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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    Through gritted teeth, Dan reads his message out loud.

    Snowdude: wait, I’m confused – how is it baby bowser’s fault that you took the curve so badly?

    One day, Dan will ban him. He’s not sure why he hasn’t yet. It’s like Snowdude only exists to enrage him.

    Dan is a gaming streamer on Twitch. Everyone knows that he has 1) a short fuse and 2) a massive crush on AmazingPhil.
    Phil likes to watch and ragebait him using a pseudonym.

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    21 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    And an Omega in heat will drive any Alpha crazy, we go completely–”

    “Did you just say ‘we’?” Phil interrupts him.

    “No, I mean–”

    “Do you identify as an Alpha?” Phil is already laughing and only laughs more when he sees Dan’s entire face flush in front of him, going from pale to bright red in absolutely no time at all. “What, you’d spend your day listening to Andrew Tate podcasts about how to breed submissive Omegas?”

    Phil keeps getting his Omegaverse lore wrong. Dan can't take it anymore.

    Well, that... and the heats Phil just doesn't notice.

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    20 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    “No, no, no,” he said, wiggling a finger. “You’ve got a lesson to learn first. You’ve violated the most important of commandments today – can you guess which one?”

    “Thou… shalt not flirt with other demons in front of your demon partner?” Phil squinted at him and then flinched when he felt something wrap around his dick, thin and long and tight, squeezing him painfully enough to drive tears into his eyes before letting go again.

    “I’d recommend you stop trying to be funny,” Dan purred into his ear, the sudden closeness of his voice driving chills down Phil’s spine. “It’ll only make things worse for you.”

    “What’s the first commandment, Phil?”

    Phil has a vacuum where his faith used to be, and Dan is all too happy to fill it.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Phil stays quiet, his lips pressed together, until they’re all sat in their living room, Dan next to Phil on the sofa with far more space between them than they usually have, looking around helplessly.

    “Just what exactly do you remember?” he asks Dan.

    “Uh,” makes Dan. “I know my name is Dan. They told me.”

    Dan has a ski accident and loses his memory. Phil can't do anything but offer him a home - Dan finds that said home is quite obscure.

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    18 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    "You bit me!" Dan shrieks.

    Phil shudders, and then eyes him. "You smell good."
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    "Um," Dan stalls, trying to remember what he was doing. His mind blanks. "I don't feel well."

    "Oh, no, it's — sorry." Phil pauses to pant heavily as another shudder rolls through him. He grits his teeth. "It's cat-scratch fever."

    Dan's definitely got some sort of fever. He's so hot he feels like ripping off all his clothes. "Yeah," he gasps out, words strained as he's suddenly short of breath, "not sure that's what's happening, mate."

    - Dan helps neko Phil home from the Tube when he falls ill. Dan was just going to walk him to the door. Now he doesn't want to leave

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    16 Jul 2026