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Tony unclipped a necklace he wore most of the time for protection, a lapis, in the shape of a teardrop. Bringing it to his lips to bestow a kiss upon it before whispering a promise in his native tongue, “Que la luna y las estrellas te lleven a casa. El mar calma tu angustia y sus olas limpian tu alma.”
The lapis stone glows.
And the tidal waves reached for Tony’s feet, warning him.
“Who goes there?!”
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27 May 2026
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Shallow by The_Elle_CatLoki the only one with braincells from Asgard - huh that's sweet, yeah no def Liked Loki. Tony saved baby Loki
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Prompt: What each kiss means
"I made it..how do you like it, my prince?" Anthony looked nervous, rubbing his hands together before finally putting them behind his back.
'So.. precious..so dear to me.' Loki thought, as he tilted his lover's chin up, placing a heavy kiss on his forehead.
Kiss on the forehead; I hope we're together forever.
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Bookmarked by FaylenLupus
27 May 2026
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My Heartbeat by The_Elle_Cat -
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A short story about two witches and two familiars.
The two familiars who found home in each other. Maybe the two lost witches could find clarity in each other too?
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27 May 2026
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Cat's Eye by The_Elle_CatOh YIKES
Natasha was Tony's witch, not Bucky
Also of course Howard screwed over Tony before he was even born
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Jesus fucking Christ I just- oh my fucking God poor Tony
Howard you sick disgusting bastardAdding Liked Assassins even tho Nat is dead, she saved him, raised him and everything, she loved him and he still loves her
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Eye of Newt and a Ten Dollar Mop by lovelyirony
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
01 Oct 2020
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In which Tony finds out he's magic, finds out that mops are not proper substitutes for broomsticks, and Rhodey is remarkably nonplussed by magic.
(Also: Rhodey told everyone that Tony moved to Italy for a highly extensive D&D campaign. Asshole.)
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08 May 2026
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Eye of Newt and a Ten Dollar Mop by lovelyirony—
-Tony can’t fucking fly on a fucking mop.
-One broken arm later and a phone call to his mother later, Maria Carbonell is sitting on her son’s dormitory mattress and wondering just why the hell he lied to her about how he broke his arm.
Here was her son’s lie:
“Um. I broke my arm because dinner sucked.”
A.) There was no follow up.
B.) Her son is as bad at lying as she is.
Unfortunately, she did not announce her arrival, and so she gets Tony’s roommate opening the door and screaming that the liquor is in the second cabinet from the left.
Maria raises one eyebrow.
“Did Tony at least pick out good wine?”
“Uh...you’re Tony’s mom?”
“Yes.”
“I didn’t think you were coming to visit until move-out.”
“I...we had an interesting conversation. You wouldn’t happen to know why Tony actually broke his arm, would you?”
“Um...no.”
(Rhodey is also a bad liar.)
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Tony gets home about ten minutes later and promptly says:
“Oh fuck.”
“Is that any way to greet your mother?” Mom asks, already sipping delicately on her glass of water.
“Um...move-out isn’t for another month.”
“I know. But you lied to your dear mother.”
“How did you know?”
“You can never hide anything from your mom, and your excuse needed work, honey,” Maria answers. “So. How did you break your arm?”
Tony sighs.
“Promise me you won’t laugh. And don’t tell Jarvis.”
“What did you....what?”
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The mop.
Maria doesn’t laugh at first, at least until she sees the pictures that Rhodey took and chuckles.
“You promised me you wouldn’t laugh!”
“What were you doing? And why?” she asks, laughing. Tony rubs the back of his neck nervously.
“Um, well...funny story...”
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Maria should have known that her son would have her...abilities. But she had hoped that if he had never known the family, had never known what she could do, that maybe...maybe they wouldn’t come.
“So what you’re telling me,” Tony says, nostrils flaring, “is that there’s magic?”
“Yes,” Maria says. “And what we deal with specifically is good magic.”
“Oh, so I could’ve put Glinda the Good Witch on my family tree project,” Tony says sarcastically.
Maria scowls.
“Don’t sass me, Tony. I did it for your own good.”
“I set a car on fire!”
“Well, what kind of car was it?!”
“A Mustang!”
“Then that makes sense!” Maria says. “Your father drove one, and we all know how that turned out!”
Tony blinks for a moment.
And then laughs.
Maria starts laughing too, until they’re both giggling in the apartment, and Tony tells her about the grocery store incident.
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“I was already wreaking havoc when I was eight,” Tony whines. “But, this also raises the question of when are we doing a family reunion?”She stops, looking at him.
“They weren’t exactly pleased when I married a millionaire.”
“Not even when he became a billionaire and you got half his fortune?” Tony teases.
“Not even then,” she answers. “I have a...complicated relationship with magic.”
“As in, you don’t use it.”
“Correct,” she answers. “You don’t need magic in your life, and quite often, it gets you in more trouble than you anticipate.”
“Are you going to give me a ‘magic has consequences’ speech?”
Maria laughs.
“No. Magic, as far as I know, doesn’t really have consequences. The actions you do have consequences. You could blast up an entire country and as long as you don’t get caught, no consequences other than what you do to yourself.”
“Like having guilt?”
“Like having guilt. But enough about that, it’ll make you feel weird for a week if you keep thinking about it. I want you to light candles from two feet away.”
“Of course I can do that,” Tony scoffs.
“Sure you can.”
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Tony also sets the curtains on fire!
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Maria realizes that her son is perhaps just a tad (okay, a lot) more powerful than she was (and is).
So, she regrettably calls her mother.
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Tony groans.“Sure, Nonna. I will come.”
“BRING FRIENDS. HAVE GIFTS FROM POPE FOR YOU.”
“You...when did you have time to get gifts...the pope?”
“HAVE FRIENDS. COME!”
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find my soul and take me home by holistic_alcoholic
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Mar 2023
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Tony had no idea how he knew it. How he recognized the man’s moods, how he felt the glimpses of his habits. It was starting to piss him off.
He swirled around, breaking his attention from the man — a strangely hard task — and tried to play with the thing laying on a shelf, a fake cheap trinket, typical mystic crap. He failed. His hand went right through it.
That was really pissing him off, too.
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06 May 2026
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find my soul and take me home by holistic_alcoholic