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The Languid Touches of True Love in the Night by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 May 2020
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Witchers have slow heartbeats and slow blood flow, makes it a lot more difficult to bleed out in battle. But there is another consequence of this mutation - it takes a long time for a witcher to get hard and orgasm during sex. They compensate with a particular potion, and Geralt has rather failed to mention this to Jaskier for the two years they have been together. Until he runs out of the potion when they are practically on vacation and has to explain it to Jaskier.
Jaskier is very intrigued just how long it will take without the potion to make Geralt feel good.
Happy, gentle sex with two men who adore each other.
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- Part 1 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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I Was Pledged to You, To You I Pledge Myself by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 May 2020
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When he is four, Jaskier escapes out his window to avoid a boring family dinner where his cousin was getting betrothed to someone. He just wanted to hear the frogs. Frogs sound neat.
That daring escape, and the rescue that it required changed his whole fate, because he was the one who ended up betrothed to a witcher - the plan to marry when he was 20. He didn't really care he got to hear the frogs croak, what did he care about this Geralt of Rivia?
As he grows up though, he ends up caring a great deal.
Scenes from Jaskier's life of meeting every witcher but his betrothed, until one day in a shitty tavern, he finally meets Geralt.
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- Part 2 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Some People Really Do Have Happy Childhoods by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 May 2020
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Jaskier never talks about his family, and Geralt, and the others assume he is like them - broken, unwanted. When he receives an invitation for a family wedding, he is tense about going home, and the wolves all agree they are going to protect their bard, from the villains that birthed him.
But it turns out, Jaskier has a really great family, and grew up well. That he doesn't talk about it because he always misses them too much.
The wolves have to deal with a loving family, and being accepted easily. It is a very weird thing to deal with.
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- Part 3 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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My Boyfriend from Rivia is Totally Real by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Jun 2020
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Jaskier accidentally lies to Valdo Marx that he had Geralt are in fact dating. And then he decides to roll with the lie and it just keeps growing and growing.
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- Part 4 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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They Aren't Actually Wolves, Mostly by anarchycox for ArthurtheGatekeeper
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Jun 2020
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Jaskier notices some tendencies in Geralt, that Geralt denies. When he meets an expert in wolf behaviour and dynamics, he learns a few things.
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- Part 5 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Promises Imprinted by Hands by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Jun 2020
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Geralt and Jaskier are finally a couple and finally settled in enough at Kaer Morhen that all of Jaskier's attempts at seduction are finally paying off. But sex with Geralt is very different than what he was used to with men.
He had always thought he had been having good sex.
Geralt has very much changed his thoughts about that.
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- Part 6 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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All The Things We Have Yet To Learn by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Jun 2020
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Witchers always have to pay more at brothels to find a woman willing to bed them, and it is a very bare bones service. This has lead to the wolf school having zero clue about all the wonderful varieties of sex and kink that is out there.
Good thing that Jaskier isn't just a bard but also a teacher.
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- Part 7 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Feels Are Weird, Just Blow Shit Up Instead by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Jul 2020
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Lambert doesn't get why no one understands how to cope with Ciri upon her arrival at Kaer Morhen. It is easy. Just you know blow shit up and don't treat her like a princess. It takes him years to see the giant crush she has on him, because he was the first person to truly see her.
Years of scenes in the ultimate brotp for life:Lambert and Ciri
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- Part 8 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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The Once and Never Again King by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 Jul 2020
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Geralt was once King of the North.
But that was a long time ago, and now he is a mercenary.
He comes across a bard protecting a girl who needs the sanctuary of the north and promises to guide them there.
And with them he finds his true purpose.
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- Part 9 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Golden Lips Pressed Against Skin by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Jul 2020
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Geralt has to hunt a very very old monster, which means the old methods of hunting. Instead of potions, he has to paint sigils upon his skin. He doesn't understand Jaskier's reaction to this, until Jaskier's reaction becomes very visceral and hands on.
And clues into something that has been brewing for a very long time.
