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Draco was sure there was something wrong with Hermione Granger. The signs were all there:
- Falling asleep in class
- No longer raising her hand (like a total swot)
- A suspicious amount of trips to the looAnd most egregious of all, she was ignoring him. Him. Draco Malfoy: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Ignored.
So naturally, he needed to fix her. But he was no Saint Potter. He wasn’t doing this out of the goodness of his heart.
Except it seemed his heart had other plans.
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“Granger,” Malfoy hissed under his breath. “Go snore somewhere else.”
“It’s called listening,” Hermione whispered out of the corner of her mouth. “I’m focusing on the sound of his voice — and I don’t snore.”
“You do snore,” he repeated, lips hovering somewhere near her ear. “Occasionally, you even drool.”
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Gonna Kiss You On the Boulevard by BearfootTruck
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Jun 2026
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A collection of one-shots involving Deku and Fem!Todoroki. Some will be action-oriented, some will be horror-oriented, some will be AUs, but all of them will involve everyone's favorite green bean and his relationship with the youngest daughter of the Todoroki family. Inspired by "Promise Ring" by quantum27
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Undertale: Shattered timelines Book I: Mercy, or Genocide (Yours to Decide) by Fandom_Lover12345
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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THE TIMELINES HAVE BROKEN
MANY COPIES OF SANS, CHARA, AND EVEN FRISK HAVE APPEARED
IN THE SAME VOID
YET THE SPOTLIGHT SHINES ON THE THIRD OF SUCH A LIST
WHEN IT WOULD NORMALLY BE THE FIRST
THIS SHALL BE VERY
VERY
INTERESTINGWHAT DO YOU THINK
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- Part 1 of Undertale: Shattered Timelines
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Patron Saint of the Lost Causes by Merrily_We_Along (Lovely__Days)
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
26 May 2026
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St. Jude Thaddeus: Catholic patron saint of desperate situations, hopeless cases, and lost causes
Jud periodically has this dream where he’s in a car that’s hurtling down the highway, weaving in between cars and swerving at sharp angles. He’s speeding towards an inevitable fiery crash. The obvious solution is to stop and try and gain control of the vehicle, but there’s a truck barreling behind him and he’s keeping ahead of it by a hair. Slowing down at all means an instant, devastating impact.
In this dream, he tries every solution he can think of. If he stops, the truck hits him. If he keeps going, he hits the median. He dies either way. Each way of dying is equally agonizing. He bleeds out while the car burns around him or he breaks his neck and punctures a lung, laying paralyzed while his lungs fill with blood.
The irony is that he’s at peace. No matter his decision, the end is the same. It used to frustrate him, but now there’s a serenity of things being out of his hands.
He’d told Langstrom as much before the man went to Rome and his face screwed up. “That’s not what I meant by surrender, Jud,” he’d chided. -
just a waffer theen portal by flootzavut
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Star Trek, Star Trek: Discovery
22 May 2026
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Dawn opens a portal to visit relatives; things get weirder from there.
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Downfall by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
18 May 2026
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“If he wakes up paralyzed-”
“He’s going to be fine,” Ryland muttered, running his hands through his hair anxiously. “He’ll wake up and be-”
“You don’t know that!” Jody argued.
“He’s going to be fine!”
“And what if he wakes up paralyzed, Ryland. You’re his brother,” she pleaded. “You know that will ki-” she caught herself, the words lodged in her throat. “You know it will break him.”
Ryland turned away from her, hands tucked into his pocket. He let out a shaky exhale. “I don’t care."
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When Colt Seavers is rushed to the hospital after free-falling twelve stories, his emergency contact and twin brother, Ryland Grace, rushes to his side. There, he and Colt's girlfriend Jody are met with the realization that the invincible stuntman, Colt Seavers, may not survive the emergency spinal surgery, and they need to make a decision:
How long are they going to let Colt keep suffering?
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- Part 2 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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the Great Vorpal Hare of Caer-Konig by Onebaddmoose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
23 Apr 2026
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post events: Sedna and Geraldus aid Lae`zel in search of a Githyanki creche rumored to be hidden in snow covered mountains but a blizzard forces them to take shelter only find they were not alone and Death awaited them with big pointy teeth!!
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- Part 19 of Faerunian Posey
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,313
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Hits:
- 12
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The Bright Side by StainedGlassCobwebs
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
19 Apr 2026
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After Jim makes a careless mistake during a diplomatic dinner, he and his entire away team are thrown in a dungeon, awaiting execution. Spirits are low, but Scotty has a bright idea to distract them from their impending doom.
