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    A week after that rather disastrous banquet, Jaskier can tell Geralt's out of sorts. He decides to distract him, by bringing up another very important moment from the evening.

    "My balls are perfectly fine, I'll have you know!"

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    1,058
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    144
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    Geralt wants something from Jaskier. Jaskier is happy to oblige.

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    1/1
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    4,378
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    It turned out that being a whore wasn’t any worse than being a Witcher. Customers were more of an annoyance than anything, and the few who managed to make him grit his teeth were charged extra.
     
    The trouble started, of course, when Jaskier strolled into the brothel.

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    English
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    2/2
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    34
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    315
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    25
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    3,833
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    So many men and monsters had left their mark on Geralt. Jaskier was determined to leave not a one.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    27
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    1,073
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    125
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    5,954
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    Geralt gets back to the inn ahead of schedule, and catches his companion in an outfit he hasn’t seen before as he readies to go to a party. Conversations on trust and love ensue, as well as quite a few other things. Yes, Jaskier runs very late to his party.

    aka Jaskier wears a pretty dress and fucks the hell out of Geralt, also they’re very much in love.

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    36
    Kudos:
    850
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    148
    Hits:
    7,298
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    "Jaskier bit his lip, leaning in to press against Geralt’s side. He could feel a hand ghosting up his chest, up his neck, to rest at his cheek. Could feel the breath tickling at his ear, hear the pounding of the other’s heart. He smelled anxious, but excited. There was a heated scent there too- lust. Geralt turned to grasp the other’s hips, and Jaskier took the hint to sweep himself into his lap, pushing the witcher onto the bed and kissing him softly."

    aka

    Jaskier seduces Geralt during a meticulously planned date night, intending to confess his feelings

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    6
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    330
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    27
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    3,766
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    “You could’ve died,” Geralt says in a strange tone, and Jaskier takes one look at him and realizes—oh, he’s going to have to do something about that, isn’t he.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    182
    Kudos:
    7,664
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    1,236
    Hits:
    45,061
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    Someone tries to drug the Witcher with a sex potion. Jaskier learns not to steal people's drinks.

    Geralt deals with a feral, amorous bard while trying not to hurt him ... or reveal how very much he doesn't mind.

    If he’d asked, before, Jaskier would likely have gone to bed with him.

    But Jaskier isn’t some stranger in a tavern or a casual acquaintance with no strings. Geralt has come to treasure their friendship — as inexplicable and unconventional as it may be — and he has no desire to complicate things. Especially in ways that are sure to end in disaster.

    It seems fate, as usual, has other plans.

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    1/1
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    25
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    1,539
    Bookmarks:
    186
    Hits:
    12,419
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    “Your own damned mother did what now,” he asks, and he sounds… Geralt doesn’t think he’s ever heard him sound this angry. Still not at him. What the —

     

    He sounds like he wants to know.

     

    Well.

     

    He was the one sharing it without meaning it, he supposes he might as well get it off his chest. “She — she left me on the side of the road when I was eight knowing Vesemir would find me and knowing what was going to happen to me and I had no idea. Sorry if I think that’s plenty fucking enough, especially when everyone who followed after did exactly the fucking same —”

     

    Words die in his throat when Jaskier’s rough fingertips suddenly touch his face, brushing over his cheekbone, and fuck he also always forgets how Jaskier is really pretty much his height except when he gets this close, and he looks like he’s about to cry now, what the fuck —

     

    “Too bad,” Jaskier says, “I’m not going anywhere.”

     

    Or: in which Geralt is distressed without quite understanding why, until he does, while Jaskier has Opinions about it.

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    Kudos:
    1,904
    Bookmarks:
    314
    Hits:
    15,272
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    Fuck, what has he done until now? Told Geralt… nice things because he thought that he’d like to hear them and was proved right about it, on top of it?

    One day he’ll have a long chat with Geralt about how much his previous partners had no taste.

    Right now, though —

    “What,” he asks, moving closer, “that you’re lovely?”

