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    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    14 Nov 2025

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    Everything A Decent Death Eater Needs To Know About Britain's Most Belovedly Feared Dark-Lord-Who-Definitely-Isn't-Back
    as reported to you by Harry J. Potter, the Boy-Who-Knows

    Harry needs a hobby. Luna offers to show him the ropes in investigative journalism. — In other words: Luna Lovegood is Luna Lovegood, Harry is so done with the Wizarding World, Ron is along for the ride, and Hermione really doesn't have time to stop Harry from becoming a Dark Lord.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    Comments:
    891
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    6,488
    Bookmarks:
    2,549
    Hits:
    89,523

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