Records Potentially Used For Fertility Rituals
An assortment of found records potentially used for old fertility rituals 😉😉. Yeah, I know, old meme. But it's a fun one so there. In case you hadn't gotten it, here lies the porn.
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Restraint by phai6688
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Mar 2021
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Luo Binghe wants his Shizun to want him more.
Shang Qinghua comes up a devious plan.
"For one month, you must not have any sexual relations of any kind with Shen Qingqiu!" Shang Qinghua crackled sinisterly.
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When Wei Ying wins the race, he yells out loudly, wet hair framing his face and trailing down to his chest, drawing Lan Wangji’s eyes to parts of his body he definitely shouldn’t stare at.
Then Wei Ying braces his arms on the edge of the lake and hauls himself up. Lan Wangji gets a very good view of the muscles in his arms ripple and the water dripping down his-
His mouth dries up and he quickly turns and leaves before he gets spotted.
It quickly becomes a routine to observe Wei Ying swimming, much to Lan Wangji’s dismay.
Lan Wangji goes to lectures at Lotus Pier. Wei Wuxian is very smart and very hot and very shirtless. Sex is involved.
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Overcome by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Mar 2020
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“I don’t know if this technically counts as dual cultivation since I don’t have a core,” Wei Ying said as he lay sticky and sweaty, plastered to Lan Wangji’s side. “But it has to be in some way, right? That's why it helps so much.”
This sent Lan Wangji’s heart into a series of complicated and unexpected flips.
Every time Wei Ying couldn't think past the resentful energy swirling though him, Lan Wangji helped him through it.
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tantalizing by graveExcitement for sparksfall
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Mar 2023
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Shen Qingqiu relaxes with some terrible tentacle porn, only to discover that this particular smut has strange effects on the reader.
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allow the ground to find its brutal way to me by orangesicles
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2024
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Xie Lian has not cared about keeping anything for himself in a very long time, but as he rolls his hips into Hua Cheng's tight heat, he realizes that this – this is something he'd die before ever willingly letting go of. And it isn't just about Hua Cheng's body, supple and strong and beautiful as it is; the kind of love Xie Lian has for him runs so deep it aches.
The wholeness of it is devout; it feels steadfast the way nothing in Xie Lian's life ever has, and so he pushes into Hua Cheng faster and says, "Forever, okay? You and me."
Random bookmarks
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Use Me As The Reason To Want by GabzJones
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
05 Jan 2025
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“Mn my gege sounds like he’s having so much fun,” Hua Cheng’s voice was husky and low, a mix of sleep and lust.
“San Lang!?” Xie Lian gasped, caught off guard. His hands slipped from Hua Cheng’s chest, nearly falling forward. His hips stuttered, stuck between the desire to keep seeking his pleasure and the embarrassed voice screaming in the back of his mind to stop.
Blinking up at him, Hua Cheng moved his hands to brush along Xie Lian’s thighs and coaxed gently, “It’s okay, don’t let me stop you. You look so beautiful like that, I want to watch. Please keep going. For me, gege?”
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Noise Complaint by bitchboynoy
Fandoms: 新しい上司はど天然 | Atarashii Joushi wa Do Tennen | My New Boss is Goofy (Anime)
15 Nov 2023
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Being roommates with Shirosaki is great. Except for the fact that Shirosaki doesn't realize his walls aren't sound-proof and Momose can hear his nightly masturbation sessions painfully well.
Momose is losing his mind.
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Terminal by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime & Manga), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
02 Jun 2026
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Kyouji is not thinking clearly. How in the hell could anyone, let alone a sinner like him, be expected to think clearly with a beautiful boy's cock bisecting one's ass on the train?
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Hands, Knees, Please by Anonymous
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2022
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"Gege, look at you, begging so shamelessly for more. What would you have said if you could have seen yourself like this eight hundred years ago?"
Hua Cheng, who was three fingers deep in Xie Lian, thought he knew what to expect from his darling, beloved, deeply out of his league long term lover and hysterical obsession. And yet, somehow, Xie Lian always managed to surprise him.
The crown prince burst into laughter.
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Weight Of Desire by Negora
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
17 Jan 2026
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“You are so—I can't believe that you were ever popular,” Satomi mutters, scrubbing his hand up and down his face and knocking his glasses up into his hair. He squints over at Kyouji as he readjusts the frames. “Or are you only this clueless with me?”
Honestly, that might be true. Before he met Satomi, Kyouji kind of thought that he had it all figured out.