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- Part 10 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Bitter Winter Days, Sweet Winter Nights by anarchycox for snarwor
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Jul 2020
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Geralt got dumped on the mountain top and is so heartbroken that Jaskier (after yelling at him for three days) promises to stick by his side and see him home for winter. 22 years and he has never been to Kaer Morhen, and finds out the reason Geralt kept him away was because he knew that Jaskier would crawl into Vesemir's bed and never leave and that would be awkward to have your best friend and dad fucking.
Jaskier takes one look at Vesemir and realizes that Geralt was quite correct in his guess at what would happen.
He fully intends to spend the whole winter in Vesemir's bed - but he has to deal with a heartbroken best friend, a recovering from injury Eskel, and Lambert who is...Lambert.
A winter of sex, sex, sex and maybe writing a few songs, swiftly and confusingly becomes a winter of teaching the young wolves how to take care of themselves.
But at least Vesemir is grateful for what Jaskier is doing and shows him said gratitude in bed.
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- Part 11 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Hands that Don't Dare Touch by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Jul 2020
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Jaskier fled after he and Geralt fooled around a bit, his emotions too overwhelmed. He wasn't surprised when Geralt followed after.
What surprised him, was that Jaskier actually got everything he had ever dreamed of.
Direct Sequel to Golden Lips Pressed Against Skin
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- Part 12 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Geralt and his Brand New Toy by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Jul 2020
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Jaskier's dick has caused problems, yet again, and this time, he is pretty sure that he will actually be killed. He begs Geralt for help, promising the witcher anything, everything to get him out of the latest jam. Geralt agrees.
A few weeks later, Jaskier finds out that maybe that promise was hasty, when Geralt says that the anything in question will be Geralt using Jaskier's body however the hell he wants.
And nevermind, Jaskier should have offered 'anything' to Geralt years ago.
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- Part 13 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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The Stars Shine on our Souls by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
28 Jul 2020
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Witchers when they meditate can astral project their souls, experience the world in a different way. A story that shows us the different paths they walk, and how Geralt and Lambert once had a moment, and finally decades later decide to act on it.
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- Part 14 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Loving You Is Not A Choice, Believe Me by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Aug 2020
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Geralt has a crush on someone and goes to people for advice. It doesn't go well, until he goes directly to the source.
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- Part 15 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Winter is No Match for Needy Hearts by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Aug 2020
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In his late thirties Jaskier is given the teaching opportunity of a lifetime and takes it, but it means no winter in Kaer Morhen, no winter with all his beloved wolves. Geralt swore this was fine, but turned out the wolves were well used to Jaskier and they don't even make it the whole winter before the climb down the mountain to find their bard.
What they find is a very overworked and tired Jaskier and they all are determined to make him feel much much better.
A very soft and affectionate pwp.
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- Part 16 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Those Who Look and Do Not See by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Aug 2020
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The extra mutagens caused a problem in Geralt and made him blind to the mundane things in the world. He exists mostly in darkness but can see monsters and magic in a way.
The story moves through two timelines - Geralt adapting to the blindness in the past, and coping with the fact that in the present he finds himself traveling with Jaskier who has never clued in that when Geralt says he is blind that he means it quite literally.
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- Part 17 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Inquiring Minds Want to Know by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Sep 2020
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Lambert feels that Geralt has become a moron since he began his relationship with Jaskier. But he can't figure out why. Finally he decides it must be sex while in love makes someone stupid. He wants to confirm his theory, and demands that Eskel have sex with him, so he can sort out the whole situation.
Eskel decides to just roll with it all.
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- Part 18 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Right Hook to the Heart by anarchycox for Ana_Kagetsu
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Sep 2020
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Jaskier wants Eskel to notice him. So he arranges for Eskel to teach him how to fight. It will be the perfect flirtation opportunity, it is a perfect plan. Mostly perfect. Look at least 20% of Jaskier's plans don't end in complete disaster. It is fine.
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- Part 19 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Lies Linger on Hearts Far Longer Than Lips by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Sep 2020
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Lambert loves to experiment with making vodka. Only one day the experiment becomes a potent truth serum. He has a choice, run away from everyone at the keep until it is out of his system, or maybe make everyone, especially Geralt finally deal with the truth.
Lambert is a lot of things that are good and bad, but he is never a coward, and it is finally time everyone was honest with each other.
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- Part 20 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts