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    “Chisato…” Dojima whispered. Adachi wished the earth would swallow him whole. “You look like her.”

    “L-Like her!?”

    He wasn't able to find any physical similarity... He assumed he referred to his constant presence in the house or the way he took care of the chores, which horrified him.

    “I hate being alone.” He felt a gentle breeze heavy with alcohol hit his neck; the grip gave way just a little.

    “You have your daughter.”

    “It's not the same.”

    “And you're drunk,” he added in a low voice. “Tomorrow you won't remember anything.”

    “I hope so.”

     

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    It's rare that Jackie Pike gets a night out to enjoy dinner, drinks, and adult conversation without her four kids tugging on her sleeve. Tonight, Shane and Ilya have invited her out for exactly that, sans Hayden. And she should be focusing on that, really. Enjoying it.

    But she has something else on her mind.

    This is the third fic in a series about Shane and Ilya pursuing a friendship with Jackie, but it can be read on its own.

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    (12:14) I have a PhD in molecular biology, strap in.

    (12:15) why is that kinda hot

    (12:15) Excuse me

    or, the customary wrong number au but with starstruck

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    “Shane, this is Ilya Rozanov.”

    For a world-ending moment, it felt like the ground was falling out from beneath him. The hand he’d been extending to greet the new bodyguard froze in midair, a stab of panic jolting through his entire body.

    Because it was the man from the night before. The man he’d slept with.

    (Shane Hollander is the son of the Canadian prime minister. He is also the captain of his college hockey team. This obscene balancing act is seemingly going just fine, until he accidentally hooks up with his new bodyguard one night at the bar.)

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    This is where I’m putting all my Dethklok obsession insanity. I rewatched the whole series while sick in bed with covid at the beginning of December, and now I think I may actually have brain damage.

    See my art:
    https://old.y-gallery.net/user/oneiros/
    https://bsky.app/profile/angel-oneiros.bsky.social

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    Dennis finds himself on an accidental date with a creep. Of all the people to call to bail him out of an awkward situation, for some reason Dr Robby comes to mind.
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    “I don’t need protecting,” Dennis muttered.
    Robby looked over his shoulder at him. “Oh? Then why am I here?” At Dennis’s sour look, he smiled. “Sorry.”
    “No, you’re not,” Dennis scoffed, hiding a smile as he looked down.
    “Well, I’m happy to have you on my bike. I just wish it was under better circumstances.”

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    "U-haul lesbian?” Scott parotted. He was getting too old to keep up with all these new terms.

    “You own gay sports bar, yes?” Ilya was looking at him like he was an idiot again, “isn’t that where all the lesbians go? Shouldn’t you know these things?”

    Scott opened his mouth to reply but it was quickly intercepted by a yelp when a foot caught him sharply in the shin.

    “Shit sorry!” Shane bolted upright looking more alert than he had in the last 30 minutes, “I meant to kick Ilya”. He then kicked Ilya under the table,

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    “Putangina,” Mingyu curses, “ang ganda mo talaga kapag nagmamakaawa ka. Mas ginaganahan ako gawin yung gusto mo.”

    Wonwoo lets out a loud cry and Seokmin leans back in shock.

    No shit, they’re really doing this? With everybody here?

    He looks around the room and sees no one reacting—Chan’s typing on his phone, si Soonyoung at Minghao naman may pinapanood sa selpon ni Seungcheol habang ang nakatatanda ay inaayos ang posisyon ni Joshua na tulog na sa balikat niya.

    Holy shit, is he in some fucked up sex-crazed version of the Twilight Zone?

    Damn it, he’s not drunk enough for this.

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    The attraction between Nie Mingjue and Jiang Cheng is both easy and obvious, but that doesn’t mean that they get to act on it.

    Or: Nie Mingjue and Jiang Cheng spend two decades balancing duty and desire.

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    He takes a slow breath.

    "I'm working with the Federation." He doesn't soften it. The sentence leaves him as plainly as any other observation, steady and unflinching, his eyes fixed on Quackity's.

    Only then does he understand why normal humans hesitate before speaking.

    It wasn't the words that unsettled Multi.

    It was watching them land.

     

    Or, what if Multi told Quackity about working with the Federation before everything fell apart, giving Quackity the chance to tell his side?

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    June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.

    Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.

    AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.

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    A collection of Bangchan (Stray Kids) oneshots (breakup, drunken confession, hard nsfw...)

    - a work in progress

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    “You don’t remember anything?”

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    Shane Hollander is a straight man. So what if he can't get hard every time he tries to have sex with a woman? So what if he drinks himself silly just so he has an excuse to sneak into his captains bedroom?

    He was straight.

    Right?

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    Shane Hollander is convinced he's straight, Ilya Rozanov convinces him otherwise.

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    Once the dressing room was empty, Marleau finally exploded: "What the fuck is going on man??? You've been weird for WEEKS, and I'm sick of it."

    Rozanov whipped his head around. He looked furious. Sure, Marleau's comment had been aggressive in content, but the tone was fairly mild. Clearly Rozanov's brain had completely skipped over the tone and focused exclusively on the aggressive language.

    Rozanov’s words came out venomous. “Don’t fucking ask me that Marley. You have no fucking idea what I’m —” He seemed to rethink his sentence, “just don’t.”

     

    OR: Adding a scene sometime in Episode 5, after Marleau hits Shane. Marleau feels terribly confused about Ilya's attitude, and is desperate to get his friend back.

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    Naoya Zenin is a man built on control and hierarchy. So when he accidentally stumbles into the arms of a female servant one drunken evening, it completely tears his worldview down through humiliating tears and uncomfortable realizations.

    Disclaimer - I love you women, I agree with NONE of Naoya's beliefs nor do I like him, he's a misogynistic little shit.

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    While they keep pretending not to know each other that well in public, Cristiano Ronaldo is Lionel Messi's heartless master behind closed doors. Why would Leo accept that? And how far is the Portuguese willing to go to express his dominance?

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    You don't trust him, yet you're drawn to him. No matter how wary of him you are, your body seems to long for his in a way that's become impossible to ignore. Especially when you're drunk and dazed, and he dares to put his hands on you for the very first time.

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