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i'm unhinged and you're undone by carcrashtheory
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Jun 2026
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A few tables away, he'd noticed a teal-haired young man stealing glances at him from where the knights sat. Illuga's only ever heard of him before, yet he'd recognized him immediately as Lohen from the 5th Company, if he recalled correctly.
How curious.
Lohen looked at him like he knew Illuga could use a mistake that night.
--or: in which illuga is dead tired of being the perfect captain and wants to fall apart for once... and lohen is his mistake just waiting to happen.
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Haruno Sakura was just a sleep-deprived surgeon who happened to like a niche, low-rated visual novel named “The Dark Prince” for reasons that even she cannot quite comprehend. So dying tragically and waking up in its mysterious, dark world didn’t exactly inspire happy feelings in her. But what choice does she even have when the plot DEMANDS her participation?
Wherein, instead of reading “The Dark Prince: The Prequel”, Sakura Haruno experiences the twists and turns of the plot for herself in her new reality.
Comedy.Romance. smut.
SASUSAKU MADASAKU ITASAKU-
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Ch.2
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😋✌🏽
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Five times Kaiser and Isagi tried to reveal their relationship to the public. And one time everyone finally believed them.
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After the ring, Hermione Granger is finished with old Malfoy magic.
Unfortunately, old Malfoy magic is not finished with her.When Draco asks her to inspect Briarwick House, he leaves her with one warning:
Do not let it define you.
Briarwick House is awake, opinionated, and very interested in whatever is happening between Hermione and Draco.
It opens doors. Prepares tea. Monograms towels.And, worst of all, it keeps trying to define them before they can define themselves.
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- Part 2 of The Return Policy Universe
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WIP 1/? Part 2 of the “The return policy” PrimaveraSarah
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The Renovation Clause
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When I say Shotgun, you say Wedding by Castiels_Bumble_bee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
14 Jun 2026
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Bruce just wants to go home and sleep a full 8 hours for once, so you'll have to forgive his audible grumble when Oliver Queen walks to the front of the room where most of the leaguers are gathered. He does not want to deal with the emerald archers post mission dramatics.
"Hey everyone, I know were all running on fumes after that battle, but these crisis situations tend to make people romantic."
Oh God, if he has to witness another vow renewal between Oliver and Dinah, if he has to buy one more toaster oven for the pair, he might collapse on the spot.
"My son, Arsenal-Roy, as you all know, is getting married." That brought Bruce's thoughts away from Ollie shoving his tongue down the blonde's throat and making off with his kitchen appliances.
Roy Harper was getting married? To who?
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After an all hands on deck just league mission, Bruce gets invited to a wedding; little does he know that his son is the one getting married.
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Yunho and Mingi are the star athletes of their university's football team, boyfriends, and completely inseparable. When new transfer student Wooyoung joins the cheerleading squad, he accidentally enters their lives and suddenly neither Yunho nor Mingi can stop thinking about him.
Or: Yunho and Mingi have been in love for five years. They're about to find out there's room for one more.
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Why do you keep disrupting Adrien’s time with his friends? by Booksforthelost for Crisis21
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
12 Jun 2026
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Gabriel keeps using his akumas to interrupt Adrien's time with his friends.
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- Part 58 of Gabriel Agreste is an idiot
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You're an angel, I'm a dog by fern_writes_stories
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jun 2026
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Eighteen Earth-months ago Rocky arrived home on Erid after saving the stars with a quirky alien in tow. Grace The Saviour soon settled down on Erid, kitted out with his own biosphere, and happily using his foreign knowledge to enlighten the Eridian masses who chose to become his students. Things were good for Grace--really good.
Then a crew of Eridian scientists performing a routine check of the solar system, monitoring how the astrophage is responding to the taumoeba, come across something especially unusual. Inexplicably, they find a displaced cluster of astrophage floating through deep space, alarmed to realise that the microbes seem to be feeding on the radiation emanating from a crudely-constructed ship of some kind, bound together by a strange organic material. Even more alarming was when they sensed *life* inside of it--*human* life.
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This Asexual Would Like to Return to His Rocks, Please and Thank You by Des98
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 May 2026
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Vat-com, question?
Vat-com, statement.
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"Ship-ettes" of life aboard the Vatt. Now with 53% more Gremlin!Olesya.
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Ilya Rozanov is Now Live by Itsallfine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.
Ch 1: Friends!
Ch 2: …Uh, friends?
Ch 3: Definitely not friends.- Language:
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if it's my chance I'm gonna take it by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Apr 2026
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The problem is that Shane’s not just a sweet, occasionally funny, soon to be famous millionaire. He’s also fucking hot. He’s got these warm brown eyes, perfect skin, and abs. Actual, literal abs.
But when Jessica licked them last week, he didn’t even get hard. He said he was too stressed about the scouts coming to his next game. Her entire Centaurs loving family would be disappointed in her, but she’s really starting to hate hockey.
