Pure Crack
My personal stash of Fics to make me laugh.
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Of Supervillains and Paternity Tests by onelittlebirdiesittingonthesill
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Jun 2020
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Midoriya Izuku is just getting settled into life in the dorms, as a rising hero, comfortable in his knowledge of Eri-chan's safety.
Then someone collapses the roof of the dorms, and Aizawa-sensei shows them the newly-rewound identity of All For One.
And he has freckles.
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how he live forever but ain't got time for his kids? by virxil
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Jun 2024
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“At the time it made the most sense that All Might was your father. But now, given your multiple quirks—”
“I just-it’s still just one quirk! My quirk is just weird!” Izuku protested weakly. No one seemed to acknowledge it.
“—given your multiple quirks, in combination to your relationship with All Might,” Todoroki continued, monotone, mercilessly objective, as Kaminari watched on in increasingly wide-eyed delight, “it makes more sense for his enemy from Kamino to be your father. The one with a lot of quirks.”
Todoroki posits a new theory on Izuku's parentage. It's all in good fun, until it isn't. Then it's the custody battle of the century.
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Childrearing for Cosmic Horrors by katydid for LittleLovelyLizard
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Mar 2023
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When baby Izuku is offered as a human sacrifice to the eldritch deity All for One, it turns out that All for One thinks “this child belongs to you” means “new son.” All for One has no idea how to keep a mortal child alive, so he recruits his human-loving brother for help.
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- Part 33 of Dad for One Short Fiction
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Awful for One by katydid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Mar 2023
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While high on painkillers at the hospital, Izuku creates a troll twitter account pretending to be All for One. The League of Villains, the Hero Public Safety Commission, and All Might all fall for it.
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Check in, One through Twenty, Go by sabertoothhousecat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Mar 2022
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Class 1-A makes check-in phrases to make sure no one’s an imposter.
After the war, it turns into something else.
Random bookmarks
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How Tony Stark Became the World's Top Arachnologist by Okbabe
Fandom Iron Man (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
26 Nov 2022
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The (Spy)der-Man Theory by skybluethoughts
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Mar 2022
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sin de(z nuts) @cindymoon
spider-man goes to midtown school of science and technology (@MSSTtigers) and peter parker is actually a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent working to keep spider-man's identity a secret: A Thread
5.2k likes 4.7k retweetsPeter Parker’s life went up in flames after a single tweet. Ok, that’s a little dramatic, but that was essentially what had happened if you were to ask Peter. All thanks to Cindy Moon, Peter’s life went from bad to worse.
It all started with a Cindy’s conspiracy theory about Spider-Man’s identity. How Peter supposedly being an agent for S.H.I.E.L.D. entered the equation was still a mystery, and he would be lying if he said the accusation wasn’t driving him insane. No matter what Peter said or did, all people saw was Agent Parker, the teenage spy protector of Spider-Man’s identity.
At least no one suspected him of being said wall crawling vigilante, but maybe that would have been better than the psychic damage Peter’s friends decided to inflict upon him thanks to the theory. If that’s how it was going to be, the best Peter could do is mess with them back.
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idle worship by dreamtowns for sitaray
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Aug 2021
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ERASERHEAD MERCH WHEN @erasercat • 2w
Petition to get new friends.
Benefits: No one would accuse me of being eraserhead’s lovechild. Listen. He’s my fave pro hero, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE RELATED
14k Retweets 24k Likes[magnifying glass emoji] @iced_soba • 2w
Replying to @erasercat
smells like a liar in hereERASERHEAD MERCH WHEN @erasercat • 2w
Replying to @iced_soba
im going to fight you.[magnifying glass emoji] @iced_soba • 2w
Replying to @erasercat
with what? your noodle arms?Having a secret identity makes falling in love very complicated, very quickly.
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The Cryptid Knight by whitebeltwriter
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series
04 Jan 2021
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Based on a tumblr post:
What if instead of Batman making criminals fear him through brute force, he instead freaks them out by being as inhuman seeming as possible (while still beating them with brute force).
In short: Batman is out here to scare the living daylights out of bad guys and he's having such a good time right now. -
That's why his hair's so big, it's full of secrets by Bonfirefly
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
24 May 2026
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“Ok, it wasn’t blackmail, exactly, I just let them know that I had some information on them that I’m sure they didn’t want getting out.”
“That’s blackmail.”
“Ok, fine, so I may have blackmailed the CEO a bit. But it’s not like I did it for anything bad!"
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Peter Parker knows Everything about Everyone then makes it Everyone's problem
(Inspired by this Tiktok!
(Newly added 7th chapter 5/24/26!)
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- Part 5 of Spidey-Man