    Geralt… doesn’t flinch, not exactly, but a few more tears fall down, and — “You don’t have to lie if —”

    “I’m not,” Jaskier interrupts him at once, letting his hands go to grasp his face, pressing their lips together to try and start making his point. “Fuck, you are lovely, other than drop-dead handsome, but then again I haven’t been staring at you like that for months for nothing.”

    Or: in which it turns out Geralt does have a praise kink that hits him harder than he'd thought. Jaskier is more than glad to indulge in it.

    Language:
    English
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    3,842
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    2,980
    Bookmarks:
    379
    Hits:
    28,077
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    Geralt has never had the chance to choose before, and now it's being given, he doesn't know how. How to say no to one, and yes to another, rather than yes to both.

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    English
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    25,083
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    294
    Kudos:
    1,457
    Bookmarks:
    307
    Hits:
    24,800
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    “You need to relax,” the bard says again, softer. “Let me help you with that.”

    Before Geralt can really say anything, Jaskier is already undoing the hooks of his doublet, tugging it off and switching his attention to the ties on his breeches, never taking his eyes off the witcher.

    “What the fuck do you think you’re doing, bard?”

    “Shut up, Witcher,” with a move of his head Jaskier gestures for Geralt to sit down, eyes still fixed on him, and for some reason, Geralt cannot resist. “Tell me how you like it.”

    Though the witcher understands, what Jaskier means, he can’t make himself say a single word, desperately trying to figure out why he’s still watching instead of telling the bard to stop fucking undressing.

    “Tell me how you like to be touched,” Jaskier insists, breath hitching as he slips a hand under his breeches and touches himself. “And imagine that everything I do is being done to you.”

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    1/1
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    Comments:
    45
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    1,001
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    144
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    8,814
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    Geralt wants to give Jaskier the same pleasure he feels-the pleasure of sinking into him. The problem is he's never quite enjoyed it. It's not unpleasant but never pleasurable either and Jaskier will not stand for this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    770
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    5,886
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    After the unfortunate consequences of Geralt calling The Law of Surprise, he retires to his and Jaskier's room angry and frustrated. Jaskier has an idea how to help.

    “We know little about love. Love is like a pear. A pear is sweet and has a distinct shape. Try to define the shape of a pear.”
    - Jaskier/Dandelion, The Time of Contempt

    Series
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    English
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    29,552
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    1,527
    Bookmarks:
    266
    Hits:
    31,814
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    It’s not that Geralt isn’t used to praise. He just isn’t used to how freely Jaskier gives it.

    Or: Geralt is emotionally constipated and stumbles into the fact that he has something of a praise kink. Jaskier is more than happy to assist. Both sort out their issues with far more sex and emotional maturity than is strictly in character for them.

    Language:
    English
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    3,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    766
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    5,921
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    “What's the magic word?” Jaskier teases.

    “Now,” Geralt growls.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    585
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    5,522
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    Jaskier has just turned sixty-three. It hits him about a week later that he should probably, definitely look older than he did in his twenties. Apparently, he is the only one who doesn't know why.

    Series
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    English
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    6,401
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    2,113
    Bookmarks:
    161
    Hits:
    25,349
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    Jaskier stills for a moment, and says far too casually “I wonder if you can come just from this, just from my mouth and fingers.”

    Series
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    English
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    1,317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    702
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    7,451
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    Geralt can't find words, can't think, he just wants. He hums out a high, whiny noise and Jaskier seems to understand. “Oh, you are gorgeous like this,”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    964
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    10,355
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    It’s just fucking. No kisses, no sweet nothings, no weakness. Just the scratching of an itch. Geralt can’t afford to think it could be anything else.

    It’s just fucking. No emotions, no softness, definitely no chance of Jaskier being on top - Geralt nearly bit his hand off at the thought. But it hurts, to know how Geralt thinks of those who bend over for other men, and it hurts almost as much to know that he won’t ever get to treat Geralt how the noble witcher deserves to be treated.

    It’s just fucking. Except it’s not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,292
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    1,505
    Bookmarks:
    233
    Hits:
    15,526

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