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Peter Parker’s Guide to Hammer Hide-and-Seek (And Driving Thor Crazy) by blaintologist
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Oct 2024
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“It started off by moving it by an inch or two — maybe a foot — every so often, just to mess with him. As soon as Peter saw that Thor was starting to notice, he decided to go further.
Over the next few weeks, Peter made it his personal mission to hide Mjölnir in every possible corner of the Avengers’ floor.”
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peter parker is a little shit and moves around thor’s hammer
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Zombies (With Long Lost Guitars) by TonyStarkWasAbleToBuildThisInACave
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 May 2025
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It’s midday on a Saturday and Peter is fighting zombies.
Well, not literal zombies but some sort of rogue lab experiment that resembles the monsters enough to earn them the nickname, despite Cap’s insistence over the comms that they, under no circumstances, call them that. Something about risking the press getting the wrong idea or something equally mind numbing. Either way, Peter’s calling them zombies and he’s got the majority of the team, including Tony who normally shuts down his antics, calling them zombies and that’s all that matters at the end of the day. So…there.
Or: Peter gets distracted mid battle and has to justify to Tony the fact that he got caught off guard by a guitar solo
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The Time It Takes To Go Insane by Sleep_Deprived_Hooman_Bean
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Jan 2026
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Tony couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"What do you mean we're GOING ON A ROAD TRIP?!"Peter gave him a large grin.
"Oh, I mean that we'll have lots of fun adventures (and misadventures), play tons of games, eat poisoned snacks, fight over stupid things, race random people on the road, draw mustaches on everyone's faces, set myself on fire, and try to make it out of the road trip without going insane!!""I'm sorry, did you say set yourself on fire?"
"Ummmm... no?"
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Just some fluff and humor for those who need it, because we all know we do in this fandom.
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Too much chaos. by Taylors_roses
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Aug 2025
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The Avengers are having dinner together, and everything is chaotic.
(Or: Thor brings a goat, Clint accidentally kills it, Natasha interrogates Peter, Captain America destroys a window, Peter accidentally wields Mjolnir, and Tony accidentally gives Peter caffeine, which causes even more chaos.)
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- Part 4 of Irondad fics<3
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Boy Meets A Random Out Of Body Experience by natasha_romanoff_official (ashadeofgreen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jan 2022
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Peter astral projects, thinks he’s dead, and haunts the shit out of the avengers, trying to get them to notice that he’s in trouble. They think it’s a joke at first and attempt to document the sudden haunting of Avengers Tower, but soon learn that this isn’t a joke or prank. It’s all fun and games until they realize the entity is Peter, who has been out of his body for hours now.
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- Part 2 of Not Your Average Family