nothing bad ever happens

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• baby, I don’t learn by cicak

  Fandoms: ER (TV 1994)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  16 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • John Carter/Lucy Knight
  • minor John Carter/Dale Edson
  • John Carter (ER TV 1994)
  • Lucy Knight
  • Dale Edson
  • Unsafe Sex
  • Dirty Talk
  • season 5 era
  • mild 90s era body shaming
  • john carter should go to therapy but its more fun that he doesn’t
  • the bisexual carter agenda
  • arrogant bitchy carter is my favourite
  • mild proxyfucking
  • Jealousy
  • minor dale edson/john carter
  • lucy sees the bisexual carter agenda and exploits it to her advantage
  • Competition
  • competitive assholes at work and play

  Summary

  Its not that he doesn’t have entirely legitimate reasons not to fuck her outside of HR rules and regulations.

  Series

  • Part 1 of nothing bad ever happens

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,084

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  31

  Kudos:

  99

  Bookmarks:

  19

  Hits:

  1,476

• living proof (of what it means to be loved twice) by cicak

  Fandoms: ER (TV 1994)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • John Carter/Lucy Knight
  • John Carter (ER TV 1994)
  • Lucy Knight
  • Unsafe Sex
  • or more risky sex
  • Pregnancy
  • Pregnancy Kink
  • (of a kind)
  • submissive John Carter
  • and he loves every second
  • Cunnilingus
  • Come Eating
  • Sex
  • Farce
  • Humor
  • risk it for a biscuit

  Summary

  After their hookup and the ritalin fiasco, Lucy decides to play a trick on Carter by making him think she's pregnant. There are no downsides to this scheme and everything goes perfectly.

  Series

  • Part 2 of nothing bad ever happens

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,626

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  36

  Kudos:

  107

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  1,416