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    not "your' anything by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    07 Jun 2026

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    21/?
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    Girls & Boys by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    07 Jun 2026

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    Dr Ryland Grace is a hunk of a man. After pushy colleagues mistake Grace’s attempt at social escape for a love confession, a witch hunt begins. The parents and teachers of Grover Cleveland desperately want to find out who his mysterious “partner” is, Grace just wants to enjoy dinner with his one (1) shit-stirrer of a friend.

    Decades after this debacle, the log’s return to Earth, an inside joke with Rocky is misinterpreted and there is only one thing the world wants to know: who fisted Dr Captain Ryland Grace?

     

    Or: everybody wants a piece of Grace, unfortunately for them, Grace finds sex about as arousing as RNA transcription.

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    Roller Coaster by

    Fandoms: Off Campus (TV 2026)  

    07 Jun 2026

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    Allie Hayes knows calling Dean Di Laurentis is a terrible idea. She does it anyway.

    This is an enhanced version of how the roller coaster leaves the station.

    ⋆｡°✩ 🎢 ✩°｡⋆

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    《THE BRUISES ON MY SOUL 》 | MINSUNG by

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)  

    06 Jun 2026

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    《Minsung, Twitter AU》

    xxx

    ~ I’d rather be heartless than have my heart in pieces. ~

    xxx

    “After checking out every song made by this new group 3RACHA, I noticed one particular pattern: Every piece made by J.One just sucks. Like, no cap, every one of his tracks sounds like he forgot he is an artist or was high as hell when making it. I've never heard so much shit in 3 minutes, I swear.”

    xxx

    Jisung just couldn’t believe his own eyes. What did he just read? It’s not like he thought he was a genius, unlike what all of his fans and friends always said, but he was sure his music was alright. Or at least good enough to have people listening to it. Reading this comment was a pain he never thought he would feel. What was happening?

    xxx

    “Why is he only hating on me? Never have I seen anything about Chan or Changbin! It’s always me, me, and me only!”

    xxx

    Han Jisung, 21 years old. A young producer known for his beautiful and unique music style who always tries to give his best.

    xxx

    Lee Minho, 25 years old. A young dancer who was never able to deal with his feelings and has to let it out on others.

    xxx

    ~ Can you blame me? ~

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    Honeypot by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    01 Jan 2024

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    As part of their latest mission, Satoru is tasked with going undercover at an omega host club.

    Needless to say, Suguru isn't too happy about it.

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    I'm the least you could do by

    Fandoms: My Chemical Romance  

    16 May 2026

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    Frank can't figure out what's missing in his life, but it may have something to do with Mikey's brother.

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    the bisexual fairy godmother of the NHL by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    02 Apr 2026

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    5 times Ilya played matchmaker to the queer guys in the league and showed them that he has insane gaydar and is extremely perceptive (and to maybe make sure they absolutely did not ask out his Shane, even when that wasn't happening, but you know Ilya he is so obsessed with Shane he assumes that everyone wants to date his man)
    +1 time they found out Rozanov wasn't just an ally

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    5 times Ilya played matchmaker
    +1 time everyone found out he is not just an ally

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    The Good Things by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    05 Jun 2026

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    The Marauders' Guide to Sexual Intercourse (Expanded Edition) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    23 Dec 2025

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    Join Remus, Sirius, James, and Lily as they helpfully demonstrate various kinks, fetishes, and sexual techniques.

    (Newly updated with 5 new chapters!)

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    Chapters:
    45/45
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    Love us (together) by

    Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime)  

    08 Mar 2026

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    Zanka is the puzzle piece Jabbers been missing his whole life. He wants to follow Zanka no matter where he goes, even if it means joining that one organization called "The cleaners"

     
    Or, Jabber is a cleaner, Him and Zanka are sickeningly inseparable while also not wanting to admit their romantic feelings, and they make the other cleaners sick.

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    Pure Meringue by

    Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    05 Jun 2026

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    Meringue is a sweet, hot, fluffy dessert. All the fics here will be purely self indulgent and without deeper meaning or conflict. For the foreseeable future, everything will be post-book 6 canon. Order is when I posted but not in internal chronological order.

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    Overdue, overpaid by

    Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

    28 Apr 2025

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    “Dos-kun, is it really you?”

