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The right choice by Meow_meow_void, Senchuu
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
06 May 2026
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Soleum with others locked in room for kissing. Let's fight!
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SOO CUTE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
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Sad Ilya
Dark, beautiful, fucked-up
Great writing
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Meeting with GOD turned wrong and now I have to survive in JJK by ObsceneWickedLunatic_or_just_an_OWL
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
24 Jun 2026
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I made a stupid joke to a GOD, so instead of a harem romance world I got sent to JJK with the objective of killing Sukuna, helped by a cruel [SLAVE DRIVER] personality system that secretly loves me? Which was created by ObseceneWickedLunatic_or_just_an_OWL™
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Ch 5
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Meeting with GOD turned wrong and now I have to survive in JJK
ObsceneWickedLunatic_or_just_an_OWL
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The attention made Toki dizzy, his head spinning, his fingers shaking against the blonde's shoulder blades. He loved being like this, surrendering to the guitar God– no, his God.
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Toki offers his virginity to Skwisgaar. He also worships him like a god.
(Everything in this work is completely consensual, even if it might seem ambiguous.)
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Teddy's your average Shota Hero: some leather armor, a shiny sword, well-worn boots, and a cock that could kill a god-wait what!?
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Tim Drake discovers two important things at the tender age of nine.
First, Dick Grayson is Robin.
Second, oranges (and, by extension, all citrus) are magical and can heal any ailment.
Tim is, despite being a certified genius, kind of an idiot.
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Investigating Physiologic Changes Induced By Protein AG0825 In Human Models: A Prospective Cohort Study by thfrstfrt
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
14 Jun 2026
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Background: A cohort of university science students (N=13) experienced acute-onset superhuman abilities following ingestion of unidentified food provided by a faculty member (n=12 exposed; n=1 unexposed(?) control).
Methods: Participants attempted to continue normal academic functioning despite emerging powers, unclear allegiances, and escalating interpersonal tension. Observational data were limited by rampant denial and inconsistent self-reporting.
Results: Statistically significant increases were observed in reality distortion (p<0.001), emotional pining (p<0.01), and poor decision-making (p<0.0001). The control subject displayed unexpected anomalies inconsistent with baseline human parameters.
Conclusion: AG0825 appears to grant adaptive advantages under acute stress, though side effects remain unknown. Further study is required to determine whether the primary threat is biochemical, institutional, or emotional.
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Thirteen science students eat free food and immediately develop superpowers. Now they’re juggling finals and a professor who may or may not be playing God.
(AG0825 for short)
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Cris is controlling and possessive. Leo loves it.
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In which Bruce forgets a few key facts, and Clark has to go along with it.
Or, the Bruce-Has-Amnesia Fic we've all been wishing for.
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AHHH I LOVE THEM
(Also short 53)
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Chapter 10 But It's Just Batshit Emotional Sexts by Dontevenmind
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Jun 2026
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Okay baby, BUT, and I am being so for real rn, picture this: I buy the car. Buttery soft leather. Like living breathing snarling tiger skin.
Glistening red. So shiny it looks wet, slick.
Doors scissor open so smooth for me, pushed high up in air spread wide like knees.
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She is purring for me, Shane. Under me. Warm.
SHE??
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Weird-ass extremely sappy objectifying kinky sexts that happen at some point after the final chapter of Not to Abolish, but to Fulfill. They are better if you've read the first work and have the full emotional/sexual/narrative context of the story to which it belongs. I intended for this to just be silly, but somehow it became relationship development I didn't realize the first work was lacking.
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- Part 2 of Not to Abolish, but to Fulfill
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“You know what’s the scariest part about all this?” Usopp asked.
“...Yeah,” Zoro replied, a bead of sweat pooling on his forehead.
“She’s acting like Luffy, but she still has Nami’s brain.”
“...Yeah.”
“She is finding ways to get us killed at sea at an efficiency that 99% of human brains to have ever existed couldn’t even come close to matching.”
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There were a lot of ways for the Straw Hats to discover that the captain and navigator were in a secret relationship. The Thousand Sunny turning into a bouncy rubber funhouse of cosmic horror was the worst way possible. Especially when the side effects of the captain doing *things* to the navigator in his wackiest state leaves her behaving more like him.Series
- Part 1 of Extremely Malleable
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Awesome fic
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Rumi's mind gets impulsive when she panics, the fans love to see it.
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Polytrix Free at the Idol awards
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“What the hell did you do, Potter?” Snape hissed over his head.
“It was an experiment,” Harry rasped, uncertain.
“Oh, splendid. And I gave you my informed, voluntary consent for this breach of reality?!” Snape was seething. “We are quite literally stuck in a vacuum!”
“If it were a vacuum, you'd have vaporised by now.”
“Oh, marvellous! So we’re in… what, nothingness?”
“Kinda neat, isn’t it?” Harry leaned back against him slightly, tipping his head toward Snape’s. “Just you and me. In this snug, endless… void.”
He rolled his shoulders, and there it was—a barely-there shiver that ran through Snape’s body.
“Now is not the time for jokes. And keep your distance, Auror Potter.”
“Professor Snape, I would—if my legs were cooperating.”
“Everything else seems to be. Back off before I drag you off myself.”
Harry, whose mulled wine had long since hit, took that a little too literally.
“Oh?” he said, voice lilting. “And how would you drag me off, exactly…?”
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so cuteeeeee
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Spent a year looking for this after I read it. 10/10
Mildly confusing but who gaf
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Hyuuga Hinata is three years old when Kumo-nin kidnap and immediately kill her. She returns, but not quite as herself.
Not-Hinata is everything Hinata isn’t; she’s abrasive, blunt, and confident. She deals with her problems swiftly and mercilessly, with only three exceptions. The first being the political struggle between the main family and the branch family of her clan. The second, the persistent looming cosmic threat of chakra permeating every aspect of this world (which no one else finds concerning). And the third, a boy her age with the lofty dream of becoming Hokage.
Hyuuga Hinata would much rather face political turmoil and lovecraftian horrors than Uzumaki Naruto. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of a choice.
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- Part 1 of Incomprehensible Universe
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Ch 36
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Pete's Lessons in Being a Certified Pretty Boy by prangprang
Fandom KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
22 Feb 2026
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I’ve read through 3 fics
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Chloe is taking a brief journey through the woods, looking for a mushroom from her mother, when a pair of elves decide to get in her way...
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- Part 3 of Chloe Stories! (And others)
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A collection of one-shots.
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You're Shanks’s greatest trial yet, not with blades or bounties, but with your relentless interest in his first mate. Especially since he was in love with you first.
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Ahanks
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