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You Have Harmed Government Property, Don't Do It Again by c4lloftheV0id
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jun 2026
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PRO HERO HAWKS SPOTTED WITH A HICKEY
Japan’s very own number one Bachelor for 3 years in a row, our Pro Hero Hawks, the number 2 hero, was spotted with a hickey on his lower jaw near his left ear. Pro Hero Hawks has been nominated as the number 1 hottest and most desirable pro hero in recent decades, so now we are left wondering; who’s the lucky lady that has caught the Bachelor’s heart? Or was it just a fling?
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Hawks was having a bad day, and Touya cheered him up, though he did get some scolding because of it.
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Anesthesia Truth Serum by Nyxian_inthesky
Fandoms: 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025)
22 Jun 2026
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Six years. For six long years, Gao Tu has been the perfect, unflappable secretary to Shen Wenlang—the ice-cold, terrifying S-class Alpha CEO of the HS Group. Six years of hiding his feelings, wearing double-strength scent blockers, and keeping a flawless professional distance. But when a minor surgery lands the fearsome President Shen in a hospital bed, the anesthesia does what six years of corporate stress couldn't: it completely obliterates Shen Wenlang's filter.
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- Part 9 of AUs - ABO Desire
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A series of stories starting with a magic reveal between series four and series five and proceeding with the changes created thereby.
Arthur is given a gift of a stone able to detect and defend against sorcerers. It works against the last person he would have expected.
"What do you want, Merlin? . . . Sorcerers always want something and they usually say what it is once they've revealed themselves. . . Which is it, Merlin? . . . Revenge or power?"
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Last read part 2 chap 11
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auspicious agony by astutearies
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 May 2026
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After the events at the Mo Manor, Wei Wuxian seeks purpose for his newly-gifted life in becoming a rogue cultivator. Still dead to the cultivation world, disguised from old affections and acquaintances in a new appearance and mannerism, he travels the world, fighting monsters, solving cases, inventing talismans…and, somehow—do not ask him, he’s the most baffled by it all—becoming a father to children whose fates happen to intertwine with his. Amid this blissful chaos, he reconciles with past grievances, retraces old paths which the Heavens did not permit him to walk in his first life, and reacquaints himself with golden eyes, the laughter of a raddish-boy, purple lightning, and golden-clad youth.
Or, a Post-Mo Manor, Rogue Cultivator AU! where Wei Wuxian remains "dead" for a bit longer, relishing the world in Mo Xuanyu's body.
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Erase and Reshape by haunted_sidekick
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Apr 2026
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”Quit sugar-coating it. It’s a lousy gig and you know it.”
“Well, I wouldn’t say exactly that,” Yagi mused. “A trip to the land of amazing scenery and indigenous culture, all expenses covered. It’s like a free holiday.”
“With Shigaraki Tomura.”
“Shimura Tenko.”
Thirteen months after the Final War, Aizawa Shouta is offered a job by the HPSC: to pick up a rehabilitated (and allegedly reformed) Shigaraki Tomura, now going by his birth name Shimura Tenko, from a remote facility in Hokkaido and drive him all the way to Shizuoka. He’s also saddled with three of his students, because according to All Might, this is what counts as practice now. Shouta might not immediately accept that Shimura has turned over a new leaf, despite what doctors or authorities have to say, but as the kilometers pass, the two former enemies begin to find some common ground.
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- Part 1 of Erase and Reshape
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Plans With Who? by Semi_Weird_Shipper
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
29 Jul 2024
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Logan is a little needy bitch and I wanted to write a story where he gets jealous when Wade gives someone else his attention. That's it. That's all it is.
Logan getting jealous and being an angry, needy bitch.
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- Part 5 of Weirdo's Deadpool Stories
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3 times pond tries to ask phuwin to move out with him, and 1 time he sort of? kind of? succeeds.
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- Part 2 of i’m here, and i will always be
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Heroic Duties and Royal Responsibilities by Athi816
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
22 Aug 2025
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Danny is really tired of random groups of people summoning him while he's trying to study. At least it’s not a cult this time.
Meanwhile, the Justice League feels both perturbed and intrigued by this strange, cosmic child playing king.
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#16
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rash decisions by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.
He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.
Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.
Until it isn’t, of course.
“Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.
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Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.
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Sometimes it's worth putting the phone on silent so that no one can disturb you, but definitely not when Ink suggests it. He rarely has ideas that don't lead to some unwanted adventures.
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- Part 10 of Drabbles english
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do the math by diazette
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial
I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started.We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.
On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM photoshoot in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left.
Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss.
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or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.
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You're desperately looking for a job before debt collectors start chasing you. One day, a mysterious man with a French accent calls you and offers you a job at headquarters. You accept, not knowing where it will lead.
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Cuteeeee ^^
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READ THIS NOW the mercs seem super close to canon!)
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kim soleum has a terrible fucking day by xar (xarlutye)
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
16 Jun 2026
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No one said being a spy was easy
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Every time I (22M) get out of the shower, my roommate (22M) tells me he wants to sleep with me. Is this a guy thing?
Posted by TunaMayo_{day 1 - roommate}
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- Part 1 of ottoge week 2026
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The Nice Goslings by Anonymous_Lobster
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Nice Guys (2016), Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Drive (2011), Barbie (Movie 2023), Blade Runner (Movies)
18 Jun 2026
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A Ryan Gosling Cinematic Universe Chat Fic, in College!
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Holland: AlrightHolland: I’m just gonna say it
Holland: I’m not entirely convinced Ken has a penis
Ken: EXCUSE YOU?!
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IM IN TEARS
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SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 9!!
' She can’t help her mind wandering though, back to a topic that’s been a frequent visitor in her mind for weeks now, relentlessly pounding against her skull.
Caine had come up to them two months prior, practically glitching with excitement, sharing that they may be able to potentially heal abstraction. He wasn’t positive, but he’d been working closely in the digital files of the Circus lately, giving himself something to do in between their regular activities. He found that the files of their lost friends still existed, but were corrupted, damaged, though fixable, if he was looking at it correctly at least. He couldn’t promise anything, but he had hope that they could actually do something.
This had caused excitement to rise within the group, eyes sparkling and discussion rampant. Voices had overlapped each other, and Pomni couldn’t help the heaviness on her chest of their most recent cast member lost lightening a bit at the positivity of the group, eyes drifting to the large circus tent he resided in most days, when he wasn’t in the aquarium with the others. '
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Finished Chapter 5
Cried a bit while reading this one. Absolutely loving both the fic itself and all the companion art!
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Map Contact by Regolith (metonym)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness.
Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him.
They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.
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Chronically Interrupted by baby_honey_harry
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 May 2026
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"Mr and Mrs Hollander," Ilya started with sincerity, "Thank you so much for making me Shane... I hope you enjoyed yourselves very mu-"
"ILYA GRIGORYEVICH HOLLANDER-ROZANOV!"
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5 times Shane and Ilya get walked in on, and 1 time Ilya walks in on someone else.
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A jester, a clown, a killer, a spy. He strolls into New Eridu, serving neither side but his own. His motives are a mystery, his identity just as much. But this clown has come at a turbulent time in New Eridu's life and he may as well just spin it out of control, just for the fun of it. Or is it really for fun?
Or: An original character intrudes into the ZZZ storyline and causes a bit of havoc.
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Shane Hollander starts receiving anonymous gifts at his desk.
Ilya Rozanov, his husband, takes the investigation a little too seriously.
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- Part 2 of hockey didn't happen
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21st june '26, that was an awesome plot twist: no murder mystery nor betrayal, so funny tho