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What you're doing is wrong. You know it's wrong. It's so wrong that it has literally broken the scale of things that are wrong and it's floating off in this space of things that are just-- wrong. Everything is completely wrong.
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How to Get the Hottest Omega Alive: A Comprehensive Guide (With Annotations by Dave Strider) by Kogarasu_Maru
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Jul 2026
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Bonding and Mateship is a complex affair, everyone struggles to find their One True Mate, that one person who completes you. Even the most famous, gorgeous omegas on Earth can attest it is no small task! What scent profile will get your ideal omega's attention? What will make you stand out from the crowd? Wonder no more!
We asked DAVE STRIDER, winner of Hottest Omega Alive seven years running, for his thoughts on the subject, and he delivered!
From his favorite scents to his do's and don't's for the Ideal Alpha, Dave Strider tells all. Check out these tips, and your omega is bound to be yours in no time flat.
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Bro makes Hal a puppet body. Then he uses it. Mind the tags.
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Dave wakes up on the roof of an apartment he left for his future kid. Houston isn't flooded and there is no blatant Betty Crocker Propaganda on the billboards around him.
There is someone breathing besides him, looking like a complete douche in an assholish combo of both hat and sunglasses.
He thinks that maybe he isn't as dead as he thought he was.
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You grab the needles, three of them, and flashstep to the bathroom.
“Don’t forget to choose somewhere with a prominent vein~ Hurts like hell if you miss!” The high son of a bitch sing-songs it from the living room. You know how this works, don’t need the final boss of crackheads to give you advice.
(Title Inspired by Black Glass - Machine Girl)Series
- Part 2 of Bro is the Brotherrr