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"Just realised the gaffer don't pat me bum, like, ever. Pep did it all the time."
Roy shrugs. "Americans. They think it's fucking sexual harassment or some shit."
Jamie makes a face like what the fuck. "It's nice, though," he says. "Like a little 'good lad' without having to speak, y'know? I like it." He takes a swig of water and bounces on the balls of his feet, awaiting further instructions.
"Then I'll stop fucking doing it," Roy grumps, but they both know he doesn't mean it.
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And Jamie likes free shit as much as the next bloke, especially free shit from Roy, whose attention he gulps down like fucking air, but it’s like — “Roy, mate. I’ve got me own money, haven’t I?”
(In which Jamie doesn't need a sugar daddy, but Roy just might need somebody to spoil.)
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They're steadily climbing the table of the Prem, Jamie's playing the best football of his life, things would be GREAT, except Roy won't stop putting his hands on him and his dad's gonna start drinking again any minute now. So if Jamie's a little tense, it's not his fault.
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The first time that Jamie watches Phoebe, it’s because Roy is desperate. But Jamie is infuriatingly good at it – like he is at most things – so it becomes a regular occurrence, much to the delight of both Phoebe and Jamie (and Roy, not that he’d admit it).
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i came prepared for absolution (if you'd only ask) by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
20 Oct 2025
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Roy, in that soft little part of him that cares about his best fucking friend quite a lot, wants nothing more than to comfort him, tell him he'll be alright.
"Tartt," he snaps. It turns out comforting is a difficult note for Roy Kent to hit. "Stay the fuck awake if it fucking kills you. No fucking passing out on the pitch."
"M'not... not gonna...," Jamie slurs, his hand resting limply across his face now. He gags, like he's holding back an upsurge of vomit, then swallows thickly. "Just... fuckin' dizzy."
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aka. jamie is badly hurt in training. roy feels terrible about it. somewhere along the way, feelings come to light.