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No, unfortunately we are out of nightingales, but could I interest you in a parrot? by Sputnix
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Apr 2026
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Warning: May contain atempts at humour
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No, unfortunately we are out of nightingales, but could I interest you in a parrot? by Sputnix
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Apr 2026
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Warning: may contain attempts of humour
Im Rahmen eines Monty Python Sketches kann etwas neues Beginnen.- Language:
- Deutsch
- Words:
- 726
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
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Crunchy Frogs and Crushes by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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Theo Nott proposes a terrible party game slash eating contest one Friday night at the Leaky Cauldron.
Hermione should and does know better than to accept the challenge, but when one piece of platinum blond wizardry flashes that infuriating smirk, there is very little she can do to resist.
As always, Draco Malfoy succeeds at getting under her skin, and the consequences of the game... they might turn out to be either mortifying or very interesting.
The reward for winning the contest? It's written on a folded napkin - waiting to reveal who's been far too infatuated for quite some time.
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Dastardly Delirium (The Guests who say "Ni!") by graediant
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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On the morning of her wedding to Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger knows she isn’t having second thoughts.
She’s certain about Draco.
Certain about the life they’ve already begun.
The ceremony was just a formality or at least, it should have been.Choosing a muggle wedding first was meant to make things simpler. A way to honour her family without having to choose between the two worlds that she belongs to.
But as she stood before the mirror, an hour from walking down the aisle, the divide between muggle and wizarding expectations felt more pronounced.
And then, just as the wedding is about to start, something goes wrong. Something she can’t explain. Something no one else seems to notice.
And for the first time, Hermione isn’t sure she can trust what she’s seeing... or hearing.
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Hermione is tutoring Draco for Muggle Studies and the next unit is Muggle Philosophers. She hands him a list of them and expects him to come back with information on each one.
A week later he comes to her excited about something he discovered.
It's not what she thinks
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The Eighth years are tasked with a project to promote unity, or McGonagall will see to it that they have no future careers. There's no room for bad blood in the future.
Their grand plan?
The House Games.
Hermione thinks it's a great idea until it all goes wrong.
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Interconnected but non chronological Spuffy drabbles.
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Let's Not Go to Ivalice, 'Tis a Silly Place by MakenaiOokami
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Final Fantasy Tactics
25 Mar 2026
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Genesis huffed. "Didn't you remember anything from school, Zack? I'm the brave and noble Delita Heiral, of course!"
"Delita's a piece of shit and you know it," Angeal cut in. "And besides, how come you're such a stickler for historical accuracy when you let Cloud bring in two halves of a coconut?"
Genesis's eyes darted over to Cloud, who was practicing mimicking the sound of chocobo footfalls with his coconuts. "We'll… just say we found them."
"Found them? In Ivalice?!" Angeal's voice began to raise a tad. "The coconut's tropical!"Or: AGSZC gets set loose at the Nibelheim Ivalice Faire. Zack teaches Sephiroth how to have fun, Genesis is a general bitch about historical accuracy, Angeal almost dies of alcohol poisoning on purpose, many Monty Python references are shared, and all hell breaks loose. For Fanfiction Exchange 2026 CrackFic Fest
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Spike is very drunk.
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Loot of the Rings Book 1: the Grouping of the Ring Guardians! by Arcaninerulz
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, lotr - Fandom
11 Feb 2026
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Loot of the Rings- Not Another LOTR Parody!
Book 1: The Grouping of the GuardiansGludalf and the Habbits of the Shore set out to save the world from Seamron, a wrinkle free despot! Yes, it’s another LOTR spoof! Corn chips, flying tomatoes, and epic chase scenes abound! WARNING: 4th wall may not remain intact, lots of meta-awarness within!
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A Heavily Laden Swallow by Supergeek21
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2026
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Over the years, Crowley and Aziraphale have needed to communicate discreetly... sometimes in less conventional ways than others.
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- Part 94 of Guess the Author Ficlets
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Waterboy goes down hard in the aftermath of a frantic and sudden mission that required the whole Z-team.
The ever-dysfunctional Z-team is then forced to work together to make sure that Waterboy stays alive until they can contact emergency services and get him proper help. This is easier said than done, though..In any other situation, the team would rather not get personal with Waterboy, but now they're required to take a small step into the personal life of this weird dork..
...oh, and also, they have to find a way to gently tell Waterboy's poor grandmother that her grandson might be dead without giving her a heart attack.
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EDIT: Remind me never to try this hard at writing a fanfiction ever again, fuck me. I can't believe I wrote and posted this, as if anyone even gives a fuck, then submitted it to the contest. Imposter syndrome is killing me because I don't have people recognizing this as a notable fic, or even a "waterprism" fic. Maybe because it comes in later? Idk. If you liked this, please leave a comment. Otherwise it doesn't feel worth posting anything.
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- Part 1 of DISPATCH | Sparkling Water saga