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    After their wedding, with some guests still around, Shane learns how well Ilya took their time apart following the tuna melt incident.

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    Connors and Marlow snitch.

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    “No, but you guys don’t understand, Roz was an absolute asshole that season!”

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    The hot mic incident was just the beginning.

    Now the internet watches in real-time as Ilya’s Spotify playlist gets leaked (with NOTES), Shane attempts subtlety (narrator: he fails), they bicker about boy bands on late night TV, someone admits to having a ring for six months ON TWITTER, and approximately 20 different social media platforms collectively lose their goddamn minds.

    Featuring: journalists having breakdowns, Reddit threads that require moderator intervention, TikTok compilations with 1.2M views, brand partnerships from Skittles, a plague of engagement speculation, and two hockey players who cannot stop being chaotic disasters on main.

    The fandom was writing fic about them. Turns out reality is messier, queerer, and somehow MORE unhinged.

    [or social media reacts to the week following the Hot Mic Incident™, told entirely through tweets, Reddit posts, Instagram stories, podcast transcripts, and the world’s most romantic Spotify playlist]

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    “Uh, yeah, I did!” He chuckles, running a hand through his hair. Fushiguro opens his mouth like he wants to say something more, but Yuuji barrels forward.

    “I mean, the bikini lady was hot, sure, but, uh, also really juvenile, you know?” He blurts out. “And like, I wanted something that was, uh, more… representative of my current interests?” Nailed it.

    Fushiguro furrows his brows. “So… you got a poster of Sasuke instead? From Naruto?”

    “Mhm!” Yuuji nods aggressively. “Love Sasuke. Can’t get enough of him! I just adore the whole show. And the manga! Such a huge fan! I really enjoy the, uh, extended metaphor about cycles of hate and generational trauma. I eat that stuff up! I just don’t own any of the manga. Or the merch. So, uh-” Yuuji gestures wildly behind him. “- Poster.” he finishes awkwardly.

    “... Gotcha.” Fushiguro replies slowly.


    Yuuji replaces his bikini model pin-up with a poster of Sasuke from Naruto. Which could mean nothing.

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    Regulus Black is suspicious of his brother and his brother’s friends. There is something they’re hiding and he’s going to find out what it is.

    Which he does. Somehow, this also leads to him earning a new identity, a new nickname, and the boy of his dreams.

    [or, Regulus is a smart cookie, James is a smitten fool with a honey obsession, Sirius is confused, and Remus is sick of being beaten up by that upstart badger.]

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    What if Bakugou heard exactly what Monoma said to trigger blackwhip and put together the pieces himself?

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    It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
    “Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
    Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
    Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
    “Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
    “The kid.”
    “Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
    “Your stepson did these calculations?”
    “That’s not entirely—“
    “Bring him to me,” Tony commanded.

     

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    “Long ago, Iris,” Holmes said, “I consulted on a rather open-and-shut case. It was nothing special. Actually, I completely forget what happened. Ahaha! But no matter. What’s important is what the culprit told me after he was caught.” He put a hand to his chin. “Agitation. Moodiness. Restless urges. These were all justifications this man gave… for his crime of murder.”

    “Murder… Wait,” Iris said. “Holmesie, you don’t mean…”

    “I do.” Holmes met her gaze, straight-faced. “For some reason, I want to kill Master Naruhodou.”

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    In the beginning there were a select few people who knew what was going on between Andrew and Neil. To everyone else, well, they were roommates.

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    After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. Especially since Imperial Intelligence just told him that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected...

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    After Gesner's joke goes awry, Kaiser has to explain to Ness what "German porn" is and why it used to be so popular. Ness doesn't get it.

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    It’s been 2 weeks. Two weeks since Mob had been trapped inside the game.

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    “Took care of them? What the hell are you talking about Verity, don’t tell me you…”

    “You don’t need them anymore Mob. You’re Mine.”

     

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    Verity traps Mob inside Minecraft and Mob tries to seduce his way to getting back.

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    Dan must prove he is good at Mario Kart if he wants a reward :)

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    “And who are you with?”

    “The Petrova Taskforce. I believe you know why we exist.”

    “I do know what the Petrova line is,” I agree. “If you’re coming to a middle school science teacher about it, I must be your Hail Mary.”

    Stratt’s face splinters into a small, sharp smile. “Yes. I believe you are.”

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    It hits Will one day. It wasn’t a gradual creeping idea; he just woke up one morning, turned to Mack’s face creased in sleep and drooling into a spot on the pillow, and knew. That was it then, he loved him. And he wasn’t stupid, something gnawed at his soul, and wondered what it meant when a straight guy - okay, well not a *straight* straight guy - loves another guy. What do you do after you realise what you are to one another? (and how do you get that stain out of the living room carpet?)

    What does it mean to mean something?

    Dear God, what the fuck was he going to say to Colleen.

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    A few weeks before running their first camp for the Irina Foundation in the summer of 2019, Shane arranges for him and Ilya to fly to London to meet with some British footballers who run their own charity kids camp. Ilya insists on treating it like their first couples vacation, and on playing sexy stranger in the hotel bar.

    Neither of them could have foreseen that Scott and Kip would also be on vacation in London, and also staying in the same hotel.
    Scott and Kip proceed to drag Shane and Ilya on an evening out, during which Ilya and Shane have to pretend they definitely aren’t in a relationship, and Shane definitely, definitely does not have a plug up his ass.

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    Jongin borrows Momo’s lipstick to try it out at home, only for his boyfriend Sehun to catch him in the act and take over.

    [Written for Nini Planet Fest Round 36]

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    Shane Hollander is on vacation.

    This is, objectively, a great idea. There is sun. There is a private villa. There is Luca, who fits into Shane’s life with the ease of something long-established. Brotherly, familiar, and currently eyeing the entire resort like it’s a personal challenge.

    There is also Ilya Rozanov.

    This was not mentioned. This was not in the plan.

    It’s fine. They’re fine. They’ve always been fine. Years later, different lives, perfectly capable of sharing a beach, a drink, and conversation that slips a little too easily into something familiar.

    Fine enough not to think about it.

    Around them, things stay uncomplicated. Luca is already making decisions Shane will have to deal with later. Marley is encouraging him. Svetlana is watching like she already knows how this ends.

    And Shane, who is absolutely, completely fine, starts to realize something mildly inconvenient:

    nothing else ever really measured up.

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    "So. I somehow got shot into space, lost my memory, everyone else died, and this is what's going to haunt me?"

    Grace gestured wildly with the sticker.

    "My AO3 stats?!"

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