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Live, Laugh, Laser Cannons by glitterinsect
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
06 Jun 2026
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“I am Groot.”
“♩♫♪♩♩♫♪♬♩!” Rocky sings.
“I am Groot?”
“♩♫♩♩♬.”
“I am Groot!”
“♫♩♫♪♩♬♫♩!”
Grace doesn’t understand a single word of what Rocky is saying. “What is happening right now?” he asks, somewhat desperately.
Two instances of cosmic anomalies bring two different spaceships to the same universe. When both crews become stranded on a hostile planet, searching for a way to get home, they'll have to work together to survive.
Grace is seriously out of his depth here, but he does enjoy studying all this new alien life. Rocket is teaching Rocky, his new engineer buddy, all kinds of fun things. Quill and Mantis are glad to be back with their family (even if they are stuck on a deadly planet that's trying to kill them at every opportunity). Drax hates the colour pink, Groot hates the acid rain, and Nebula just wants to keep all these idiots alive.
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This Meeting Could have Been a Thrum- I Mean, an Email. by Des98
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Staff meetings are a necessary evil. Ryland Grace would still prefer to Thrum them, please and thanks.
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Everyone updates Stratt on their progress. She wishes they were less annoying about it. At least Ryland has snacks.
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A bird and a snake.
One should fly away. The other should let go.
Neither of them do.
Or— As a monster and a single father, Nuno has spent years building his life around one simple goal: protecting his hatchlings. Love was never part of the plan.
Then the Freak Circus rolls into town, bringing problems with it, fellow monsters, and a certain Harlequin who refuses to stay out of Nuno’s life.
His love sinks in like poison and at some point, Nuno can no longer pretend that he doesn’t want to get bitten.
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A Mexican mother is white-sodomized while her young daughter bears witness.
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Power couple, Wanda Maximoff and Agatha Harkness, are about to enter into a marriage of convenience. Agatha cares about her job and security. Wanda cares about status and image. On paper, this is set to be the wedding of the century—perfect food, perfect guests, perfect flowers, perfect first dance. The problem? They’re two white ladies who can’t carry a beat. Enter Rio Vidal, professional dancer, who is hired to choreograph their first dance before the big day. Through their lessons, Rio helps Agatha find her rhythm and so much more.
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Romcom where hot architect Agatha crushes on hot dance instructor Rio, but Big Red gets in the way because they're like engaged or whatever. Minimal Wagatha shenanigans. Trust the process.
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Heaven (Must Be Missing an Angel) by chubbysloth11
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
18 May 2026
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Rocky and Ryland happen upon a bloody submarine in space. When Rocky says he detects another heartbeat, he and Ryland find a man covered in blood inside.
Things get interesting when the man calls Ryland an angel and doesn't seem keen on letting the nickname go.
Or, 5 times Simon called Ryland by the wrong name and the one time he got it right
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Ruin and Rebirth: The Heir to the House of Ruin – Volume I by arcticwolves
Fandoms: Original Work
16 May 2026
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Fourteen-year-old Orion Herakles Àìríran has spent his life inside Saint Bartholomew’s House for Unclaimed Magical Children, an orphanage built on discipline, secrecy, and beautiful lies. Clever, guarded, and dangerously observant, Orion has survived by learning the hidden languages of power long before he understands the magic buried in his own blood.
When an ancient rite exposes that Orion was never truly unclaimed, but deliberately erased from a powerful inheritance, his life is dragged into the politics of old magical houses, buried family legacies, and institutions eager to control what they cannot understand. Claimed by a lineage tied to ruin, root, water, stars, and thresholds, Orion enters the Argent Lyceum, where every room watches, every alliance has teeth, and every offer of protection may be another kind of cage.
As the Concord moves to seize authority over him, Orion must decide what kind of heir he will become: a weapon, a ward, a symbol, or something far more dangerous.Series
- Part 1 of Ruin and Rebirth Series
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EXCLUSIVE: Prince Shane Hollander and Formula 1 driver Ilya Rozanov spotted in heated argument at royal charity gala.
Or: four times they almost exposed their relationship, and one very royal birthday that finally revealed everything.
