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REWRITE: Dragons Speak Parseltongue Too, You Know by Potterwatcher
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2024
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"I'm all right!" Harry stood up and waved frantically at the keepers with his right hand. He would have used his left as well, but there was a dragon egg glued to it.
He did a double take. Nope, that was definitely a dragon egg. Only, this egg didn't look like the other eggs anymore. Instead of being off-white, it was a dark silver with swirling black designs etched into it. But somehow... Harry knew that the designs were runes, and that they were there because of him.
"It is beautiful." Ignis said approvingly. "My egg chose well."
"The egg chose me?" Harry asked in wonder.
"Yes."
Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this results in him bonding with one of her eggs as a Draconus Amicus. Watch as Harry navigates his new status, makes new friends, and discovers new enemies. Of course, Luna is involved and regularly breaks Hermione's brain along the way. And... Fred has a thing for McGonagall? Who knows.
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Ch 23
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Chapter 23 2024 Author may be dead (supposedly 16 chapters ready but unposted)
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Coltland Oneshot Anthology by ShalourTrainer
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
07 Jun 2026
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Crunchy Frogs and Crushes by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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Theo Nott proposes a terrible party game slash eating contest one Friday night at the Leaky Cauldron.
Hermione should and does know better than to accept the challenge, but when one piece of platinum blond wizardry flashes that infuriating smirk, there is very little she can do to resist.
As always, Draco Malfoy succeeds at getting under her skin, and the consequences of the game... they might turn out to be either mortifying or very interesting.
The reward for winning the contest? It's written on a folded napkin - waiting to reveal who's been far too infatuated for quite some time.
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Povídka inspirovaná druhým dnem Májové výzvy - téma č. 2. Hranice
A současně dárek pro mou kamarádku Katku, kterou vyústění příběhu, doufám, potěší.
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- Čeština
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- 537
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365 stories
730 prompts
Use a random number generator (As I shout "Thanks Google" too my little friend on my desk) for two prompts, use the one that first clicks with you and return the other to the list.
Story must be a minimum of 100 words.- Words:
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Unconnected codywan tropes. A mix of fluff and crack. Please note that angst is illegal here.
(Well, it started as tropes...)Unless otherwise stated, please assume that Palpatine dies in some horribly mundane way, for example:
- choking on a grape
- choking on fish bones
- speeder accident
- trips over own cloak and falls down the stairs
Obviously without him there to orchestrate everything, the war comes to an end, and all my boys live happily ever after.- Words:
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Downfall by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
18 May 2026
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“If he wakes up paralyzed-”
“He’s going to be fine,” Ryland muttered, running his hands through his hair anxiously. “He’ll wake up and be-”
“You don’t know that!” Jody argued.
“He’s going to be fine!”
“And what if he wakes up paralyzed, Ryland. You’re his brother,” she pleaded. “You know that will ki-” she caught herself, the words lodged in her throat. “You know it will break him.”
Ryland turned away from her, hands tucked into his pocket. He let out a shaky exhale. “I don’t care."
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When Colt Seavers is rushed to the hospital after free-falling twelve stories, his emergency contact and twin brother, Ryland Grace, rushes to his side. There, he and Colt's girlfriend Jody are met with the realization that the invincible stuntman, Colt Seavers, may not survive the emergency spinal surgery, and they need to make a decision:
How long are they going to let Colt keep suffering?
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- Part 2 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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In the Latter Half of the 20th Century by serpercival
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who
23 Jun 2023
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Beginning of October, 1969, Martha Jones and the Doctor arrive without a TARDIS and no place to stay. Who better to say hello to than some of the Doctor's oldest friends?
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Harry should have come out and met someone when he was younger. He should have seen a doctor about the pain in his hip while youth was still on his side. Now, he's made his peace with dying young, but maybe not with dying alone.
Draco should have got the Kiss. He should have died in Azkaban decades ago. Instead, guards throw him in a Ministry lift with a dying man who could stand to live a little.
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this fic is a fever dream - i love it, but it also hurt to read....
i love to come across a fic that centers sickness/disability
the rainbow elevators were a hilarious touch - especially harry thinking they were soundproof
can't wait to read this again
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Caerbannog by Goofy_Boss
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Mar 2022
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Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!---
All for One believed victory was in his grasp.
