15 Works in Camera Two (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
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Sequel to Love, Handled.
A few weeks having passed since their dramatic (and violent) love confession, Guillermo and Nandor continue getting frisky while Guillermo processes his feelings. Some romance and roller skating takes things deeper--both emotions, and you know, that other thing.
Takes place after the end of season 4.
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- Part 2 of A Million Little Misunderstandings
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“Did you perhaps get a message from a ghost in your dreams?”
“No…” Nandor cannot possibly tell her that his dead horse from the 13th century appeared in his slumber and told him that his vampire killer familiar is the love he’s been looking for. But Nadja and the doll are looking at him suspiciously so he blurts out a “yes” with defeat. “So is it possible, then?”
“No. Whatever that ghost you saw told you, honey, it was your subconscious.” Nadja could have shown him a crucifix and he would have preferred it.
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Courting Rituals of the Twenty-First Century. by Starkiller239
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
25 Jun 2022
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Anton comes out to his pack after the slurs they threw in Viago's direction. This leads to him and Stu going to try to make amends with the vampires, and Anton and Viago developing an understanding that gradually leads to affection and more.
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Upon returning to Staten Island, Guillermo lies and tells Nandor he has a boyfriend.
Now both of them are on a quest to find love of their own (and maybe make the other a little jealous) that will inevitably lead to wedding bells.
If that wedding goes well?
Well, that's anybody's guess.
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Intercourse and Some Light Housekeeping by Oneshotshipper
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
04 Jun 2022
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Nandor expresses what he's looking for in a partner.
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Every so often, the vampires remind Guillermo that they are not human—or too human, pushed to the edge by a greedy hunger deep in their souls. Like a pack of wild, starving dogs. Guillermo felt a perverted ache in his bones at the constant possibility of being ravaged. Being drained by wandering hands.
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Gizmo, Try The Dildos (With a Crew Member) by vrm_vrm
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 May 2022
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They did get a recording of Guillermo trying the dildos, but not officially. Camera Two is hot for little slut Guillermo (he's still a virgin).
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When Nandor and Laszlo ask Guillermo about his penis, he realizes that neither of them know he’s trans. This wouldn’t be a problem, except his top surgery is coming up and he’s going to have to take time off of work…
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“My first wedding,” Nandor sighs, eyes wandering as he searches for the right words, “It was a political arrangement, to death do us all play our parts. With Guillermo it is…personal and eternal and must be the perfect day to be talked about forever more.”
The camera zooms in on Nandor’s expression as though to ask: ‘what could possibly go wrong?’
“It’s not everyday that a vampire weds his familiar,” the interviewer declares, keen to assuage Nandor's fears.
“You are right,” he agrees, sitting forward with hands on his knees, giddy like a child with a secret. “I have made Guillermo a wonderful gift. You must see it.”
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Or, in light of his impending marriage, Nandor talks to the crew about Persian wedding traditions and shows off a gift for his intended.
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Staring at the Sun [HIATUS, not CANCELLED] by fullyfrankie
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 Nov 2021
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Guillermo stumbles from Laszlo's coffin onto English soil, the closest to Hell he's ever been. Nandor is left bereft, listless, and on a plane headed to Spain, hoping to salvage whatever he can of his 'Eat, Prey, Love' journey. After being torn apart, the two of them will travel across the continent, encountering demons, vampires, bad decisions, wild parties, fake fangs, symphonies, poor customer service, and more, on paths that sometimes converge and sometimes drift apart, but always with the goal of returning, in one gleaming instant, to the only constant in their lives: each other.
My take on season 4, focusing almost exclusively on Nandor and Guillermo, done purely for fun and to stave off the gnawing hunger for resolution that 3x10 left me with. Ten "episodes," each as long as they need to be, with accompanying soundtracks and sometimes illustrations. Tags will be updated as each "episode" is released. There will be blood, and yearning, and hopefully a whole lot of fun.
12/16/2024: I AM PLANNING ON COMING BACK TO THIS. WWDITS fandom… watch out.
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The wwdits documentary crew in a group chat. That is all.
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The Only Living Boy in New York by sistermichael
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Jan 2021
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OSHA’s heart palpitations continue as our heroes try to outrun a hurricane, break a number of National Park Service ordinances, and get a little too metaphysical for comfort.
Mysteries are solved and bagels are consumed in the final installment in The One Where the Crew Has a Betting Pool.
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"They hold the ceremony in the front hallway, the place of John’s “ascension.” Guillermo covers the walls with crȇpe paper, pennant banners illustrated with happy horsey faces, and neon-colored Lisa Frank pony posters. Bunches of horse-themed mylar balloons are anchored in every corner. The portrait of Nandor and John is displayed on an easel in front of a rickety antique table holding two bowls: one filled with sugar cubes, the other filled with oats. It looks more like a little kid’s birthday party than a horse funeral, but Guillermo tried his best. He always tries his best. Whether or not Nandor notices or appreciates that is another question altogether."
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Guillermo arranges a funeral for Jahan and Nandor gives him a reward for his kindness.Series
- Part 8 of Soft Nandermo Hours (Stand-Alone Fics)
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Nandor decides to throw Guillermo a surprise party for his birthday.
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- Part 1 of What We Do in the Shadows
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Sweet Seduction on the Silver Screen by sistermichael
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Aug 2020
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Summer is fast approaching New York. The vampire docuseries has been put on hold indefinitely and life seems to have returned to normal for the crew--until Camera Two finds himself hosting a certain nighttime visitor.
Part Two of The One Where the Crew Has a Betting Pool dives off the edge of canon and lands rather ungracefully amid hipster beer, sex magic, and an oddly-perceptive North Jersey merman.
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