9 Works in Polygon Exchanges and Remixes

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    in this universe everyone has a sex power and brian's is fucking eggs into people

    ... turns out pat is very into that

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    You ever feel some feelings for an escort... haha oops.

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    You are a failing prototype. You’ve known this since the moment your core processor was switched on. Everything about you is faulty, from your wiring to your coding to the waxy skin that covers your chassis. Even your voice modulator, when activated, is jilted and static-y, half the words dying in your hard drive before they make it to your lips. This team has all but given up on you. They have more important work to do, with bots and AI that don’t spark and screech and jolt off the table. Models that function, the way you never will.

     

    You are P47-G1LL, and you will be given one last chance. You are not sure you want it.

     

    Brian is thrilled when he's invited back to Hopkins to intern for the prestigious Polygon Laboratories, but he never could have predicted the assignment that is P47-G1LL.

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    You google the Bureau of Enhanced Defense. There’s an actual honest-to-God link on the website to self-report preternatural abilities and help your community.

    You’re not naive enough to trust the government. But if you could do something more than fucking saving cats from trees —

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    Tomorrow Prince Matthew of Neuxmaine is to be wed to Prince Brian of Baltimere, and Pat — a member of the Neauxmaine royal guard — has been responding to Matthew for the last six days.

    Pat had thought it was a joke.

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    “The pursuit of happiness is a bourgeois affectation, like foxing. We want the thrill of taking something that we know shouldn’t belong to us.”

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    It's not that Brian doesn't know how to enjoy himself without Pat around. It's just, it's New Years Eve, and despite Simone and Jenna's best efforts to the contrary, he only makes it to about ten-thirty before Simone's cornered him in her kitchen, all seven-foot-eight-in-heels of her, leaning over him with red mouth frowning:

    "I swear to God, Brian, I am going to text him and completely blow up your spot if you don't at least spend New Years with him."

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    Pat's straight. Brian's straight. Right. They've agreed.

    Why can't they keep their hands off each other, then?

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    Three times Patrick has to talk about the social expectations of being an omega over coffee
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    One time he doesn't talk much.

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    This fic is just a trap to make you all read about gender studies because I do believe these millennial kids would not roll over and accept any social norms in any possible universe.

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