Or: 5 times someone wanted Shane (and later found out why they couldn't have him), +1 time Shane wanted someone back
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Written for the 1D Short and Sweet Fest 2026
Based on the prompt: Louis unlocks what he thinks is his hotel room, only to find Harry inside in a towel. The front desk apologises, but Louis keeps running into him all weekend.
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an editor in chief and a journalism major walk into a bar (you know how this ends) by supersketches
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
27 Mar 2026
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miranda goes to a bar, meets a 22 year old who hits on her shamelessly, miranda resists,
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Off The Record, On You by red_bull_enthusiast
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 May 2026
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Shane Hollander is the most respected hockey journalist in Canada. He's been covering the Boston Raiders for three years. He has interviewed Ilya Rozanov fourteen times in a professional capacity. He has written 47,000 words about Ilya Rozanov's career. He has approximately zero words for what happens when Rozanov corners him in a hotel corridor after Game 7 and says, very quietly, in that voice: "You always leave before I can talk to you." Shane has absolutely no idea what to do with that.
(Or: Shane doesn't play hockey. He just writes about the man who does. It is, objectively, worse.)- Language:
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“You are sooo boring,” Shane whines again. “Wanna hear something not boring?” He attempts to wiggle his eyebrows at him, but he only manages a weird half arch on one of them. Hayden would think it’s kind of adorable, if it wasn’t for the topic of conversation at hand.
“No, I don’t,” and Hayden prays inside his head for Shane to actually not tell him anything else.
God (and Shane) ignore his pleas.
“He fucks me so good after he wins a game. But he fucks me even better after I win”.
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The Dentist!Fic in which Shane gets high off the anesthesia from getting his wisdom teeth removed and tells poor Hayden all about his and Ilya’s sex life.
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Watch out, Everybody, I'm blind Matt Murdock! by Earthiana
Fandom Ant-Man (Movies), Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (2016), Doctor Strange (2016), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Defenders (Marvel TV), X-Men - All Media Types
28 Feb 2018
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Sincerely, the love of your life by heartsgyub
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), AND2BLE
23 Feb 2026
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Ricky blinks, thrown off. “What… so you think the letter’s a good idea?”
“Oh no, it’s super lame.” Gyuvin says flat, waving the letter slightly. “But the content is deeply moving. I think if you try to give off what you wrote into real life, there’s no way he won’t fall for you.”
Taken aback by his sincerity, Ricky pauses.
He may have overreacted a bit.
Ricky crosses his arms, glaring. “So what do you suggest, smartass?”
“Well,” Gyuvin says with a shrug and a half-smile. “I don’t have any ideas right now, but if you give me some time to think, I promise I'll help you make the confession of the century.”
In which Ricky’s plan to confess to Matthew through a letter goes wrong, and Gyuvin decides to be his ally and help him win the love of his life (him).
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The Hour of Lead by evsthewise
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
21 May 2026
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“Do you want me to spell it out?” Mike scoffed, moving closer until they were eye to eye. “Sharing a room with Will, getting all touchy with him, cozying up? Don’t play dumb.”
Richie gaped. “What? You mean being a decent human being?”
Mike's cheeks flushed. “You're obviously…” He struggled, then finally muttered, “…flirting with him.”
Richie choked. “Me? Flirting?” A laugh burst out of him.
It's summer in Hawkins, and Richie wouldn't mind getting to kiss a certain boy—maybe even more—if it weren't for the minor inconvenience of a massive earthquake tearing the town open like a giant gate to hell.
It’s a bit of a turn-off. But he’s nothing if not optimistic.
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Hold On (I Still Want You) by velminort
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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Shane and Ilya broke up. It was the adult, mature decision they made together and moved on from. Except Shane is still Ilya's emergency contact and Ilya's coach just called.
Ilya had a seizure. Well, seizures. Multiple. He is in the hospital, in the operation block and suddenly Shane is met with the possibility that last words Ilya Rozanov ever heard from him were "Maybe love isn't enough."
And then complications occur. And Ilya is not waking up.
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They’d sat on a perfectly ordinary Wednesday afternoon in their perfectly ordinary kitchen, with coffee that had gone cold on the table between them, and calmly dismantled the life they’d built together. One sentence at a time.
“Maybe we need space.” “Maybe we’re just hurting each other.” “Maybe love isn’t enough.”
He wants to go back and shove that version of himself against the wall. Shake him until his teeth rattle.
Love is the only thing that matters when someone is under general anaesthesia and a stranger is touching their brain, Shane thinks wildly. Love is literally the only currency worth anything in a room like this.
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- Part 1 of Hold On (I Still Want You)
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Liquid Confidence by Sybariticfanfiction (SybariticReyna)
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
11 Aug 2016
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Gossiping is much less fun when the person they're talking about is yourself.
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