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  1. Indiscretion Wed 23 Dec 2020 02:30AM UTC

    ["Oh, Zelda," he says, unable to hide his glee. "Still holding out hope after all this time? I think you may find your hero is rather... unmotivated."]

    oh my god is all my fucking around collecting pots and eating bugs coming back to haunt me

    Well, I suppose that's two changes. Ganondorf doesn't destroy Link's innocent village and the Gerudo are on board with his plan. Probably a better AU for a lot of people? Keeping chefs alive to make you great food means you have to keep the rest of the supply chain alive to provide ingredients for that food.

    [He lifts the cup to his lips and savors the strange mix of bitter alcohol and sweet fruit, tasting all the differences from the fermented mare's milk he had to settle for in the desert.]
    [laced, of course, Hylians have so much cloth they'll even waste it on napkins.]

    Probably better for Gerudo as well!

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    1. A_Friendly_Irin Wed 23 Dec 2020 02:38AM UTC

      The witches, at least, were on board with his plan in OoT. I don't know anything about the other games.

      And yeah, Ganondorf may be greedy, selfish, and spiteful, but that describes most kings anyway, so is Hyrule really any worse off? I interpret his razing the capital in OoT as a shortsighted childish tantrum he would later come to regret. He wants Hyrule's stuff, not to turn it into a smoking crater!

      In sum,

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