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• Open Floor Plan by xXAria_ParkinsonXx

  Fandoms: Modern Family (TV 2009)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  27 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Phil Dunphy/Claire Dunphy
  • Haley Dunphy/Ruby Vale - onesided
  • Phil Dunphy
  • Claire Dunphy
  • Haley Dunphy
  • Alex Dunphy
  • Luke Dunphy
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Ruby Vale
  • Canon Compliant
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Humor
  • Misunderstandings
  • Secondhand embarrassment
  • real estate
  • open houses
  • music video
  • Accidental Innuendo
  • Sabrina Carpenter References
  • Pop Music References
  • Tribute Singer
  • Phil Dunphy Being Phil Dunphy
  • Claire Dunphy Is So Done
  • Alex Dunphy Being a Menace
  • Haley Dunphy Has a Crush
  • Luke Dunphy Is Confused
  • Original Character(s)
  • Original Character POV
  • Flirting
  • light sexual humor
  • Suggestive Themes
  • Teen Crush
  • Awkward situations
  • viral video
  • Social Media
  • Commercial Shoot
  • Suburban Chaos
  • everyone is embarrassed
  • except phil
  • Phil Dunphy Misunderstands Everything
  • Claire Dunphy Needs A Vacation
  • Sibling Banter
  • Father-Daughter Relationship
  • Mother-Daughter Relationship
  • Established Relationship
  • domestic comedy
  • Lighthearted
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Chaotic Good Phil Dunphy
  • Pop Culture References
  • Implied/Referenced Sexual Content
  • No Archive Warnings Apply - Freeform

  Summary

  Phil Dunphy hires a Sabrina Carpenter tribute singer to film a real estate commercial, fully convinced “House Tour” is the perfect listing anthem.

  Claire understands the problem immediately. Haley develops a crush immediately. Alex prepares to witness history. Luke just wants cookies.

  Series

  • Part 21 of Song Fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,000

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  146