tomato hobama series

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• As red as blood (and all the tomatoes that came before) by Anonymous for KannibalEm

  Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, One Direction (Band)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Jul 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Barack Obama/Harry Styles
  • Harry Styles
  • Barack Obama
  • Hobama - Freeform
  • inappropiate use of tomatoes
  • Tomatoes as Lube
  • Ketchup as lube
  • i hate tomatoes
  • this got a bit away from me
  • I am so sorry for this
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Smut
  • Dom Barack Obama
  • Sub Harry Styles
  • Bottom Harry Styles
  • Anal Fingering
  • Attempt at Humor
  • tomato fucking
  • Barack calls Harry his little tomato
  • I FUCKING HATE TOMATOES!!
  • this is how i see people who willingly choose to eat tomatoes
  • tomato kink
  • I don't know what possessed me to write this
  • Cross-Posted on Wattpad
  • no beta we die like my sanity while writing this

  Summary

  ”Good boy,” Barack whispered in his ear. Harry preened at the praise, so happy that Barack finally thought he was being good for him. ”My good, cannibalistic, tomato boy. Eating your own species, just because I ask you to.

   

  ”I’m not a cannibal,” Harry breathed out, a bit offended that Barack would suggest such a thing.

   

  ”Aren’t you, though? You’re my little tomato, eating another tomato. Is that not the definition of cannibalism? Eating the flesh of your own species, I mean.”

  Series

  • Part 1 of tomato hobama series

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,887

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  15

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  613

• 666 Tomatoes by Anonymous for KannibalEm

  Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Political RPF - US 21st c.  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Barack Obama/Harry Styles
  • Harry Styles
  • Barack Obama
  • Established Relationship
  • sorry about mischaracterization it's because I know nothing about either of them
  • author's poorly disguised hatred towards tomatoes
  • Nightmares
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Obama has a semi-religious fixation on tomatoes
  • Harry Styles has a semi-religious hatred towards tomatoes
  • Angst
  • this is sort of depressing I'm sorry
  • tomato metaphor
  • good luck trying to figure what i'm trying to say with this!
  • slight arson
  • sorry if this is this repetetive it's because I am sisyphos
  • a bit of shallow metaphysical pondering
  • hobama is real

  Summary

  Harry had begun to hate tomatoes.

  Series

  • Part 2 of tomato hobama series

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,710

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Hits:

  9