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Lost in the Supermarket by exboyscout
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
28 May 2026
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“It’s retail, mate. I’m not expecting perfection from some twenty-something dairy stocker. I know it’s not your passion—hell, it’s not mine either. It’s nobody’s, really, is it? You’d have to be properly mad, maybe even a bit masochistic, to actually enjoy it.”
Alex swallows, because he sometimes worries that he could very well be both of those things.
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Greg thinks he's not sexually attracted to Alex but is he lying to himself?
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Sweet Young Prince by Anonymous for stillproperverse
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
26 May 2026
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Bambi AU.
Greg laughed again. “I know who you are, young prince,” he said, and for some reason, the title sounded more like a teasing insult from his mouth. “Little Alex no Horns, as it were.”
Before he could stop himself, Alex let out a hum of disapproval. “Antlers,” he corrected, and Greg blinked at him.
“Pardon?”
“It’d be Little Alex no Antlers, surely.”
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- Part 142 of Taskmaster Collection
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A fic written in a style adjacent to the book "He used Thought as a Wife" by Tim Key.
In which Key falls head over heels for the Amazon Guy. Featuring Poems and a Recipe.First Poem is by Tim Key, the rest are my fault.
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Better with three by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
03 May 2026
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In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.
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you're a good friend by hornestoothgap (neuerswaist)
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
24 Apr 2026
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It's quite odd to know something deep down in the marrow of his bones, and yet when it's suddenly a reality, it's gone. He still thinks something good slipped through his fingers, not just all at once but also equally over the course of decades.
Years of misunderstandings from both sides mar his past and make it impossible to look back without questioning every single second shared between him and Tim.
OR: Alex finds out that everyone, and Tim, thinks they are dating.
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Many years later, as Greg whispered, “There’s a part of me wants to fuck you,” Alex laughed so hard he could hardly recall that night on the same stage—Greg’s affectionate smile, seductive enough to make him lean in and kiss the bigger man sitting next to him.
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Alex unexpectedly goes to Greg's flat and kisses him out of nowhere and for seemingly no reason.
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22 year old Alex Horne returns to his home town as a student teacher having gone through some changes in the intervening years.
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Only Cans by Ohdoyoucomeonthen
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, SCP Foundation, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
24 Jan 2026
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As Head Researcher at SCP Foundation Site-322, Dr. Alex Horne has dedicated his life to studying bizarre and dangerous anomalies beyond the comprehension of the average person. So what is it about a strange new vending machine in the cafeteria that manages to finally flap the unflappable doctor?
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- Part 1 of Keter Class Tasks
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“I can’t give you what you need, Alex.”
The words rang hours after she left. The house barely touched, Alex barely present. Mostly he sat on the sofa staring at his hands or lying down and staring at the wall. He wished, so painfully wished, he had never said anything.
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The Mistletoe Incident by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF
30 Dec 2025
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"I can practically hear you thinking," Greg murmurs after a while. "Everything okay?"
Y/n turns on her side to face him, though in the dimness she can only make out the outline of his profile. "Just... processing today, I guess."
"Ah," Greg says. "You mean the mistletoe incident?"*Chapter two now added!*
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- Part 14 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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When You Are Old and Grey and Full of Sleep by Vamillepudding for neuerswaist
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
28 Dec 2025
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“Shush. Shut up. I’m trying to be nice.”
Tim makes a face. “Don’t be.”
Alex doesn’t smile then, because that’s not who he is, but Tim can see that he wants to, because that’s who Tim is. “Alright,” he says. “I won’t, then.”
“Good,” Tim says, and before he can tack any joke onto that, Alex leans down and kisses him.
Or: The thing is, Tim knows for a fact that Alex has other places he could get it. So why does he keep coming back to Tim?
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Have you ever seen a race like THIS?! by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Alex Horne, an aspiring horse-kin attending the prestigious Lantra Academy, has an unfortunate encounter with a man named Greg Davies as he's running late to school. Somehow, this interaction unfurled a future neither of them expected.
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do demons have stds? by hornestoothgap (neuerswaist) for Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
24 Dec 2025
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[Tim] wakes up with his face glued to a sticky pub table and Liverpool winning against Aston Villa on the telly; he isn’t surprised that his hand feels sore. He breathes out a strangled curse as he, muscle by muscle, pulls his aching body back up and slumps against the back of his chair. His lungs rattle in protest, and with his good hand, he rubs his smarting forehead.
OR: An almost missing scene
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Peas in a Pod by MadameQuagmire
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
08 Dec 2025
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An interview question whilst promoting The Ballad of Wallis Island prompts Tim to reminisce on old times.
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Tim and Rachel sit for a much needed conversation.
SPOILERS for Gregwatching up to chapter 6
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Ask me again in 10 years. by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
05 Dec 2025
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Greg and Alex have developed a theme and they’re taking turns. All the while Greg delves into his memories once more.
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- Part 2 of Memories
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[i can't explain a thing] by trnspirate
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
05 Dec 2025
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“Now it’s just me and you taking a 50-year-old man to Germany.”
Frank and Tim’s trip to Germany. Oh, and Josh is there, too.