    Only one fool dared call him by cutesy nicknames. Fyodor glanced over shoulder. Scar over the lighter eye, loose light hair curling over wide frame, theatrical clothing inferring jocularity – it can’t be anyone but Nikolai.

    Pang. Fyodor refused to believe own eyes – not that Nikolai grew into a such fine specimen, but that he made heart throb. He wet lips and tried to find voice. “Nikolai?”

    Oh if only it was just heart that throbbed, Fyodor wouldn’t be on pins and needles.


    In which Fyodor runs into Nikolai after twenty years and goes monkey brain (dilfkolai is too hot to handle).

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    Breaking News: We Like Each Other by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    02 May 2026

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    Like the Ocean Meets the Shore by

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender  

    05 Aug 2020

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    Sokka pays Suki a visit. Takes place 2 years after the end of the series.

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    Prompt-fully Devoted to You by

    Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Supernatural (TV 2005) RPF  

    02 Nov 2022

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    In the years after Chuck's defeat, the Winchesters brothers and their found family adjust around a life with free will. While Sam travels the Country to keep up with the family business and dig into magic and witchcraft with the help of Rowena, hunting things with his now wife Eileen, Dean builds a retired life with Castiel, helping offstage: sometimes they take a road (or wings) trip to make some researches, some others they just chill and have fun with their loved ones. Castiel, now a fully charged angel again thanks to Jack, who dragged him out of the deal with the Empty, loves his life with Dean, and is willing to make the rest of the man's earthly years the happiest and most satisfying ever, in every way possible: they love to discover new hobbies - and kinks - together, in and out the sheets, having fun with their bodies and exploring their profound bond.

    And as the years passes, all of them enjoy together the life they've deserved and fought for, collecting memories like postcards, like pages of a diary they keep making up as they go.
    Memories they choose to imprint in the ether in a collection of missing moments to leave for those who never gave up on them.

    Memories that waits to be read.

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    I Don't Like You, Too by

    Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)  

    26 Jun 2020

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    The hot and awkward beginning to Giyuu and Sanemi's ... can you even call it a relationship? Not yet. But Giyuu's working on it.

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    [Podfic] The Montreal Girl by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    30 Apr 2026

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    Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.

    Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”

    Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years

    Podfic of The Montreal Girl by some1_around.

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    My Hero Izuku (...And No One Else's) by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    22 May 2026

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    Join the circle of discord as each woman from UA High School wants one thing: Izuku Midoriya. Rather through love letters, drugged soda, kidnapping, or whatever their yandere hearts desire. Enter the dark comedy of mishaps and misadventures as Izuku is subjected to whatever thing a woman wants to do to him. {One-shots/anthology} {NSFW} {AU}

    Update on 2/3/25: Aoyama All Along! (Part I) (Yuga x Izuku)
    Update on 3/1/25: Aoyama All Along! (Part II) (Yuga x Izuku)
    Update on 3/5/25: The Land of the Free (But Not For You!) (Part I) (Cathleen x Izuku)
    Update on 4/22/25: Nothing Saiko About Love, Deku! (Part III)
    Update on 4/23/25: MHI Vampire Chronicles: Girls From The Low End (Part V)
    Update on 3/29/26: Aoyama All Along! (Part III) (Yuga x Izuku)
    Update on 5/22/26: Nothing Saiko Above Love, Deku! (Part IV)
    Coming Soon: Midnight's Freestyle (Part III) (Nemuri x Izuku)

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    Chapters:
    142/?
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    2,486
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    377
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    Engines Running Hot by Tali'Zorah by

    Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types  

    23 Sep 2025

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    Tali writes a quite steamy, and quite cheesy romance between herself and Shepard, and ends up wishing she had just gotten caught for it outright. That would have been better than what happened instead.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    45
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    8
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    London, Interrupted by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    07 Jun 2026

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    A few weeks before running their first camp for the Irina Foundation in the summer of 2019, Shane arranges for him and Ilya to fly to London to meet with some British footballers who run their own charity kids camp. Ilya insists on treating it like their first couples vacation, and on playing sexy stranger in the hotel bar.

    Neither of them could have foreseen that Scott and Kip would also be on vacation in London, and also staying in the same hotel.
    Scott and Kip proceed to drag Shane and Ilya on an evening out, during which Ilya and Shane have to pretend they definitely aren’t in a relationship, and Shane definitely, definitely does not have a plug up his ass.

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