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Life and Death by Monty Python Fan (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, The Goodies RPF, British Comedy RPF
04 Jun 2016
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A study in suicide.
Timeline: March - April 1971
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- Part 7 of The More Things Change
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Graham distracts John whilst he’s trying to study.
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“I heard the strangest thing the other day,” John said. “Apparently if you piss on a jellyfish sting it stops the pain immediately.”
They all looked to Graham then, who shrugged. “Don’t ask me.”
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- Part 1 of Unexpected (A Kink Collection)
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They went back to his place by LCrafty7
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python - Fandom
17 Dec 2025
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“But, what about the script?”
“Fuck the script. We’ll do this our own way”
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Monty Python Imagines by slavcelt4304
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979), Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983), British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF
12 Jun 2021
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A collection of various imagines, ranging from soft and fluffy to downright smutty, between reader and the members of Monty Python.
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His Personal Princess by retroweaving
Fandoms: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979), Monty Python's Spamalot, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)
18 Jul 2023
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Life takes an interesting turn when a certain comedian turned cowardly knight takes an interest in you.
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Someone let me watch Monty Python's Flying Circus, and this self-indulgent load of cringe is a testament to why I cannot have nice things in this house.
Professor Felinus' perspective, my naughty gentleman has an encounter with a young and very motion-sick John Cleese. Or, a man who looks like him, that is. One can never tell in this sort of thing.
100% pure emetophilic smut and nothing else.
Oh, and I'm delighted to find that Monty Python RPF is an *existing category*, Ao3, you understand me. <3
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He was a proud man, someone who didn’t revel in glory or require high praise, despite being the leader of a Roman army. All he ever desired was respect and gratitude from his men, decent pay and a good meal once a day. But as he stood there in front of his Governor, being invited into one the most sacred parts of his private quarters, to wash with him in the same water, to share an intimacy no one else had ever shared with him before… it stirred an animal within Claye he hadn’t ever known to exist until now.
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Get It Out in the Open (I Know I Have) by theonlytwin for Quietbang
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF
17 Dec 2012
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He’s going to tell them. He’s going to explain to the men he spends almost all of his time with that he is attracted to men like them, but not them, nothing personal of course, though Terry G could do with a haircut.
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Happy Pride Month!!
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John dragged his tongue along the taut muscle of Mike’s neck, all the way up to his ear.
“I’ve always wanted to take a bite out of you.”
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- Part 2 of Unexpected (A Kink Collection)
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Various Python Aesthetics by planetpeaches
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)
24 Nov 2022
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Dumping a load of Python moodboards and aesthetics that I have made over the last few years! Each moodboard is in its own chapter and some have been inspired by fics which are linked in the individual chapters. I may keep adding as I make more...!
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Do You Want To Come Back To My Place? by MissCatherineEarnshaw
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF
10 Nov 2024
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“I like it. Who did you have in mind to play it ?”
Graham's grin widens.
“For the policeman, obviously you. You've got a knack for authority figures. For the passerby, I thought Michael would do nicely.”
And there goes the explanation. Never mind that the casting is perfectly suited- John has got the sudden impression he has been doused with cold water.-
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R. FUCKING PERF
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Cowboys are Frequently not so Secretly Fond of Each Other by GoreBonk
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF
19 Aug 2025
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Not much happens on a ranch. It’s day in day out work, work, work. This was the life of six men at the time this story starts. When you’re stagnant you don’t see a way forward, only the past you’re stuck in. When all you see is horses and dirt, it’s hard to find a road ahead.
Or - Monty Python cowboy au where they are on the run together :]
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"I agree," Mikey says, tilting his gaze so he's glaring up at the others, "I think Eric should show some discipline." He pauses for dramatic effect. Terry Gilliam grins in realization of what Michael might be implying. John's expression switches to confusion, then, until Michael continues;
"I think we ought to make him hold it."
CONTAINS KINK/FETISH CONTENT. DONT LIKE, DONT READ.
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John retreats to Graham’s spare bedroom at a party and stumbles upon something unexpected
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R. NOICE
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Scoundrel by black_catt
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
25 Jan 2020
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Michael seizes a hell of an opportunity to a have a very 1970's experience, with some help from Graham.
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No Response by Kylie_Smilie_26
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
07 Oct 2012
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Set during filming of the Holy Grail. The Pythons have spent a night in Doune Castle to see if it is haunted. One of the Pythons gets lost and the others go to look for him. This is what happens after they find him. Shit summary I know…
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Fight by Monty Python Fan (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, British Comedy RPF
19 May 2016
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John and Jonesy have an argument, a bad one. And, once again, its up to Michael 'Nice Guy' Palin to resolve the situation.
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Cow Stretching Time by Irmelin for Aramley
Fandoms: Holy Flying Circus, Monty Python RPF
21 Dec 2011
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Being the nicest man in the world isn't always that easy. At least not when certain people insist on being insufferable bastards.
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Cow Stretching Time / Irmelin / MP
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And Now For Something Completely Different by obstinatrix for seutedeern
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF
29 Jul 2015
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Michael can't remember when he first became aware of John, but one evening in Oxford after a play, he gets to know him properly.
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And Now For Something Completely Different / obstinatrix / MP