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- Part 5 of hockey didn’t happen
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Oh I LOVE ITTTTTT
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Mission Debrief; or, Ashley Graham's Weirdest Sleepover Ever by maryloohoo
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
03 May 2026
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Ashley & Leon have finally made it off the island, but their rescue is still hours away. So what else can they do but find shelter, settle in, and try to get to know this person who they trust with their life? Also, how did Ashley get Leon into that chair?
Talking points include: Journalistic Integrity, How Much Can You Bench?, Taking the Ring to Mordor, the Shitty Limbo of Being 27 & Traumatized, Loops, Full Name Powers, and Unapologetic Compliments.
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I’m more of a Cleon girl, but I dabble in Leshley and this is adorable! I love their banter and the random questions were so silly!
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The 5 Weirdest Vlogs that Dr. Ryland Grace Sent Back to Earth by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Apr 2026
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Eventually, the Beetles return to Earth with all of Grace's recordings on them. Naturally, someone at Buzzfeed is going to write a listicle about it.
Look, we here at Buzzfeed have our own ways of honoring that Guy Who Died In Space To Save The Entire Planet.
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- Part 2 of phm works
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Growing Sideways by BriefExhalation
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jun 2026
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“Is just the new routine, okay?” Ilya pleaded, his voice breaking. “The pills were working and now there is more stress so I just need to get used to it and will be fixed, okay?”
“How bad is it?”
“Shane, please.”
“Ilya, you promised no more secrets, no more hiding. How bad?”
He covered his face in his palms, his elbows resting on his knees, and took in a shuddered breath. “...bad.”
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After Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander get married, Ilya discovers that his depression won't magically disappear just because he finally has love and a real family. He gets to live and work with Shane full time now that they are on the Centaurs, but it's becomingly increasingly difficult to hide his deteriorating mental health from his husband. He's haunted by dreams of his mother and the fear that his depression and the hockey world's eruption about their relationship is ruining Shane's life. He has to swallow his pride and begin taking SSRIs, navigate the side effects of medicating his depression, and learn to accept love and support from those he loves most. Will the shame eat him alive or can he finally learn that he's worthy of love even at his lowest?
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Kakashi Hatake was used to missions where everything was simple: a target, an order, an outcome. The shinobi Academy did not belong on that list. Iruka Umino was used to carrying the fragile, noisy world of children on his own shoulders and to not expecting help. A forced partnership. Reports, students’ tears, and far too much time spent side by side. Trust forms before either of them realizes it, and closeness becomes a threat that cannot be ignored. As long as the lights in the Academy stay on, each of them will have to decide where his line is drawn.
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Dana prided herself on knowing everything about the ED. She didn't understand how she could have ever missed this.
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Beck had to admit that he was having a fun time sailing with his son, yes he didn't really have to do much, he spent his time able to carve once more while he watched his son laugh and play tag, or fish. Got to cuddle up with his boy and tell him stories of their adventures and vice versa.
What he was not expecting was the training.
He'll never be able to look at Hide and Seek the same way again.
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When Hu Tao cancels movie night and insists everyone at the sleepover to take MBTI personality tests, chaos quickly follows. Keqing, the ever-serious, rolls her eyes at the results—until Hu Tao gleefully announces which personality types are “most compatible” with her, to the entire group’s amusement.
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She had cracked her phone pretty bad on the way home from University. Mid-story too. But that night, when she was asleep, that crack leaked out forces even she couldn’t comprehend…
Five men who came from her favorite video game.
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for your eyes only by chemicalizes (obfuscates)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Jun 2026
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nothing that i don’t already know by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Mar 2026
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hockey twt socmed fics ft the neutral zone podcast
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letters from hedwig aka Harry Potter Works by liillyliilly
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2026
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Harry Potter Characters x Reader (with a given last name, no Y/N or L/N used)
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Don't let your cat pet you trend... But it's Ranboo. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
07 Jul 2021
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Tubbo decides to imitate and record a trend he saw on Tiktok, but since he didn't have a cat around to do it, he decided to do it with Ranboo. It's not like there's much difference between a cat and his husband.
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