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colloquial tongue coming in my ears, hedonistic pain by orphan_account
Fandoms: Daisies (1966)
03 May 2022
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Two silly girls, both named Marie, retire from their relentless pranks for an afternoon of pleasure.
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Mega Meltdown by The_RedArchive
Fandoms: Rockman ZX | Mega Man ZX, Rockman | Mega Man - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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After another successful joint mission against the final Ouroboros remnant, Vent, Ashe, Aile, and Grey take shelter together from the scorching heat of Area K, but the victory high and rising temperatures lead to things taking a turn for the nasty VERY QUICKLY~.
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In which Bruce forgets a few key facts, and Clark has to go along with it.
Or, the Bruce-Has-Amnesia Fic we've all been wishing for.
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Little did they know what would happen when one puts two male shinobis under the same roof for a month.
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“You know what’s the scariest part about all this?” Usopp asked.
“...Yeah,” Zoro replied, a bead of sweat pooling on his forehead.
“She’s acting like Luffy, but she still has Nami’s brain.”
“...Yeah.”
“She is finding ways to get us killed at sea at an efficiency that 99% of human brains to have ever existed couldn’t even come close to matching.”
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There were a lot of ways for the Straw Hats to discover that the captain and navigator were in a secret relationship. The Thousand Sunny turning into a bouncy rubber funhouse of cosmic horror was the worst way possible. Especially when the side effects of the captain doing *things* to the navigator in his wackiest state leaves her behaving more like him.Series
- Part 1 of Extremely Malleable
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Awesome fic
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A baby girl is born, and her daddy feeds her
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Dear Hot Bread God,
Please put me out of my misery and shove your yeasty fist up my pussy.
Signed,
Your dough, waiting to be pounded.
Um. Too desperate?
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Rey is thirty, terminally single, and has been on enough bad Hinge dates to last several lifetimes. One evening, the Instagram algorithm delivers her something unexpected: a pair of extraordinary hands making bread, and a voice that tells her she's being oh so good.
She doesn't follow him. She's not going to be caught being horny on main.
She does, eventually, subscribe to his OnlyFans.
What follows is a completely rational series of decisions that leads her, one Saturday morning, across an international border, to eat pizza with a stranger from the internet.
Just lunch. Just to suss things out.
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if i wrote a book about us, it would never have an ending by jiliax
Fandom Stray Kids (Band)
22 Jan 2026
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series of one-shots featuring our favourite pairing; kim seungmin and lee minho.
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This is going to be a series of one-shots set in my #RumiSolo series. Going to be jumping all around the timeline.
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- Part 5 of #RumiSolo
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Spider-Man: ERROR — try again later by Aime2007
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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Peter Parker ha sobrevivido alienígenas, multiversos y pagar renta en Nueva York.
Lo que no estaba en su lista era terminar atrapado dentro de una máquina de peluches, siendo ignorado por absolutamente todo el mundo.Nadie lo reconoce.
Nadie dice su nombre.
Y lo peor… es que todos parecen convencidos de que es cualquier cosa menos Spider-Man.Hasta que alguien finalmente lo ve.
Y ese alguien tiene demasiadas armas, demasiados problemas mentales y cero intención de aceptar un “no” como respuesta.
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Kind of cute
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The Bible by ProfessorStrange
Fandoms: Abrahamic Religions, Christian Bible (Old Testament)
29 Nov 2023
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G-d tries to make the perfect world but those damn ponies keep spoiling it.
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Mahoragas, metaphysics and gay men: welcome to Slander Kaisen by SukunaNo1Glazer
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
04 Jul 2026
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The Jujutsu world is in shambles; the higher ups are dead, Tokyo is destroyed, and Sukuna is running rampant in a teenager's body. The sorcerers fighting are not any better: Megumi summons Mahoraga at any chance, Gojo still yearns for a man long dead in an obviously PLATONIC way and Yuta is having sex with a cockroach, just to name a few. In short, everything is wrecked.
But everything changes when Sukuna summons Mahoraga while the other sorcerers are busy fighting an already dispatched one weeks ago. Because two Mahoragas can’t exist at the same time. The deviation causes a glitch in the world where all sorcery-related people start reviving, including Gojo’s dead best friend, Suguru Geto.
How will everyone live with the new world order? And how will everyone survive the unbearable tension between the two special grades?
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What if we lived in *more* interesting times?
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dragons
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Peak dragons
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In the wake of Second Impact, the SIGNIFICANT Reforms were instituted by the Japanese government.
The lives of the Second and Third Children are about to change. Significantly. They'll figure it out... Everyone else seems to have.
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The right choice by Meow_meow_void, Senchuu
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
06 May 2026
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Soleum with others locked in room for kissing. Let's fight!
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SOO CUTE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
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Meeting with GOD turned wrong and now I have to survive in JJK by ObsceneWickedLunatic_or_just_an_OWL
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
24 Jun 2026
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I made a stupid joke to a GOD, so instead of a harem romance world I got sent to JJK with the objective of killing Sukuna, helped by a cruel [SLAVE DRIVER] personality system that secretly loves me? Which was created by ObseceneWickedLunatic_or_just_an_OWL™
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Ch 5
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Meeting with GOD turned wrong and now I have to survive in JJK
ObsceneWickedLunatic_or_just_an_OWL
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The attention made Toki dizzy, his head spinning, his fingers shaking against the blonde's shoulder blades. He loved being like this, surrendering to the guitar God– no, his God.
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Toki offers his virginity to Skwisgaar. He also worships him like a god.
(Everything in this work is completely consensual, even if it might seem ambiguous.)
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Teddy's your average Shota Hero: some leather armor, a shiny sword, well-worn boots, and a cock that could kill a god-wait what!?
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Tim Drake discovers two important things at the tender age of nine.
First, Dick Grayson is Robin.
Second, oranges (and, by extension, all citrus) are magical and can heal any ailment.
Tim is, despite being a certified genius, kind of an idiot.
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