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  1. 61

    Something About Speaking Too Soon by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    27 Oct 2025

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    Tommy sighs, staring up at alien ceilings, breathing in alien air, probably and unfortunately digesting alien blood. He guesses he’s never breaking that two year Foster house streak. She probably thinks he ran away. He thinks what pisses him off the most. These aliens made him look like he couldn’t handle a measly fucking argument about curfew and ran away. He’s so pissed he could die. 

    Tommy stares at the unfamiliar planet, millions of miles away behind a glass pane, and still closer to him than home is.

    Die. 

    Huh. With a quick heartbeat, and an impending sense of doom, he thinks: He just might.

     

    Or, Aliens are assholes, and turns out, some of them are even human traffickers. Tommy learns soon enough that he values freedom more than trying to figure out what the fuck had to go wrong in his life to lead to him getting lost in outer-space. 

    Even more, Tommy learns right thereafter, that he loves Earth a little more than he originally thought.

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    Signals of Sentience by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    19 Oct 2025

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    The miscommunications continue.
    Technoblade is adjusting to life in space and recovering from his injuries. The rest of his crew are trying to figure out how to handle having a human around.
    They'll get there eventually.

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    A Government Guild to Managing Humans by

    Fandoms: HFY - Fandom  

    28 Apr 2024

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    A guide for various governmental agencies on how to make and keep Humans friendly as a group.

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    The Indomitable Human Spirit by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    21 Mar 2026

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    Technoblade didn’t want to be abducted by aliens. He WANTED to go live off his life as a hermit, safe and sound on Earth, maybe Mars. But he can’t go back now.

    A bounty hunter and a member of a new crew, he’s sure nothing too interesting will happen.

    …Phil. Phil please don’t adopt the strange bounty hunter.

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    A 6+1 fic.

    In which six times Techno uses his Human capabilities to protect and bond with his crew without them knowing he’s Human, and one time that they find out and protect him instead.

    UNFINISHED (?)

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    Be Water, My Friend by for Argentee, BairnSidhe, Mikaiyawa, NittuSidhe, Nymphie_Wolf, SharlHarmakhis, Sylph_Writes

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    08 Feb 2026

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    Violet was having a pretty terrible Saturday, and It gets a lot worse when she is stunned, then wakes up in the hold of a spaceship full of abductees.

    Or: How one trans girl with anxiety deals with being dropped into Star Wars.

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    Nothing to Offer (But Blood, Sweat & Tears) by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    10 Aug 2025

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    In all the time that he’d spent studying to be the best medic he could for his crew, Wilbur never thought that he’d come across a species quite like humans. They took what he knew about medicine and medical care and made it a whole lot stranger.

    After all, when they were injured, they’d just keep bleeding, like their bodies weren’t able to keep the blood inside. Didn’t they have anything to quickly clot their blood and seal the wound shut? Apparently not. Their blood clotted, but so much slower than everyone else Wilbur had ever met, making it far more likely for them to bleed out after some kind of battle.

    Which, unfortunately, his human crewmate always seemed to get involved in.

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    Wilbur misunderstands what is and is not an injury for humans as he tried to learn more about his new crewmate. As it turned out, there's a lot more than blood that's strange about humans. All Wilbur wanted was to keep his crew safe, but humans seem to always confound him. Techno, on the other hand, doesn't understand why his alien crewmates are so concerned for his health when he's perfectly fine.

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    Stowaways by for ASolacedCalamity

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF  

    07 Aug 2025

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    “I am afraid my comrade and I have boarded the wrong vess-el!” The human’s Galactic is rough around the edges, speech too polite, syllables too sharp. “We mean you no harm, fellow non-humAN—” Its words are cut off by what seems to be a sharp elbow to its ribs.
    “Shut the fuck up, Charlie.”

    or;

    Humans are the most feared species in the known galaxy. And the crew of the Syndicate have just found two hiding on board.

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    Born of Earth and Light by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    25 Jan 2026

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    H'zashi's feathers stood on end, blood boiling at the fear in the fledgeling's eyes, the way their running was flagging even though their breathing still came way too fast— He flew forwards, covering the remaining distance and swiftly whirling around the little Green, placing himself between them and their pursuers, wings spread wide. He put one wing back to cover them.

     

    Internally, he both cooed and cried when Green's hands immediately grabbed onto him, tucking close.

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    Or, MHA space AU. Featuring Human Izuku, Alien everybody else, accidental child acquisition, space road trips, mysterious circumstances, and plenty of hurt/comfort to go around!

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    Just us Deathworlders Against the World by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    29 Jun 2025

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    Midoriya Izuku was abducted by aliens. He went through unspeakable horrors at their hands, experimentation and research on him and his body. Then he was useless, thrown away to a fighting arena on a prison planet.