Unfortunately, he failed to take into account how feral the Ninth Holder of One for All could really be.- Language:
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Cody's General is dead.
That doesn't stop him.Series
- Part 4 of Codywan tropes
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Fate/Further Unofficial Harem Antics by OverMaster
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night (Visual Novel), Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night - All Media Types, Fate/EXTRA, Fate/Apocrypha
21 Aug 2023
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Irisviel von Einzbern may have been stuck in the Greater Grail, but at least she had her wonderful adoptive son to watch over. And with a Holy Grail War fast approaching-- Oh, if you don't know the rest already, go check on kamenhero25's Fate Harem Antics and then read this. It won't make sense otherwise. Compiling the extra material posted in Questionable Questing.
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- English
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- 10,282
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- 2/2
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- 15
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- 22,026
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Bedivere saves a witch. Both of them are more than they appear to be.
"Vampires are neither inhuman nor nonhuman nor all-too-human; they are simply more alive than they should be."
- Nina Auerbach | Our Vampires, Ourselves -
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After an event in her childhood, Tsubame remembers another life. Though her memories vague, she realizes she has somehow been born into an anime/manga. She can't tell which as her memory fails to give her titles and "orange fire" is not specific enough to help her narrow it down. It's still enough for her to realize she needs to change.
Tsubame takes a look at her life and decides to make changes.
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- Part 5 of The Bunny Hutch
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- English
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- 9,372
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- 4/?
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The Stories of the Tarsus Nine by Huntress8611
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Oct 2019
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This is a series where I will post all of my Tarsus IV related works. It's about the Tarsus Nine, which includes the canon characters with edited backstories as well as my OCs. I also made OCs for the seven other kids that died before Starfleet arrived, as I'm planning to have some stories involving them. The timeline is a little messed up, and by that I mean that I have exactly zero sense of continuity and if you attempt to put my stories on a timeline you will fail miserably. I tend to change small piece of backstory in each fic. Also, there's one fic where the ages of some of the nine are changed. If you try to put these on a timeline a lot of them probably won't fit because I'm shit at timelines and am very liable to switch up miniscule things in backstories from chapter to chapter and from fic to fic.
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Fairy Tale Retellings by Bouncey, inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Nov 2025
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Last Read Fic: 14
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Patron Saint of the Lost Causes by Merrily_We_Along (Lovely__Days)
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
26 May 2026
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St. Jude Thaddeus: Catholic patron saint of desperate situations, hopeless cases, and lost causes
Jud periodically has this dream where he’s in a car that’s hurtling down the highway, weaving in between cars and swerving at sharp angles. He’s speeding towards an inevitable fiery crash. The obvious solution is to stop and try and gain control of the vehicle, but there’s a truck barreling behind him and he’s keeping ahead of it by a hair. Slowing down at all means an instant, devastating impact.
In this dream, he tries every solution he can think of. If he stops, the truck hits him. If he keeps going, he hits the median. He dies either way. Each way of dying is equally agonizing. He bleeds out while the car burns around him or he breaks his neck and punctures a lung, laying paralyzed while his lungs fill with blood.
The irony is that he’s at peace. No matter his decision, the end is the same. It used to frustrate him, but now there’s a serenity of things being out of his hands.
He’d told Langstrom as much before the man went to Rome and his face screwed up. “That’s not what I meant by surrender, Jud,” he’d chided. -
WHUMPTOBER: 2024 - MCU Fics by SageAndSourdoughBread
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Henry IV - Shakespeare, Henry V - Dan Jones, Henry V - Shakespeare, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Hollow Crown (2012), The Hollow Crown: The Wars of the Roses (2016), Thor (Marvel Comics), Thor (Movies), Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
27 Dec 2024
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Whumptober! I may end up skipping certain prompts because I find them boring, or I just don’t have time, but for the most part I’m actually trying to complete this challenge. Mostly Loki-centric, but involves a variety of characters, ships, and plots.
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The Wolf, the Maiden, and the Chicken-Legged Hut by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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In which Milena de Roggeven goes looking for a mighty warrior to save her people - in the demesne of Baba Yaga.
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- Part 10 of Fairy Tale Retellings