2 Works in Kit's Favourite DC Fics
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The Best Laid Plans Of Tim Drake Oft' Go Fucking Awry by quotidian_void
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Sep 2024
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Wow, what doesn't happen in this fic?
There are Amazon Prime packages delivered to Batman from Red Hood in the form of a bloody and beaten Robin. This makes Bruce, Dick, Barbara and Alfred SAD. Tim sees that it makes them SAD and decides that he does not like them being SAD and he needs to get Jason back in the family and cure him of his Lazarus Pit Menty Bs (mental breakdowns).
So he comes to the only logical solution: meet Talia Al Ghul.
But Good Dad Bruce Batman does not like that so Tim does the only other logical thing: quit being Robin (by accident).
Then he goes to meet with Talia Al Ghul.
And he comes out with an assassin son.
So now Tim has to raise a homicidal bratty 10-year-old Damian along with running and hiding from the Bats while trying to cure Jason of his green eggs and ham rages and get the family back together.
Oh hey! What's that there in the distance! *zooms camera*
"J0ker waz HeRe 🤡"
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The Classic Shenanigans of Two Idiot Boys In Love by MashpotatoeQueen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
27 Feb 2021
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In which the papers get hold of the fact that Timothy Drake-Wayne is dating another boy, Kon is all chill, Tim is no chill at all, the internet is flipping out, and Dick Grayson is quite possibly the greatest big brother of all time.
How many kids does Wayne even have !? Like does anyone even know where he’s even getting them all???where did they come from
where did they go
Where did they come from Cotton Eye Joe?
I hate you all. SO much.
Did you see those Waynes? They popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES