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    “Eddie! Eddie, hey, hi. Sorry. Theo, don’t touch that! Don’t touch that! Ah, frick. He’s - - he’s touching it.” 

    “Is everything okay?” 

    “No. No. I’m - - locked out. Theo is locked in. Well - - he locked himself in. Accidentally. I think. I’m pretty sure. Anyway, I need your key. I need your key really fast. Theo! Buddy. Please. Don’t eat that. That’s not for eating. Theo. Theo. Don’t - -” Buck lets out a loaded, patient breath. “Ideally as fast as you can.” 

     

    Or, Theo locks Buck out. Eddie comes to the rescue.

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    26 May 2026

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    Buck would rather stab himself in the neck with a fork, thrice, than let Maddie and Eddie say a single word to each other.

    His concern is that they will become friends. Allies. Allies United Against Buck. Comrades Who Know Too Much About Buck. A terrifying, powerful joint force that simply cannot ever exist.

    He will make sure of it.

     

    Or, so that Maddie and Eddie do not ever mingle, Buck meddles.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    He stands up, because Eddie does not cower from knocks at — he checks his phone — 10:52 PM, even though every true crime podcast his abuela forwards him suggests this is exactly how people end up as a Dateline episode.

    He looks through the peephole.

    He blinks.

    He looks again.

    There is a man on his porch. Which, fine, he expected a man. What he did not expect is for the man to be — and Eddie needs a second here, because he’s processing several things simultaneously and doing a poor job with all of them — approximately six foot two, broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted, visibly muscular in a way that suggests either a dedicated gym routine or a genetic lottery win or both, and completely, entirely, spectacularly naked.

    Except for the potted succulent he's holding in front of his crotch.

    Eddie's succulent. From Eddie's porch. The one Chris named Potricia.

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    The odds of the universe dropping a naked man on your doorstep are low, but never zero.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Buck didn’t wake up on a random Tuesday morning in sunny Los Angeles and think to himself, “Today I’d like to kidnap a child.” Unfortunately, sometimes these things just happen.

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    Set right after season one, in which Buck is already aware he's bisexual, he accidentally kidnaps a child and makes a new BFF while trying very hard not to be arrested for something that is totally, 100% not his fault, he swears. Hijinks ensue.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    For a moment, Eddie is quiet.

    He stares. Blinks. Stares some more, his mouth opening and closing around nothing.

    And then all at once, he zeroes in on the photo collage across the room, and his body goes completely still.

    They’re all couples. Happy, blissful, newly married couples, still in their suits and long white dresses, holding each other close beneath the familiar branches of a willow tree. The same branches billowing in the wind outside Eddie’s bedroom window.

    A wedding venue. He woke up in a wedding venue.

    His wedding venue.

    Eddie wakes up on the morning of his and Buck’s wedding. Everything has been meticulously planned—the suit, the flowers, the venue. There’s just one problem: Eddie is straight, and he and Buck are just friends.

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    12 Jan 2026