, just eat me.”
Then, as if registering what she just said she let out an even more desperate scream,
“Please don’t eat me!”
Batman sighed. He actually sighed, and somehow that was so much worse. Like he’d resigned himself to the fact that, yes, she didn’t have a lot of meat on her, but he would have to suck it up because she was what the universe had served up for dinner tonight.
He reached out a gloved hand towards her. It was just one limb. Steady and gentle, like the way you might approach a growling, wounded puppy.
She wondered if Batman ate puppies too.
(Or, A chaotic SI in the DC world with faulty knowledge of canon does her best to make Bruce's life difficult for my sick pleasure! :D )
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- Part 8 of Batfam fics
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Ask The Ghosts if Honor Matters by AimeeLouWrites
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy XV, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
07 Feb 2024
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Cloud stands in the ashes of two dead worlds and breaks. Even with Sephiroth finally dead, there's no victory. There's nothing but a shattered man in a ten-year-old's body. Still, he can't die yet. He has to repay as much of his debt as he can. Becoming a weapon to protect the weak is easier than being a person, anyway.
It's really too bad that so many people end up disagreeing with him about what he's good for.
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- Part 15 of Divine Comedy
- Part 5 of Sunshine in the Celestial Spheres
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“So…” Luther’s irritating gaze weighed on Diego as he rounded the car. “You came?”
“Of course I fuckin’ came,” Diego grumbled.
Luther called. Did Diego want to come? No. Did he want to bundle Five into a car and drive nine hours to see the whole damn family? Also no. Did he want to say hi to his mom? Yes.
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- Part 2 of No Then Only Now
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Shadows of Yesterday by Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
15 Feb 2026
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“Dick…”
Right. He needed to focus.
“Little Wing?” Dick’s tone lost the harshness to it, as if sensing that Jason was teetering on the edge. He could always tell when Jason needed the grounding. He always knew. Could feel it from a mile away.
“Dick, I think…I think you have a son.”He closed his eyes, surrendering to the darkness. He forced his heartbeat to slow, and an eerie calmness washed over his thoughts. The last image that flickered through his mind was Aunt May’s lifeless eyes.
Peter hoped he wouldn’t wake up again.
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- Part 1 of Shadows of Yesterday