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  1. 57

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    Ilya has always claimed he doesn't have any pregame rituals.

    Well, maybe just the one…

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    Jungkook is taking care of Jimin and his hair after a gig, with a little help from his fellow members.

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    In an effort to keep Caine in the loop after he freed them from the circus, the gang keeps in touch via a private messaging app.
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    Some fluff for all our broken hearts.

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    Regulus and Sirius suspect that James and Severus are into something. They realise it during a family dinner.

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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    Luca signs up for friendly threesome edging and accidentally enters the Edging Olympic finals against two highly competitive perverts who clearly have a different view on the concept “vanilla.”

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    Ch1: Shane and Ilya edge Luca to the absolute brink.

    Ch2: Ilya is edged and overstimulated until he cries, then it’s Shane turn.

    This fic is completed. There will not be a third chapter.

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    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    “We’re just, well-“ Choui hedges, then glances round as if he’s looking for back up.

    “We’re worried that you’re a bit too controlling,” Hayes blurts out. “Of Rozanov.”

    Shane opens his mouth to respond, but he closes it again when he realises he has no fucking idea what to say. He’s - what?

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    Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”

    “I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”

    “Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”

    “Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.

    “♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.

    “What?”

    “Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    ILYA: Tell Bretscher we have the condoms.
    ILYA: €5 for one. €12 for three.
    LUCA: 5??
    ILYA: Swiss use Euros, yes?
    ILYA: Don't tell me you use stupid currency too.
    LUCA: ...
    LUCA: We have Euros for Italy.
    LUCA: Five seems like a lot?
    ILYA: Tell him we have other customers. Take it or leave it.

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    Ilya starts an underground condom ring at the 2026 Winter Olympics.

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    TROY:
    Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?

    Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media

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    Years after running away from home with Sif, Loki is doing well in New York with a new 'family' and a successful bakery. A delivery to the local police precinct kicks off a series of events that swamp the little konditori; Clint plots unsuccessfully, Steve and Phil pine, Darcy cackles and hauls people for Late Nights Out, Sif advocates for more sex, and Twitter continues to be a bane of Loki's life, especially when one Tony Stark enters the premises.

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    Assi wakes up in a new universe as a Jedi youngling.

    She’s not powerful nor trying to be. She’s just grateful for a second life and plans to enjoy it while it lasts. She knows the Jedi are doomed, and if things go south, she’s ready to go down with the Temple. But until then? She’s just vibing.

    Then one of her silly holos goes viral.

    Suddenly, she’s wondering...maybe they just need better PR?

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    “You’re really into this stuff, huh?” Seungmin says, sounding far too entertained.

    Hyunjin scoffs, flipping his hair dramatically. “Well, yeah. Space is fucking awesome. And honestly? It’s kinda fucked up how little people know about it. Like, you ever think about how the Moon is literally drifting away from Earth every year? Every year, man.” He widens his eyes. “At some point, it’s just gonna fuck off into the void.”

    Seungmin hums thoughtfully, swirling his drink. “That’s terrifying.”

    “Right? Like, what if one day we just look up and—bam! No more Moon. That’s some existential horror shit.”

    or: hyunjin, an artist with an obsessive love for space, spends an entire night mansplaining rockets to a guy at a bar—only to later discover said guy is literally an aerospace engineer

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    When Klein, Audrey, and Leonard encounter the door at the end of the Hall of Truth, the entity behind it awakens.

    With Klein's connection to the grey fog severed, corruption burgeoning within their spirit bodies, and the three of them stranded deep within the Sea of Collective Subconscious, the trio sets off on a harrowing journey through the Mind World to return home.

    (Or: we all wished the Hall of Truth lasted longer. What if it did?)

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    unconnected hollanov/heated rivalry fics all by the same author (it's me, i'm the author) // blanket permission for translations (posted on ao3/linked), podfics (posted on ao3/linked), art of any kind inspired by the fics in this collection! i would love to know about them though

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    Soundwave ignores the rather hyped up Seekers until he is cornered and a rather unexpected request is made, a request which a negative response is not accepted. Taken from TFanonkink

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