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  1. 8

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    About two years since you hopped on a flamey meteor rocketship has left you with nothing but boredom and platonic-romance with an alien friend. You’re not sure if you’re able to feel ‘pale-feelings’ as a human, but you sure as hell feel something. Meanwhile you try to mend relationships with a friend who’s grown distant. But… things are getting weird. What’s up with all these hormonal teens and their fucked up emotions?

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    SBURB II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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    Shit, let's be trolls now.

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    Your wriggling day is in three days, and while you normally celebrate this event with the apathy it deserves, this particular sweep is different. That’s because it will be your eighth sweep, and it happens to coincide with the arrival of the imperial drones. This is a milestone that every troll looks forward to with a heady combination of excitement and terror. For most trolls, when they reach their eighth sweep, they become adults.

    Not you.

    When you reach your eighth sweep, you will die.

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  5. 13

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  6. 20

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    ===> WAKE UP

    When Rose Lalonde is 9 or 4 or 13,

    When Dave Strider is 3 or 6 or 13,

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    How sometimes even ascension can be taken from your grasp (or the ways they cope before and after 11/11/11)

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    Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.

    He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.

    He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.

     

    (Updates Sundays)

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  8. 51

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    Post-Scratch, Hotch surprises Emily.

    There’s been attraction there for years, ebbing and flowing between the two of them like something tidal, but they’ve never let themselves get anywhere near this edge before. And now he’s not her boss, and she’s not going back to London in a few hours, and as Rossi repeatedly and unsubtly pointed out on the way over here, they’re both single. Every reason he’s never let himself imagine kissing her is gone, and her lips are inches from his, and suddenly he can’t think about anything else.

    Set somewhere during 13.01, after the warehouse and before the funeral.

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  9. 6

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    "A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.

    There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."

    (Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)

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  10. 41

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    Even in the cradle of darkness, Rose Lalonde is Light. Armed with needles of shadow, still she is a beacon against the oncoming storm, and there are those who would carry her banner.

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  11. 15

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    You're sort of his father. You're sort of your son. He's definitely not your brother - or at least, you don't think so.

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    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  13. 20

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    She's always known that one day, before her very eyes, the remnants of a shattered Earth would turn to dust between the painted nails of an extraterrestrial fish being from galaxies away.

    Fear affects the strongest of us, and Rose Lalonde is no stranger to it.

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      This is so good! One thing I don’t see that often when we’re dealing with Rose and Dave from the Alpha timeline is Dave being the one that has his shit together more than Rose and I think that is a miss opportunity. I feel like Rose would have anxiety, and not be put together. We can see this because when Rose and Dave were on the meteor during home stuck rose was drinking and she was being very awkward while trying to date Kenya and Dave was just chilling on the sidelines doing his own thing. I would love to see more fanfic of Alpha Dave being very chill and Alpha Rose having a façade of cool and collected on the inside, she is overthinking and questioning everything.

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  14. 89

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    You were never supposed to remember.

    This isn't how the game was supposed to work.

    The Scratch is called a hard reset for a reason. It means starting over from square one with a clean slate. Memories don’t come with the package, or aren’t supposed to, but you guess the game made you some kind of special exception (hahaha hehehe), because you remember. You remember everything, and you don’t know what to think.

    Except that something must have gone terribly wrong.


    Part II: You chase the meteor like it's a falling star.

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  15. 6

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    Of course, he doesn't remember you. Not in this universe, at least. It’s a cheery place, a suburbia, the pacifier given to a child to make them forget they had been hit earlier. The game thinks that your time is over and that it’s the new generation’s time to shine. This worked for John Egbert, and Dave Strider, and even the all-knowing Jade Harley.

    But Rose Lalonde is not one to forget.

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  16. 5

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    In a world where trolls and humans have merged into a new species, John wakes up in a hospital bed after a six month long coma. Overwhelmed, he finds his friends by his side, all of whom have undergone physical changes. Karkat now has human traits, while Kanaya explains that their merged species has introduced new dynamics in reproduction, which has drastically altered relationships.
    John learns that he is now classified as an omega, which surprises him. As Kanaya explains the new concepts of alpha, beta, and omega dynamics, John struggles to absorb the overwhelming information.
    As he adjusts to his new identity and the dynamics of their intertwined lives, John grapples with loss of his previous powers, his past self, and the emotional weight of his new reality. His close bonds with Karkat and Dave become a source of comfort as they navigate their evolving relationships. Together, they embrace the future, exploring the complexities of their new lives while fostering a supportive environment that encourages vulnerability and connection.

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  17. 57

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    Rose grows up, and she has friends, and she gets a good education, and she lives the happy American suburban life. Something still feels off. Post-Scratch.

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  18. 29

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    You learn to throw a punch instead of reaching for a sword you don't have, and you content yourself with turntables that only make music.

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  19. 25

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    A short tale* from The Appendices of the Learned: Fifth Edition (Appendix D, Part XIII).

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    *This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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  20. 48

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You’re the baddest MC this side of the meteor and damn do you know it.

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