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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    Rose: Shane. I need you to tell me something.

    Shane: Giraffes are thirty times more likely to get hit by lightning than people.

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    Rose: Shane wtf that’s not what I meant 😭

    Shane: Oh.

    Or: Rose doesn't know why 80% of her boyfriends turn out to be gay, and 100% of her romantic relationships die. Shane figures it out.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “We’d get into so much trouble” Shane whispered, the idea just starting to sink in the recesses of his mind, small and meek but growing by the second.
    “We love trouble” Ilya mumbled against Shane’s ear. “We love each other, we have good sex, let’s show us off”
    “Us?” Shane’s voice trembled.
    “I want everyone to know we belong to one another” Ilya’s right hand had snaked around Shane’s bruised hip and was now touching Shane’s cock. Shane hissed at the contact. “Don’t you?”

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    Or: A Journalist from ESPN flirts with Shane's husband in a post-game press conference and Shane is not Jealous at all, not even a little bit. Certainly not enough to exact delicious revenge on said journalist.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Draco Malfoy leads an ordered but rather unfulfilling life, working in a Ministry basement and residing in his cramped Muggle flat. Feeling underappreciated and horribly lonely, he purchases some special charms that allow him to conjure imaginary friends. Unfortunately, after becoming a suspect in a potions smuggling investigation, Draco is forced to surrender a month’s worth of memories for a Pensieve Probe.

    The aurors assigned to bear witness to his most private and embarrassing moments are none other than the Ministry ‘darlings’ Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley.

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    21 Jun 2026