    Then he met a mantis alien, and they became friends. And he started living again.

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    know they doubted us (makes it that more marvelous) by for AmethystLavender

    Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP  

    20 Jun 2025

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    “Okay, but how are we going to do it?” FitMC sprawled in the co-pilot’s seat, one leg propped up on the dashboard. He was messing with a tangle toy, plastic coils wound between his fingers. “Federation Jewel’s well defended, those guards are gonna pounce as soon as two humans come in the door.”

    “Shoot our way in, shoot our way out.” Phil was lying sideways across the other chair in the cockpit of this ship, back against one arm and his legs over the other.

    Fit looked at him with his brows raised.

    Phil grinned at him, unrepentant as always.

    OR: two humans in alien space stage a heist.

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    What On Earth Is Happening And How Do I Get Back? by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    10 May 2025

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    I've been seeing a lot of Midoriya and Shinsou being the ones to get kidnapped by space traffickers but I thought I'd give Yaomomo a turn. This was inspired by a lot of what I read under the "humans are space orcs" tag
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    I was just outside training with Kyouka and then something pricked me and now I'm in a grey cell with a big black cat staring me down. What on Earth?

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    Menstruation Misunderstanding by

    Fandoms: Rolling With Difficulty (Web Series)  

    01 Jul 2024

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    In my Humans Are Space Cats universe, Kyana gets her period in space and misunderstandings occur.

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    Story Of A Terran by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    12 Jan 2024

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    Izuku is taken from Earth and sold into slavery. Some unexpected allies help him escape. Will he return to Earth or choose to live with his rescuers forever?

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    Human Cassandra (REWRITTEN) by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    21 Feb 2025

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    “Hey, Schmidt!” Derek shouted across the room, Cassandra rolled her head along her shoulders to look at him from her place next to Frannie at the pilot’s seat. “What?”

    “We were wondering, how did you lose all your- uh- you know,” He gestured in circles with his hands.

    Cassandra’s eyebrow raised, “Do I though?” To which Frannie elbowed her.

    “Are you sure you want to hear that story? It’s a rough one,”

    “Yes! It’s probably so cool, like those serial killer survival stories!” Riley jumped up, fist clenched in excitement.

    OR;
    Five times the crew members realize Cassandra isn't quite built like a human normally should be and one time they hear the whole story on how it happened

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    My Abduction Academia by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    24 Jan 2025

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    Below-zero, above normal by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    20 Sep 2025

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    Fermi, a human botanist, gets assigned to a cold type 3 Deathworld as a researcher. A bit chilly, but with a nice base and warm clothes nothing to be scared of. Her coworkers are lovely, and the work is intriguing.

    She makes very good friends in the two aliens who work with her.

    The only problem is. If the planet is trying to kill them all, for her it would need some effort, and for them it doesn't need to do anything.

    The cold will do them in on it's own.

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    Bonding With a Deathworlder by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    07 Mar 2026

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    Aliens. These were actual, real-life aliens.

    He’d realized it pretty much as soon as they walked in. But he hadn’t processed it until now.

    Meta abilities were rare. They started with that glowing baby in China and seemed to appear at random all over the world. None of those abilities were like this though. Nobody’s entire body changed like this, let alone a whole group of people changing the same way. That detail alone made it clear that these things could not be human at all. They were alien to Earth itself.

    Shinsou Hitoshi had just been trying to avoid his shitty foster home and now he was caught up in an alien abduction with eight other people. What was going to happen to them?

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    A Myriad of Miscommunications by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    19 Mar 2024

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    Technoblade is a human, abducted against his will and kept in a black market.
    Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are looking for something to protect them from pirates.

    Or: Humans are Space Orcs and Wilbur thinks one would make a good guard dog.
    Lots of miscommunication and a mix of perspectives.

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    Lifelong Disguise by for thatonecatoverthere

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    06 Apr 2025

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    “Ranboo? I’m here with the new study passenger.” Phil calls through the door.

    There’s no sound for a while, then he hears shuffling and soon enough the door is sliding open. It stops half way, a face peaking out. They look at Phil and him for a few seconds. Tommy’s eyes widen as this ‘Ranboo’ person steps out from behind the door. Flowy clothes nowhere to be seen, revealing a set of purple eyes and split skin. Half white and half pitch black. Like a black hole eating up a star.

    An Endarian.

    “H-hi.” The undoing of his life says.

    Or: Tommy, a very humanly human, hides this fact by pretending to be an Endarian. His plan is stomped on and thrown in a lava pit when he meets his new roommate, Ranboo.

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    bellpeppers don't belong in space by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    23 Nov 2025

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