Hetalia
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After losing the Finnish War, in September 1809, Sweden signs Finland and Åland away to the Russian Empire in the Treaty of Fredrikshamn. In October, shortly after arriving in Saint Petersburg, Tino Väinämöinen disappears, leaving his young daughter on her own in Ivan Braginsky's house, accompanied only by the disjointed unit of Baltic and Eastern European states who couldn't care less about their new housemate.
Their indifference and pre-existing complexes quickly come crashing down on them, and the longer the Finn is missing, the worse their condition becomes, as questions of what defines their very existence in such an uneasy time bring everyone to their breaking point.
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Prone in the mud and before the mocking eyes of America's men, England accepts his defeat.
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Ludwig II approaches one of his servants--who is, unbeknownst to him, the personification of Bavaria--depressed about having to meet soldiers in uniform, an outfit he feels uncomfortable in.
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- Part 58 of Kinktober 2025
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Goal: Build England some muscle so he stops looking like a paper-thin British frame.
Process:
1. Drag an armored SUV (0 meters accomplished).
2. Race a humanoid Great White Shark at 25 knots (failed, became a human backpack instead).
3. Do 100 sit-ups in 90 seconds (failed at rep 21 due to Pavlovian conditioning).
Result: The British Empire's remaining stamina is thoroughly willingly drained in the bathroom.Or: The one where England tries to work out, and America is more than happy to act as his high-calorie and highly-distracting personal trainer.
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Housewife, homemaker, hit-man: Ivan has everything going for him. It's probably best if his husband only remains aware of those first two H's though.
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she is the sea, older than empires, and they are only nations. nations that will build, pillage and burn for the notion of her favor. some nations drown for her more than others.
she does not choose, does not belong, does not love as mortals love, but she remembers. the sea remembers and erodes them all.a story of salt and longing and the things we cannot hold, stretching across a thousand years of blood and beauty and the unbearable weight of wanting something that was never yours to keep.
or, what if the sea was a woman?
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- Part 3 of various tales of elysium.
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France has had many lovers in her long life. Here are ten of them. (A nyotalia fic: All canonically male Nations are female, all canonically female Nations are male).
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They lean into each other, pressing as close as they can get, America’s hands moving to run down her shoulders, to her elbows, forearms, then back up again. The attentive, kind touches make Russia’s tense muscles melt—they make her settle back into their moment, back home with America.
(When had America become home to her? Did she mean Alaska? She did not know.)
OR:
Russia spends some time in Alaska with America while their bosses meet.
A continuation of my other fic, I’m Playing With Fire (In the Sense I Feel Warm). Not a direct pickup from the ending of that one, though, so you may be able to enjoy this one with mild confusion.
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- Part 3 of Bet