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    After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.

    Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.

    A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (but this time for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).

     

    UPDATE 11/01/25: i'm gonna crash out because of all these AI allegations against me! like what do i have to do to prove my innocence?! i already gave my explanation and evidence in chapter 14! what more do you people want from me?! 😭😭

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    "Aw, come now, I was only teasing," Sampo chuckled. "I would never dream of seeking a kiss from someone like yourself"

    "What is that supposed to mean?"

    "Belobog's shield, the golden Landau child, the very symbol of preservation," Sampo's expression shifted somehow, from teasing to something akin to desire, with the way he stared at Gepard through heavy eyes. "Whatever will people say if I stole a kiss from you?"

    His thoughts were hazy, breathing in sharply when Sampo's trailed his hand from his face to his jawline.

    "Since when have you cared about what people think" Gepard mutters. "Besides I-Its not stealing"

    "What was that?" Sampo asked, sounding distracted. His eyes never left Gepard's lips.

    "It's not stealing," Gepard said, averting his gaze. ''If I'm letting you,"

    (Belobog was changing, and so too with it must it's shield of ice, its Captain. Masks, talks of stolen kisses and a criminal who he desperately wishes to know, feel intimately and wonder who the man truly was. More importantly, what Gepard wanted from him.)

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    27 Apr 2024

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    06 Mar 2024

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    Hua Cheng, a rather famous leader of a bandit, stole something he shouldn't have which somehow led him into being the crown prince of Xian Le's sole concubine to save his sister's life from a deadly curse.

    "Kneel."

    Hua Cheng kneels, head hanging low and complexion still. It is not that he is afraid, it's just that after years of living, he has learnt to be intelligent. Clever enough to analyze the situation, do as it suffice, abide and object when the time is right.

    "Why so far away? Come closer."

    When he is in this situation, however, kneeling with his head resting against the prince's lap, he doesn't feel quite right.

    Hua Cheng has learnt by living for years and for the first time in a while, he feels like he is doing his part wrongly.

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    Hua Cheng stole treasures but became one himself.

    (Chapter 29's update is on 5th April 2023 unless i change my mind/my exam ends early)

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    28 Feb 2024

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    Sanemi has to take custody of his younger brother, Genya, after his father goes too far. After not seeing his baby brother for almost 4 years, can he reconnect with him? Even if he barely recognizes the boy.

    (Updates every other week or at least once or twice a month)
    {Cross-posted on Wattpad under Multi_Goddess_}

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