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Necromancer!Hawkeye AU. He is an "ethical" necromancer -- he doesn't create thralls or undead, he doesn't use his power to hurt people, and he doesn't force a resurrection on an unwilling soul.
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“Sometimes,” BJ said once, as they stumbled back from the O club. “Sometimes…I think I’ve been here for five years.”
“I’ve been here for fifty!” Hawkeye crowed. “Fifty lousy years!”
“A hundred!” BJ added, whooping with delight as they crashed into the front door of the swamp.***
Time doesn't work like it should in the Mash 4077th. BJ just hopes they'll all live to see the end of the war.-
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Hawkeye gets back from Korea in July, BJ shows up at his doorstep one night in November. In the time between, Hawkeye writes letters he doesn't send, he forgets a night in Tokyo he shouldn't remember, and he remembers he doesn't like Rice Krispies.
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“You,” BJ said aloud, as the hum of the hospital continued around them. There was no adequate end to the sentence. You have to wake up, so I can tell you I need you. BJ felt tears stinging his eyes as they formed, and he blinked them furiously away. He noted that someone had cleared the vomit from Hawkeye’s face, and the blood from his hair.
In another life, maybe, far into the future when the lines began to blur further, he thought he might have been meant to be a nurse, to take care with people who were beloved to someone, to clean their hair and their hands and to dress them in gowns and bedclothes. No more cutting, no more blood. He’d always thought Margaret would have done well in their shoes, but he never thought about taking hers. Or maybe it was all nonsense, and it was only Hawkeye whose troubles he wanted to smooth away.- Language:
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Just Daniel Pierce sobbing saying 'Hawkeye. My Benjamin.'
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From Lowest Place When Virtuous Things Proceed by Stregatrek for blue_raven
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
03 Jan 2021
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It is, technically, true that McIntyre could go next week. But Charles has Pierce’s address scribbled in the other surgeon’s near-illegible scrawl, folded in his address book and kept in his jacket pocket. He sighs. “Very well, then-” He marches McIntyre to the Bentley, holding open the passenger door.
John stares at him. “What, you and me? Go now?”
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"Hawkeye, this is important. It's about a- a certain thing of yours that was intercepted at the post office in Seoul earlier today."
"Oh?"
"A certain tape with your voice on it."
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Or: Hawkeye records a message for his dad. Frank somehow managed to get his hands on it and decided it'd be perfect to blackmail Hawkeye with. Only, he wasn't prepared for how many people would side against him.
In the meantime, B. J. gets used to living beside Hawkeye and vice versa. He even helps Hawkeye open up more to the camp chaplain, and discovers some important things about himself in the process.
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- Part 6 of MASHfics
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Omega's can't be priests but that never stopped Francis from trying, until he gets caught and taken off suppressants. Then his brother Charles shows up in camp and really it can't be helped.
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Bisexuality in U.S. Servicemen: An Annotated Bibliography by sarapod (four_right_chords)
Fandom MASH (TV)
17 Feb 2024
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"Explain it to me like... like you picked me up at a bar and brought me home, and now that it's really going to happen I'm a little shy. You don't have to worry about scaring me off, you're just telling me what to expect."
BJ has an inexperience kink. Hawkeye thinks he's just inexperienced.
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“What are we playing for? Money? Pride?” Hawkeye toyed with a pawn, running his thumb over the smooth marble head. “Pawn to c3.”
“Let's play for a favor.”
That gave him pause, because BJ had a psyche more labyrinthine than the New York City sewer system, and Hawkeye had wound up on the receiving end of it on more than one unfortunate occasion—enough to make him cautious about nebulous wagers.
“What kind of favor?”
“Any kind. One ask, one ‘yes.’”
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In the months after the end of the war, Hawkeye and BJ begin a game of phone-based correspondence chess. The stakes are simple: whoever wins earns a favor from the other. Hawkeye is willing to take those odds. After all, it's not like BJ would come to Maine to collect, right?
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Radar’s breath hitches and he hunches over further, pressing a fist into his belly with a moan. “I have this terrible pain and it won’t go away. Am I dying, sir?”
“No, you’re not dying!” The Colonel sits up, looks Radar over more closely. The thought pops into Radar’s head seconds before the Colonel’s mouth opens.
“Oh, no, sir, I can’t be presenting!” Radar cries at the same time as Colonel Blake says, “Radar, you’ve never presented, have you?”
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Radar presents as an omega.
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BJ froze. The reality of the moment overwhelmed him all at once, the soft warmth of Hawkeye under his hand, Hawkeye curled into a nest of borrowed bedding, Hawkeye’s maple-sweet scent warming as BJ touched him. Because BJ had touched him.
“Hawk,” he said, and startled at his own tone, the possessive, hard edge of gravel in it.—
When a supply issue strands the camp without their latest shipment of suppressants, Hawkeye and BJ are forced to adjust to their shifting dynamic...and all the ways they think they ought to change and don't.
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What the fuck
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“You said you weren’t here to save your marriage, so what are you here for?” Hawkeye asks.
“Alright, Hawk, you got me. I’m here to seduce you,” BJ says, very earnestly. Hawkeye blinks at him. BJ blinks back.
“Well, BJ, I have to say, you’ve been doing admirably well,” Hawkeye says with as much aplomb as he can muster. “However, I also have to say that I think you’re having a nervous breakdown, and that’s kind of a turn-off for me.”
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In which BJ gets a divorce, and in an act of true and noble self-sacrifice, Hawkeye invites him to Maine to help save his dying marriage.
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Radar knew the best and worst ways to wake up everyone in the compound.
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Radar likes his personal space. Hawkeye also likes Radar's personal space.
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a chronically horny year in the life of two idiots.
title comes from the margaret whiting song of the same name.-
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Hawkeye loves how big BJ is.
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- Part 18 of Percy's Kinktober 2025
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Hawkeye turned in his arms, setting his chin on his hands, his palms flat over BJ’s sternum.
Their eyes met. BJ’s breath caught, his chest warming—God, was Hawkeye lovely. BJ told him so.
“With this nose?” Hawkeye asked, crossing his eyes.///
The war ends. Life doesn’t.
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Aspirin or Sorrow (A Non-Comprehensive List of What the Dead Don't Need) by AMRV_5
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
08 Jul 2022
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There were universal truths. Slice a man open, he’ll bleed. Push him, he’ll fall. Stop his heart, he’ll die.
What did it make a man who broke the rules? More than human? Less?
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Or: An operation gone wrong lands Hawkeye square in the middle of a medical mystery he'd rather not be participating in.
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Holy fuck; truly exquisite
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“I’ve never been here before. It’s charming, just not my usual scene,” the man says, smirking a bit. Hawkeye doesn’t read any humor in that smirk.
“A special occasion then. To what do we owe this rare honor?” Hawkeye asks. The man stares into his drink and shakes his head ruefully.
“I just learned that my wife has been cheating on me,” the man says, a wry smile on his lips. Hawkeye opens his mouth to commiserate because wow, no fun, but then the man follows up that depressing statement with, “with my little sister,” and that blows Hawkeye’s paltry words of comfort out of the water.
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In which Rosie is forced to witness two men meet, drink copiously, and teach each other that it's never too late to be happy.
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