Being Buddie: A Masterclass in Terrible Decisions
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Eddie’s voice was rough with sleep, laced with confusion. “What the hell are you doing?”
“Nothing!” Buck yelped, which was exactly what someone says when they are very much doing something. “I just—I need to go. Like, now.”
Eddie sat up, squinting at the chaos unraveling in his bedroom. “It’s almost five in the morning.”
“Yeah, I know,” Buck said. “I just… forgot something.”
“In your car?”
Buck looked like a man on the brink — and not the normal emotional kind. “I have to go.”
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A chaotic, flirty callback to the infamous ring cutter mention from Season 6 — Buck probably never thought he’d actually have to use it on himself.
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Buck wasn’t trying to snoop. Really. He just wanted one mildly incriminating photo of Chimney sleeping with his mouth open. But instead of revenge, he got… a very artistic, very revealing surprise courtesy of one Eddie Diaz and a tragically unlocked phone.
Now Buck can’t stop thinking about things he really shouldn’t.
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It all starts when Eddie finds out Marisol used to be a nun.
And once you know that, you can’t unknow it.He tries to power through, like he always does—duty, performance, all of it. Until Buck, in a moment of deeply unhelpful friendship, says, “I wish I could help.”
Eddie hears something else entirely.
And then he makes a very, very stupid decision.OR
Eddie Diaz makes one very stupid decision in the name of avoiding thoughts about his sex life. Buck answers the call.
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Buck didn’t mean to handcuff Eddie to the staircase. He definitely didn’t mean for Hen and Athena to get involved. But when you mix relocation stress, leftover tacos, and one very poorly labeled box, things tend to spiral.
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That time Buck and Eddie accidentally recreated Athena’s infamous cuffed-to-the-bed incident—only with more bruises, and less grace. (And yes, Hen was there for both.)
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Across the room, Chim groaned, leaning on his pool cue like Buck’s whining had physically worn him down. “For the love of God, just go on a date already! Eddie, take him out. Maybe then he’ll stop talking about it.”
Eddie blinked, caught off guard. “Excuse me?”
Hen snorted, immediately catching on. “Not the worst idea.”
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It started as a joke—Eddie needing to take Buck on a date. We all know what happens next.
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