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The Hockey Buzz ✅ @HockeyBuzzOfficial
[BREAKING] Text messages from the Boston Raiders' group chat during the years 2014–2016 have been leaked online earlier this morning. The messages, which appear to be from captain Ilya Rozanov’s phone, contain inappropriate, scandalous, and sexually explicit content. The Raiders' management has yet to issue a statement.Screenshots from the group chat can be accessed in the full article below. Reader discretion is advised.
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Jane
Okay, I read through that article. Mostly to see how bad it was and how much damage control needs to be done
And can I just say…
Baby, I love you and I trust you. And I know you love me too
But what the everliving fuck goes on in your team group chator: the raiders vs. modern texting etiquette
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In the Shadow of Your Heart by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2017
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And thus began the very strange circumstance of their fake dating in public and real fucking in absolute secret. It was, with no comparison, the weirdest relationship Draco had ever been in – which was to say, it wasn't one.
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
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Draco wears his white blond hair long, just like his father. Harry meets him at Madam Malkin’s shop, thinks he’s a very pretty girl, and instantly has a crush.
Draco Malfoy is not a girl. In fact, no one in this fic is gender-swapped. Harry’s just really bad at picking up gender cues in the wizarding world.
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Harry Potter’s life is going well in the aftermath of the war.
Sure, his house is dark and run-down and might hate him (while his house elf definitely hates him). But other than that, things are good.
Except, yeah, okay, Hermione and Ron are no longer on speaking terms. Worse, they keep trying to get Harry to pick sides. But otherwise, Harry couldn’t be happier.
Well. Except for the fact that Ginny is being super weird about their relationship and never wants to have sex or talk about the future. But other than that, Harry is perfectly fine, thankyouverymuch.
At least, he is until Draco Malfoy sues him for ownership of Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place.
Then Harry really isn’t fine at all.
Song Prompt: Misery Loves Company by Asking Alexandria